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Drop stories of city folk going outside & getting fucked up due to their lack of knowledge/ experience. I'll start:
>Live on a major trout river in New England, gets a lot of traffic from wealthy fly-fishermen from NYC & Boston
>During the "peak months" a lot of them come here to fish on the weekend
>Mostly rich pricks that have $5k worth of gear that gets used 3 times a year & don't know much about the sport/ water other than what they learn from their guides
>One of these rich guys comes up to fish alone one day
>Chooses a spot called "Beaver Pool"
>He is fishing the spot when a beaver appears near him
>Beaver tailslaps, is pissed the guy is there
>Dude thinks nothing of it & continues to fish
>Beaver swims up to him & fucking chomps his leg
>Hits an artery & the guy is losing a ton of blood
>Someone finds the guy bleeding out on the bank & calls 911 & they airlift him to a local hospital
I think the guy lived from what I heard
>Live on a major trout river in New England, gets a lot of traffic from wealthy fly-fishermen from NYC & Boston
>During the "peak months" a lot of them come here to fish on the weekend
>Mostly rich pricks that have $5k worth of gear that gets used 3 times a year & don't know much about the sport/ water other than what they learn from their guides
>One of these rich guys comes up to fish alone one day
>Chooses a spot called "Beaver Pool"
>He is fishing the spot when a beaver appears near him
>Beaver tailslaps, is pissed the guy is there
>Dude thinks nothing of it & continues to fish
>Beaver swims up to him & fucking chomps his leg
>Hits an artery & the guy is losing a ton of blood
>Someone finds the guy bleeding out on the bank & calls 911 & they airlift him to a local hospital
I think the guy lived from what I heard
