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Anonymous Thu 20 Jan 2022 22:28:08 No.2289339 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>2289353 >>2289354 >>2289407 >>2289442 >>2289480 >>2289494 >>2289499 >>2289583 >>2290614 >>2292126

I have to leave my parents house in 20 days, and from then on I’m homeless, jobless and friendless I don’t have a drivers license and I’m fatter than fuck.

How do I hike across the country to Florida? Eugene Oregon is boring as fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Jan 2022 22:37:16 No.2289353 Report

Quoted By: >>2289432

>>2289339
Not going to make it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Jan 2022 22:38:32 No.2289354 Report

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>>2289339
well, you'd lose some weight hoofing it from the people's republic of lane to FL.

also
>cheers from cottage grove

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jan 2022 00:22:30 No.2289402 Report

Quoted By: >>2289432

You could try getting a job, manchild

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jan 2022 00:27:10 No.2289407 Report

Quoted By: >>2289432

>>2289339
you are unironically ngmi

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jan 2022 01:01:06 No.2289432 Report

Quoted By: >>2289436 >>2289571

>>2289353
>>2289407
So I’ll die?

>>2289402

How when I’m homeless?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jan 2022 01:05:56 No.2289436 Report

Quoted By:

>>2289432
You might not die if you get really good at sucking dick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jan 2022 01:12:12 No.2289442 Report

Quoted By:

>>2289339
>I’m fatter than fuck
unironically going to be a starter bonus in your situation, if the decreased mobility won't get you raped before you lose the weight

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jan 2022 02:09:00 No.2289475 Report

Quoted By: >>2289503

How old are you? That will affect the support you can get. Why do you have to leave so suddenly? Would your parents let you stay longer of you made a clear attempt at supporting yourself or finding work?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jan 2022 02:16:47 No.2289480 Report

Quoted By: >>2289503

>>2289339
I've seen people on here say they "donate" plasma for money then maybe that cheap greyhound bus if it goes towards florida then donate again I guess until you make it all the way there. Maybe you can get emergency food assistance somewhere.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jan 2022 02:41:07 No.2289494 Report

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>>2289339
Fuck off we are full.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jan 2022 02:51:01 No.2289499 Report

Quoted By: >>2289503

>>2289339
>I’m homeless, jobless and friendless I don’t have a drivers license and I’m fatter than fuck.
>So I’ll die?
Everyone dies. But what we mean when we say that you're not going to make it is that you are starting from zero, having failed at everything important that you've been tasked with doing for your entire life (establish yourself socially, establish yourself financially, establish your self independently, and protect your health), and now you think you're going to walk ~4500 km?

We don't expect you to succeed at that either. You need to spend years laying the groundwork for life accomplishments, starting small. Ideally starting as a child. Since you have not done this, it will be the work of years, starting now, for you to accomplish enough basic things to have a hope of success. By the way, are you intending to WALK through the Rocky Mountains in February?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jan 2022 02:59:44 No.2289503 Report

Quoted By: >>2289521 >>2289570

>>2289475
21

>>2289480
Ive thought about it but I pass out getting blood drawn

>>2289499
Dude I clearly didn’t know what I was asking. So I probably won’t walk to Florida but I’ll be homeless in 20 days so that’s what I need advice on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jan 2022 03:28:23 No.2289521 Report

Quoted By: >>2289524

>>2289503
Why are you going to be homeless in 20 days?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jan 2022 03:31:58 No.2289524 Report

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>>2289521
real question is why someone would leave eugene to be homeless, it's almost always the exact fucking opposite.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jan 2022 03:33:39 No.2289525 Report

Quoted By: >>2289533 >>2289565

Are you that same methhead that got caught hiding a gun and meth from your parents? If so please stop posting more threads, stop meth, lose weight, go to rehab if you can, if not try getting a job at your local crackdonalds or better yet join the military.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jan 2022 03:44:15 No.2289533 Report

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>>2289525
maybe he was that kid who shot up the WOW hall last week.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jan 2022 04:59:37 No.2289565 Report

Quoted By: >>2289632 >>2289638 >>2290677

>>2289525
You can’t join at 250+ pounds at 5’10

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jan 2022 05:02:49 No.2289568 Report

Quoted By: >>2289606 >>2289740

Just stay in Oregon. You'll fit in with the rest of the bums in the Pacific Northwest. People in Florida actually work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jan 2022 05:07:11 No.2289570 Report

Quoted By:

>>2289503
>21
What the fuck have you been doing with your life? This is legitimately what I hate about the people from the Pacific Northwest. Everyone from here is a fucking loser and doesn't do shit.

Get a fucking job, and it doesn't matter doing what.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jan 2022 05:10:11 No.2289571 Report

Quoted By: >>2289591

>>2289432
>How when I’m homeless?
Apply for a job. It's pretty simple. If anyone asks during the hiring process, tell them you're homeless. It's called survival. You do what you have to do to survive. Stand in front of home Depot like a Mexican if you have to.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 21 Jan 2022 05:27:23 No.2289583 Report

Quoted By: >>2289584

>>2289339
Have you tried not being a fat retarded loser?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jan 2022 05:29:14 No.2289584 Report

Quoted By: >>2289586

>>2289583
I never would’ve thought of that

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jan 2022 05:36:53 No.2289586 Report

Quoted By: >>2289598

>>2289584
Have you ever had a job?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jan 2022 05:49:50 No.2289591 Report

Quoted By: >>2289600

>>2289571
this, they are giving out $600 or more as signing bonuses at fast food places right now, you have almost 3 weeks, go get a job then find someone renting out a room on craigslist, this is basic starter normie living shit.
And frankly if you get a part time job and hold it, your parents probably let you keep living there either for free or for a symbolic pittance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jan 2022 06:03:35 No.2289598 Report

Quoted By: >>2289605

>>2289586
Yes, like four of them

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jan 2022 06:06:38 No.2289600 Report

Quoted By: >>2289632

>>2289591
Yeah, his parents are tired of supporting someone who plays video games and jacks of to hentai all day. He can always go try to join the army. Plenty of my buddies did it when they had no direction in life.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 21 Jan 2022 06:14:20 No.2289605 Report

Quoted By: >>2289631

>>2289598
What were they? You're not giving us much information to work with when you give vauge one sentence answers. What have you done, what are you good at? Obviously communication skills are not your forte

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jan 2022 06:15:05 No.2289606 Report

Quoted By:

>>2289568
Giga brainlet post

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jan 2022 08:37:25 No.2289631 Report

Quoted By:

>>2289605
A year as a janitor at a factory, a couple months as a highschool janitor, and two years as a clerk

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jan 2022 08:38:26 No.2289632 Report

Quoted By:

>>2289600
See
>>2289565

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jan 2022 08:57:55 No.2289638 Report

Quoted By:

>>2289565
190 lbs. You can do it. Your parents might even let you stay if you commit to it and a timeline/plan.
Honestly I'm not a fan of the military, I didn't join and I wouldn't recommend it to most people but if you're a guy still living at home at 21 then having someone else force you to get your shit together might be just what you need.
If you don't waste your money on stupid shit you'll come out of it with enough to have a normal life, and if you're smart and go for something that actually matters in the rest of the world instead of infantry you'll pretty much be set. To say nothing of the pension, education benefits and other programs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jan 2022 09:12:10 No.2289642 Report

Quoted By: >>2289743

Alright kid here’s my advice. If you can find a job where you live immediately apply for some and try to bank one doesn’t matter what it is just has to pay $15 an hour or so.

Then, buy a tent and camp out for your first two weeks and collect a paycheck.

After that look up on Craigslist and find basements for rent in your area. If you can’t find any then camp out for another 4 weeks and save some money all of it don’t spend it on anything besides your basic needs. Then go to whatever state you desire (try the south for cheap rent) and apply to jobs before you go and do zoom meetings for the interview and meet in library’s so you can have a place to chat with them that isn’t the woods.

And voila you now have a job in the state you desire. Some cash for rent in a basement, and a new job. Get a bus ticket or a plane down to the state you desire or a train, and just start working at your job and sleeping at your basement property. You can do it op also lose some weight. You can make it, you’re just gonna have to struggle a bit but just save up cash like crazy and live super cheap. You can probably do a lot more than you expect.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jan 2022 14:43:04 No.2289740 Report

Quoted By:

>>2289568
People *from* Florida. We've got plenty of bums but they're violent and will literally rape and kill OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jan 2022 14:50:51 No.2289743 Report

Quoted By:

>>2289642
Not this guy but his advice is pretty good, but be sure to do your research. A lot of cities down south have rapidly growing rent prices, Florida in particular. Also, if you NEED an address in order to get a job, postal offices have PO boxes for homeless people, there's a process to apply. Alternatively, ask your parents if you can use their address for JUST your mailing address while you find somewhere to live. Make it clear that you won't be living there, only coming by to get any mail they have for you. I can't imagine any parent that would say no to that.
Here is a brief FAQ on homeless PO Boxes:
https://faq.usps.com/s/article/Is-there-mail-service-for-the-homeless

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Jan 2022 21:06:21 No.2290614 Report

Quoted By:

>>2289339
can you please post your belly anon and show us how fat you are haha

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Jan 2022 22:45:34 No.2290677 Report

Quoted By:

>>2289565
You also can't join with a firearms and drug offense on your record. The days of waivers for anything are long past.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 13:21:11 No.2292126 Report

Quoted By:

>>2289339
Your going to enter ketosis. Don't eat from the trash. Go into nature. Don't get stuck in the city.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 13:29:58 No.2292128 Report

Quoted By: >>2292384

american parents really make their own offspring become homeless
here isn't not uncommon to live with your parents until you get married
I guess we are just poorer
t. Italian

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 13:46:41 No.2292139 Report

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Ignore this niggerbrain retard. Last thread was gay as fuck too

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 22:11:30 No.2292384 Report

Quoted By:

>>2292128
>anger shithole dweller sounds
kek

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