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Scary Wild Animal Happenings, I'll start>16, living in Wyoming at the time >I loved it there. I liked the surroundings, the hunting, weather (winter suckd ballz), and everything else >Up behind our house is a ridge >I liked to go hiking up there sometimes, it was good exercise and fun to fuck around, sometimes you would find a deer antlers during their shedding season, once i found an elk antler >Would bring my .45 Vaquero ( the 4 inch one for you /k/ doods) >brought it mostly just in case i seen a coyote or mountain lion, otherwise it was a cute lil' gun > one day during late April i'm out and about on the ridge >I set up a lawn chair that overlooks the "valley" we live in, sit in that and whittle away at a stick i found >an hour passes, its getting dark >i get up out of chair, turn around >grizzly about 8 ft away from me, was walking towards me, didn't even hear it >shit n piss my pants >think "fuck, was there cubs nearby" We lived about 200 miles away from Yellowstone too, but how dafuq did this one come this far is something i still have no clue about>Grab my .45, fire a shot and wave my arms around, the whole tactic >bear gtfo's of dodge >haul my own ass back to house She would've mauled me if I was near her cubs, so I know that she, or he, had no cubs. Was it curious or something? no fucking clue. Pic related, its what the ridge looks like
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You both scared the shit out of eachother lol
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>>2308094 Man, wyoming is so comfy. Very jealous you got to live there for a while. Cant wait to go back there again.
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>>2308094 She just wanted to cuddle, anon. You missed the opportunity to have a 800lb grizzly gf
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Reminds me of my first time sneaking out of the house as a teenager. I lived near the woods in a suburb and immediately upon stepping outside I heard something roar idk if it was a bear or what but it scared the shit out of me. Now I'm terrified of bears cause we've all seen the aftermath of bear attacks they don't go for the head they take their time with ya, But anyways thats my sppokey happening kinda like the time when I was waling along a railroad track and fell into some knee-deep water surounded by Very tall grass, and I heard some weird animal cries from all directions of the water. Did some googling and they seemed to be deer but still, Blind, in the dark, cold and wet, and hearing weird noises at the time from all around. All in all, 8-10 I liked the air and the smell but wasn't a fan of the customer service
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I grew up in rural New England and around 11-12 years old we started to sneak out at night without our parents knowing. I lived in a log cabin in the middle of nowhere so all we were doing was sneaking around the property at night but we didn't initially venture far from home. The first time me and my brother went far from the house in the middle of the night we went through the woods on a full moon autumn night. We walked for about an hour through the woods and it was scary as fuck, we didn't bring flashlight or anything. We popped-out of the woods at the end of my street about 2 miles from home. We were so tired that we decided to just walk on the road to get home as it would be way faster than winding all the way through the woods and probably only take us 30mins or some shit. Dark fucking road through the woods, almost no driveways along the way and barely any streetlights. As we started walking toward home I looked back to the end of the road behind us, the intersection having a single streetlight. In front of the distant yellow glow of the sodium lamp we watched as the silhouette of a coyote crossed the road. Then another, and another, and slowly an entire pack of coyotes silently filtered out of the forest into the street behind us, disappearing in the darkness. That was a long mothafucking walk home. Proud to say pic related, a few years ago I was drunk in the woods with my friends and we walked the same walk and I took a pic of the very same streetlight, this time no coyotes.
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>>2311063 That's actually crazy I'm glad you're ok. I keep hearing about coyotes tearing up pets and kids so I'm happy y'all got out ok. Nature can be a mean momma Also thats a really nice picture, very moody and foreboding i think if im using words right. How are you desu like in life.
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>>2311064 Thanks anon. Yotes aren't statistically that dangerous but that was scary as fuck and when I reflect on that night as an adult I wonder just how close, or not, we were to getting set upon.
And yeah I love New England. That was a great time and place to grow up. I hope I can visit again for awhile before my parents sell the property.
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>>2311068 Idk I guess I get paranoid haha. Like I said im terrified of bears and such. And I'll keep that in mind in case I ever find time to travel lol. Hope y'all are well these days
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>>2311073 I'm doing just fine thanks :)
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I almost ran over a massive redbelly on my mountain bike. It had to have been over 2m long, easily could have reeled back and got me
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>>2308094 >Alabama >narrow trail, with dense brush for 20’ on the left, backed up by a creek >100’ of sparse pine forest in the right, backed up by a sheer cliff face >see sounds of pigs >a few adolescent piggies as well >freak out because of nonsense I read online >they’re just kind of standing/lying around, halfway between the trail and the cliff wall >decide to press on with a wide berth between up >giant ass pig the size of a refrigerator leaps from the brush ten feet (3.3m) in front of me >shid pants, figuratively >they run off squealing like one of them had been murdered I had no idea they could leap. This giant fucker flew out from the brush and hit the ground like 20’ away. It was nuts. Right in front of me, like I could have nearly poked it with a big stick had she not been moving 80mph.
Internet lied btw, and it still lies. That was my first run in with pigs, like 20 years ago. I see pigs or signs of pigs every time I go out in the South. The stereotype of them constantly attacking people is straight up bullshit.
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Came around a spur to try to trail after a fucking moose that had roared and emerged out of a swamp, fucker was waiting for me staring at me not 35 feet away. No fear like a whitetail would have, just annoyance. Stood my ground while mentally shidding my pants and thinking of the nearest shelter. It huffed and wheeled around after 20 secs or so. Started bringing my big 45 out there after that one, and stopped trying to stalk moose hehe
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>>2308094 > .45 Vaquero - 4" > cute lil' gun Wyoming confirmed
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>>2308094 >foothills in CA >be hunting around dusk >spot a pig but it's really dark. shoot anyway >definitely a hit >grass 4ft tall where did it go? >namflashbacks.jpg >hear rustling then grass begins to part as pig charges me >friend nails it in the head and it falls 5-6 feet in front of me what a lucky shot. I was terrified.
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Nothing quite like paddling along in a kayak and seeing a fucking gator crash into the water from the shore.
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The funny thing is when you are sleeping in your Tent in the middle of nowhere and you wake up with the sounds of something (animal) running in circles around your tent (I guess he smelled food), and eVen sHoUting at the animal made nothing and continued to run around the tent. After a few minutes you fall asleep again and you wake up in the morning asking: what the hell was it??
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>>2312330 sometimes I watch youtube videos of kayaks/canoes encountering gators and it triggers some primal nightmare feelings in my brain. fun to do in the safety of your bedroom I guess