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Anonymous Tue 15 Mar 2022 06:29:27 No.2319842 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>2319864 >>2319887 >>2319900 >>2319902 >>2319918 >>2319984 >>2320052 >>2320370 >>2320633 >>2320667 >>2320680 >>2320769 >>2321770 >>2326098 >>2330664 >>2330676 >>2331035 >>2333144 >>2336194

What's the hiking etiquette when it comes to walking behind lonely women in the woods?

>on a hike
>lonely girl in front of me
>not sure if I should pass or keep my distance
>keep my distance because I want to enjoy my hike and not rush

Was this a bad idea? I don't want make girls they I'm going to rape them or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Mar 2022 06:43:13 No.2319850 Report

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The etiquete is men always rape. Become transfender to solve this problem

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Mar 2022 07:03:58 No.2319864 Report

Quoted By: >>2325006 >>2330099 >>2330112

>>2319842
>pass so you’re not creeping her out & have to go faster as a result
“OMG how rude!!!!”
>stay behind & enjoy your hike at your own pace
“OMG what a creepy rapist stalker!!! I’m terrified!!!”

Ultimately do whatever the fuck you want but realize you can’t win. Good night.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Mar 2022 07:46:19 No.2319887 Report

Quoted By: >>2325006 >>2330099

>>2319842
Chad move is to hike past her

>gives the impression that you’re fit since you can keep a fast pace.
>not giving stalker vibes by staying behind her
>act like she doesn’t exist which is what you should actually be doing

This will all make you seem like you’re not a threat and might make you seem attractive. Besides you’re there to admire nature not women, fuck em.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Mar 2022 08:41:23 No.2319900 Report

Quoted By: >>2319909

>>2319842
If I'm walking faster than them I'll speed up slightly to pass them faster. If I'm walking slower than them (doubt) I'll pause to let them get get ahead.
Not because I care about what femoids think, I just don't like being near people when I'm out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Mar 2022 08:44:36 No.2319902 Report

Quoted By: >>2327075

>>2319842
Hoot like an orangutan and sprint up to her

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Mar 2022 09:11:07 No.2319908 Report

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The fact that us men even need to consider such things is proof that we truly live in a society.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Mar 2022 09:11:16 No.2319909 Report

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>>2319900
This is what I do and sometimes I find it really cringe, like I just stop and ask them if they wanna pass, and they always say hi and pass me, I still cringe every time I do it though, but having people walk behind me ruins the experience of going into the woods.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Mar 2022 10:17:35 No.2319917 Report

Quoted By: >>2319924 >>2320284 >>2321809 >>2322251

Take the sociopath pill and just walk up next to them and strike up a conversation.
You're not actually a bad person so any negative connotations are on them.
From what i see of the world its these non-rule-abiding freaks who seem to go further in life, and you'll still get labeled an evil creep even if you've never come within 100 feet of a woman.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Mar 2022 10:28:48 No.2319918 Report

Quoted By: >>2319993

>>2319842
>hiking etiquette
today I will remind them

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Mar 2022 10:47:48 No.2319924 Report

Quoted By: >>2319925 >>2319926 >>2319952 >>2320030 >>2320690 >>2330119 >>2332954

>>2319917
>sociopath pill
Weird. I thought I was a big ol’ normie for casually chatting with most everyone I meet on the trail, but turns out I have a mental illness?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Mar 2022 10:49:01 No.2319925 Report

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>>2319924
Anon...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Mar 2022 10:51:09 No.2319926 Report

Quoted By: >>2321408

>>2319924
We’ll it depends on how attractive you are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Mar 2022 11:54:35 No.2319952 Report

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>>2319924
Mace

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Mar 2022 12:26:47 No.2319972 Report

Quoted By: >>2327080 >>2339760

Genuine question, do frogposters even go outdoors?

I have never seen outdoors OC posted in a frog thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Mar 2022 12:55:57 No.2319984 Report

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>>2319842
First thing you do of course is to impress her with your batoning skills.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Mar 2022 13:08:22 No.2319993 Report

Quoted By: >>2320539 >>2320673

>>2319918
I don't get it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Mar 2022 14:41:06 No.2320030 Report

Quoted By:

>>2319924
Hi dennis

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Mar 2022 15:27:47 No.2320052 Report

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>>2319842
You stare at hiker shorts butt without stumbling, then you continue as normal so she can lunge at you with tiny neck knife and orange chinese whistle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Mar 2022 21:36:34 No.2320284 Report

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>>2319917
>You're not actually a bad person so any negative connotations are on them.
/thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Mar 2022 23:38:29 No.2320370 Report

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>>2319842
just be attractive and youll be find anon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Mar 2022 03:48:51 No.2320539 Report

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>>2319993
>man yields to beast
>machine yields to man and beast
>beast yields to nothing, unrestrained

its very simple, pic related

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Mar 2022 06:48:08 No.2320633 Report

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>>2319842
If you see people in front you must pass them to show them your strength.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Mar 2022 08:20:46 No.2320667 Report

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>>2319842
Either pass if she's slow or take a short break for a few minutes at the next opportunity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Mar 2022 08:38:14 No.2320673 Report

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>>2319993
Not my problem.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Mar 2022 08:54:16 No.2320680 Report

Quoted By:

>>2319842
rape

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Mar 2022 09:17:06 No.2320690 Report

Quoted By:

>>2319924
It's called being based.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Mar 2022 12:45:34 No.2320769 Report

Quoted By:

>>2319842
Walking past them is the proper etiquette

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Mar 2022 09:31:12 No.2321408 Report

Quoted By:

>>2319926
Ah so that’s what it was.
I’m puzzled whenever I read these strange stories about people getting pissy about this stuff, but according to my experience the vast majority of people are totally happy to exchange a few words.
More often than not I have people come to me rather than the other way around if I’m just there minding my own business.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Mar 2022 22:21:00 No.2321770 Report

Quoted By: >>2330663

>>2319842
>woman
>lonely
lmao no
women have support groups and friendship groups for literally anything and everything
all they have to do for attention and free emotional support is post on social media and they instantly have 100s of people throw themselves at them

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Mar 2022 23:56:45 No.2321809 Report

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>>2319917
>take the sociopath pill
>you're not actually a bad person
Alright Ted.

Anyway OP just ignore the girl. If she's anxious, anything you do will come across as creepy. If she isn't, she'll hardly notice you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Mar 2022 04:58:12 No.2321942 Report

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Walk 6 feet behind her and say nothing

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Mar 2022 16:22:57 No.2322167 Report

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Match her speed, breath heavily and giggle now and then for no apparent reason

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 18 Mar 2022 16:37:43 No.2322179 Report

Quoted By: >>2322255 >>2326078

Only beta males care about this. If you're a real Chad, then you'll hike behind her, take photos of her ass, pass her, stop to scratch your ass (forcing her to pass you), pass her again, slow down as you get a phone call, take the phone call, loudly, pass by her again, and generally go your own pace while ignoring the walking hole.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Mar 2022 18:41:35 No.2322251 Report

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>>2319917
That's what a boomer would do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Mar 2022 18:44:03 No.2322255 Report

Quoted By:

>>2322179
She's got a tight little brapper on her. Imagine the smell.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Mar 2022 18:29:44 No.2325006 Report

Quoted By: >>2330099

>>2319887
>>2319864
Imagine not being a faster hiker than a woman. I literally pass everyone and I'm not even two meters tall.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Mar 2022 05:51:39 No.2326078 Report

Quoted By:

>>2322179
Based

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Mar 2022 07:34:53 No.2326098 Report

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>>2319842
1. Get fully naked so she can see from a distance that you're unarmed.
2. Masturbate to completion to show her that you're already sexually satisfied and she doesn't need to fear you. It's important that she's able to witness this step so she knows you're not a threat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Mar 2022 19:50:24 No.2327075 Report

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>>2319902
This op. Also pull out your dick to assert dominance. She will be yours.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 25 Mar 2022 19:53:48 No.2327080 Report

Quoted By: >>2339760

>>2319972
Of course, this me yesterday on my morning stroll innawoods. I even found a chicken and made it my pet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Mar 2022 19:54:56 No.2327081 Report

Quoted By: >>2329835

pin her down and sniff her ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Mar 2022 15:38:12 No.2329835 Report

Quoted By:

>>2327081
Girl With The Dragon Tattoo style, nice. I dig it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Mar 2022 15:50:20 No.2329838 Report

Quoted By: >>2330114

why do jannies keep deleting pics in topics like these and not the hunting and fishing circle jerks

are they fucking retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Mar 2022 16:12:41 No.2329849 Report

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>move bitch!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Mar 2022 23:00:57 No.2330099 Report

Quoted By:

>>2319864
>>2319887
>>2325006
I hate women so much.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Mar 2022 23:10:59 No.2330112 Report

Quoted By:

>>2319864
Neither of these is true for me, but I’m tall, fit, attractive, and dress well (even when out).

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Mar 2022 23:11:56 No.2330114 Report

Quoted By:

>>2329838
Janitors get upset at blatant evidence of heterosexuality.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Mar 2022 23:17:01 No.2330119 Report

Quoted By: >>2330158

>>2319924
Yes shut the fuck up and go away you fucking faggot.
I WENT TO THE GOD DAMN WILDERNESS TO GET AWAY FROM YOU FREAKS AND YOU FOLLOWED ME

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Mar 2022 00:20:32 No.2330158 Report

Quoted By:

>>2330119
Big incel vibes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Mar 2022 18:46:25 No.2330663 Report

Quoted By:

>>2321770
He meant lone, as in alone on the trail, sperg-boy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Mar 2022 18:47:41 No.2330664 Report

Quoted By:

>>2319842
Pass her, then when you get 50 feet ahead stop and take a piss beside the trail.
Accuse her of being a pervert and stalking you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Mar 2022 19:01:33 No.2330676 Report

Quoted By:

>>2319842
The correct answer is to sprint at the woman full speed and make her think youre going to rape her as you zoom past her

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 02:48:35 No.2331035 Report

Quoted By:

>>2319842
post about it on /out/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Apr 2022 05:55:26 No.2332954 Report

Quoted By:

>>2319924
leave me the fuck alone old man, i dont care about some shit you saw bout 100 yard down yonder

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Apr 2022 09:47:38 No.2333079 Report

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Just pass her, but by walking backwards, then change pass her again by walking forwards, towards the direction you came from. Then, turn around and pass her walking forwards. That way she will think that you came from another direction and do not wish to rape her yet and she will feel secure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Apr 2022 10:54:23 No.2333144 Report

Quoted By: >>2336191

>>2319842
Just pass her and repat : "NO RAPE NO RAPE NO RAPE NO RAPE"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Apr 2022 04:37:40 No.2336191 Report

Quoted By: >>2339787

>>2333144
What if she misinterprets it as just "rape"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Apr 2022 04:43:20 No.2336194 Report

Quoted By:

>>2319842
Pass anyone that is slower. Take a rest to maintain distance if you will not pass them at your speed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Apr 2022 00:35:27 No.2339760 Report

Quoted By:

>>2319972
No.

>>2327080
No.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Apr 2022 01:05:24 No.2339787 Report

Quoted By:

>>2336191
With luck she'll smile and be all lubed up and ready for it. If you are unluck she'll call the cops and/or murder you. Time to roll the dice.

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