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Anonymous Sun 03 Oct 2021 03:02:55 No.2223040 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>2223073 >>2223083 >>2223092 >>2223101 >>2223171 >>2223266 >>2223435 >>2223601 >>2223922 >>2224693

Hi, I'm Joro, and your life outdoors is now permanently worse

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Oct 2021 04:10:59 No.2223073 Report

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>>2223040
w-what are you? Some kind if monster?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Oct 2021 04:33:06 No.2223083 Report

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>>2223040
I didn't know spiders could go on /out/
Tiny spider computers lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Oct 2021 04:48:20 No.2223092 Report

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>>2223040
air rifle will send you back to God's good graces.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Oct 2021 04:52:23 No.2223101 Report

Quoted By: >>2223119

>>2223040
>literally blocks your path
I hate these fuckers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Oct 2021 05:11:12 No.2223119 Report

Quoted By: >>2223160

>>2223101
There is some kind of giga web 15 feet over the street on my block with at least 5 fist size individuals.

Praying that birds learn to pick on these very quickly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Oct 2021 06:56:57 No.2223160 Report

Quoted By: >>2223269

>>2223119
Don't golden orb weavers eat birds?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Oct 2021 07:25:03 No.2223171 Report

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>>2223040
I hate this fuckers so much, SO MUCH.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Oct 2021 12:10:40 No.2223266 Report

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>>2223040
met this guy today he kindly got out of the way before I passed underneath his web. Thanks spiderbro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Oct 2021 12:16:25 No.2223269 Report

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>>2223160
They do

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Oct 2021 17:49:59 No.2223435 Report

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>>2217190
>"There is no reason for a gun on the trail"
>>2223040

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Oct 2021 20:24:44 No.2223601 Report

Quoted By: >>2223875 >>2224044 >>2224704

>>2223040
https://youtu.be/bLKDQEHjkYA?t=694

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Oct 2021 20:26:06 No.2223605 Report

Quoted By: >>2224699

And thats why I'm never going back to Korea

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Oct 2021 01:25:26 No.2223875 Report

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>>2223601
Jesus fucking christ, I didn’t know how bad bug eating was until I moved to Japan. They sell exotic ones in stores like “don quixote“

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Oct 2021 02:30:11 No.2223911 Report

Quoted By: >>2223947

But they are harmless

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Oct 2021 02:57:59 No.2223922 Report

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>>2223040
>Tfw you will never have a suit made from golden orb silk weaver silk

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Oct 2021 03:47:16 No.2223947 Report

Quoted By: >>2224052

>>2223911
Thier bit us comparable to a bee sting just grab a stick and show him who's boss

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Oct 2021 08:21:11 No.2224040 Report

Quoted By: >>2224052

you should all stay >>>/in/side

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Oct 2021 08:31:32 No.2224044 Report

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>>2223601
What the fuck. They deserved those 2 nukes.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Oct 2021 09:28:40 No.2224052 Report

Quoted By: >>2224086 >>2224685

>>2223947
>>2224040
Finally some non-Reddit comments.
Spiders can barely fucking hurt you and have no reason to bite. Australia has some of the most venomous on the planet and they haven't killed anyone in decades despite thousands of bites a year.
Even if you get bitten it's about 24 hours before it starts to cause some subdermal damage and necrosis if it's a nasty species, but you have a lot of time to sort out a trip to a doctor. Everyone but the already ill will survive even without antivenom.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Oct 2021 10:55:01 No.2224086 Report

Quoted By: >>2224089 >>2225542

>>2224052
I got bitten by some sort of spider on my arm 4-5 months ago and it still hasn't fully healed. Granted, I haven't put anything on it and haven't visited a doctor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Oct 2021 11:02:14 No.2224089 Report

Quoted By: >>2224781

>>2224086
Good don't ever visit a doctor for anything. They use boomer math and satan worship to put you into debt. worse than voodoo imo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Oct 2021 06:34:21 No.2224685 Report

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>>2224052
When I was 9 years old I was bitten on the shoulder near my neck by an unidentified spider and we watched as an entire blood vessel down to my left fingertip turned black over the course of a couple days.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Oct 2021 07:11:41 No.2224693 Report

Quoted By: >>2224697

>>2223040
I lived I'm korea for a year and a half and let me tell you I was surprised when these things were literally EVERYWHERE. Every inside corner of buildings, tree, sign, Bush, handrail, bridge had one of these setting up shop. I was absolutely terrified at first but you get used to them quickly. It became a game to find the biggest one in the surrounding area. It was a clever fucker who put a deep between a stop sign and a street lamp pole. Thing was literally the size of a dinner plate with the longest legs I'd ever seen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Oct 2021 07:17:08 No.2224697 Report

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>>2224693
Put a web*

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Oct 2021 07:18:46 No.2224699 Report

Quoted By: >>2224775

>>2223605
Crazy innit, whole place covered for months, every day seeing them get bigger and bigger then poof they all disappear. I do miss when you'd catch the web in the right light and they'd look like they were made of golden threads.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Oct 2021 07:35:21 No.2224704 Report

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>>2223601
Do all Japanese people sound this ridiculous or is he playing up? There’s no way, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Oct 2021 12:06:58 No.2224775 Report

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>>2224699
That's one of those comfy out moments.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Oct 2021 12:18:24 No.2224781 Report

Quoted By: >>2224848

>>2224089
>to put you into debt
healthcare is free in most of the world. Then again, doctors can't do shit unless it's literally saving your life. He will tell just to put some creme on the bite.
Isn't it fascinating how they claim to be able to create an mRNA vaccine from scratch in half a year and defeat a virus through gene therapy, yet these fuckers can't deal with fucking plantar fasciitis?
I'll consider trusting doctors and their modern gene therapies when the fuckers learn how to deal with a foot pain

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Oct 2021 14:25:42 No.2224848 Report

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>>2224781
Vaccine work had already been taking place for years on a variety of coronaviruses.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Oct 2021 16:35:44 No.2225519 Report

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If a spider is on a web, I’ll avoid destroying the web as much as I can without causing myself too much inconvenience. Spiders on the ground immediately get the fucking here stomp though (obviously not jumping spiders those guys are cute). I’ve had too many asshole Wolf spiders and the like try and get into my tent to have any compassion left for those aggressive shits.
>fall backpacking in Indiana means I get to fall asleep to the soothing rustle of daddy long legs on dried leaves again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Oct 2021 17:18:39 No.2225542 Report

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>>2224086
dude just use Neosporin lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Oct 2021 19:54:10 No.2225658 Report

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Just grab it with your hands and squeeze it faggot

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