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Anonymous Wed 30 Mar 2022 00:35:33 No.2330175 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>2330176 >>2330177 >>2330179 >>2330196 >>2330224 >>2330260 >>2330283 >>2330325 >>2330333 >>2330909 >>2331041 >>2331059

>be camping outdoors
>hear noises outside tent
>look out and see pic related

What do you do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Mar 2022 00:36:53 No.2330176 Report

Quoted By: >>2330203

>>2330175
I go repost my /pol/ post on /out/ after the jannies catch wind of all the fun discussion we're having.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Mar 2022 00:38:16 No.2330177 Report

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>>2330175
shoot it in the head then my dog and i will eat its heart for breakfast

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Mar 2022 00:45:10 No.2330179 Report

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>>2330175
>point rifle at him and keep still
>blast Yogi in the face if he won't fuck off and moves in closer.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 30 Mar 2022 01:26:44 No.2330196 Report

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>>2330175
*unzips dick*
I get up and piss on the bear's face to assert dominance.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 30 Mar 2022 01:37:32 No.2330203 Report

Quoted By: >>2330425

>>2330176
Does anyone have the WebM of the bear galloping up the stream from the last thread? That was cute.
Also I will contribute 1 (one) shitpost meme to OP's thread.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 30 Mar 2022 02:05:48 No.2330224 Report

Quoted By: >>2330239

>>2330175
I almost feel bad for the bear.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Mar 2022 02:20:20 No.2330239 Report

Quoted By: >>2330243

>>2330224
>still loaded with #7
Oh fugg

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Mar 2022 02:25:27 No.2330243 Report

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>>2330239
>n***er 7
Woah settle down anon we aren't on /pol/ anymore, you can't say that here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Mar 2022 02:56:04 No.2330260 Report

Quoted By: >>2330262 >>2330283

>>2330175
>amerisharts actually believe they might see a grizzly this close outside of yellowstone
Sshould we tell them?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Mar 2022 03:06:20 No.2330262 Report

Quoted By: >>2330286

>>2330260
I went to look up grizzly attacks to shit talk you, but literally all US grizzly deaths in the last 20 uears have been Alaska or Wyoming.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 30 Mar 2022 03:31:44 No.2330283 Report

Quoted By: >>2330286

>>2330175
You hear a bear coming, they aren't exactly quiet.
But seriously, probably just yell at it and watch it fuck off back into the brush. If it doesn't retreat but instead advances i'd just brain it with my rifle. Though that would be incredibly unlikely.
>>2330260
Ive seen them in the tetons, they normally bolt when they notice you. Black bear are much more common and likely to give you trouble. Some people mistake them for grizzly because they can be a brown color.
>t. Worked on a horse ranch that did mounted hunting tours in the tetons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Mar 2022 03:34:57 No.2330286 Report

Quoted By: >>2330316

>>2330262
Exactly
>>2330283
Grizzly populations in the US outside of Yellowstone are pitiful. If you've seen then elsewhere up close, you should be grateful.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Mar 2022 04:13:28 No.2330316 Report

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>>2330286
Look where the tetons or on a map

Madsen Maskingevær !!o9Rj2xAYif5

Madsen Maskingevær !!o9Rj2xAYif5 Wed 30 Mar 2022 04:34:42 No.2330325 Report

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>>2330175
i´d be less scared then the the time i opened my tent flap to see a group of horses

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Mar 2022 04:51:13 No.2330333 Report

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>>2330175
Offer it a piece of my tent jerky

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 30 Mar 2022 11:05:49 No.2330425 Report

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>>2330203
looks like I missed that one
But I got this cone bear autist

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Mar 2022 23:57:53 No.2330909 Report

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>>2330175
Nothing. It's just a bear you wuss

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 01:58:37 No.2330993 Report

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Blow the cunts face off with my 30-30

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 02:52:35 No.2331041 Report

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>>2330175
Invite him in

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 03:08:18 No.2331059 Report

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>>2330175
Masturbate furiosly while reading ryona hentai

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