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Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2022 13:47:47 No.2353674 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>2353679 >>2353796 >>2353797 >>2354026 >>2354042 >>2354627

>bugout bag essentials! You need these!
>list includes wasteful shit like:
>dedicated can opener, eating utensils, insect repellant, toilet paper, toothbrush/toothpaste, condoms, facepaint.

Why do domesticated urbanites fail so hard at pretending to be man?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2022 13:49:23 No.2353679 Report

Quoted By: >>2353685 >>2353687 >>2353841

>>2353674
>make up a scenario
>get angry at made up scenario
>make a thread about it
oh brother

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2022 13:51:48 No.2353685 Report

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>>2353679
Okay zoomer

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2022 13:52:47 No.2353687 Report

Quoted By: >>2353695

>>2353679
t. NEEDS his portable dry cleaning steamer and hair curlers to go camping.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2022 14:06:29 No.2353695 Report

Quoted By: >>2353698 >>2353983 >>2355105

>>2353687
>doesn’t brush his teeth when he goes camping
What the hell is wrong with you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2022 14:12:23 No.2353698 Report

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>>2353695
Yeah, I don't, its a ridiculous thing to do. Why even go camping, just take a walk in your yard and go back into your climate controlled comfort box.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2022 14:45:16 No.2353723 Report

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Genuine question, do frogposters ever go outdoors?
I have never seen any outdoors OC posted in a thread with an instagram frog OP.

Why do they insist on spamming bait threads on an image board about going outdoors if they never go outside?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2022 15:50:37 No.2353796 Report

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>>2353674
?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2022 15:51:02 No.2353797 Report

Quoted By: >>2353823

>>2353674
Your bug out bag should just be your normal camping set up. Either way, your thread sucks dick, like you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2022 16:19:27 No.2353823 Report

Quoted By: >>2353869

>>2353797
Don't forget your victorinox premium tactical dilator.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2022 16:35:41 No.2353837 Report

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>bugout bag episode
>includes a bunch of sundry tools and gadgets
>doesnt include any type of stove because it weighs too much

And it wasnt even an obscure neckbeard channel..its cityprepping

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2022 16:38:45 No.2353841 Report

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>>2353679

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2022 16:59:53 No.2353869 Report

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>>2353823
It's okay, anon, you don't eve go out, hence why you have to turn to insults.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2022 20:20:42 No.2353983 Report

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>>2353695
You should include swimming goggles and a snorkel before you even get to bringing toothpaste with you. Its a bug-out bag, not a camping in the poconos kit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2022 20:59:36 No.2354007 Report

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my bugout bag is my hiking backpack with extra freeze-dried meals
and yes i do bring (some) toiletries

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2022 21:06:01 No.2354011 Report

Quoted By: >>2354014

My biggest redflag for a sissified "outdoorsman" is sunscreen. Granted, I live in Montana. I don't even believe in sunscreen, was invented yesterday and my grandparents lived and worked outside without it, never got cancer or whatever meme they're trying to trick you into believing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2022 21:08:59 No.2354014 Report

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>>2354011
yeah you're so tough for not bringing sunscreen. if i had a vagina it would be a waterfall right now
>muh outdoor caveman

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2022 21:29:32 No.2354026 Report

Quoted By: >>2354161

>>2353674
for the average person, the bug out bag is so you can grab a premade pack and be relatively fine for a day or so if there's an emergency. It's not your 'oh the feds have me surronded, better take my secret floor tunnel and go live in the woods until the heat wears off while i wage a gurrilla war against my neighbors' bag.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2022 21:50:16 No.2354042 Report

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I do enjoy the chaos that breaks out on this board from time to time.
>>2353674
To answer your question, if you are even looking for one, most urbanites within the last 20 years were born, raised and will most likely die within a safe, well manicured and predictable environment. The outside world is simply alien to them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Apr 2022 01:05:31 No.2354161 Report

Quoted By: >>2354166

>>2354026
>for the average person, the bug out bag is so you can grab a premade pack and be relatively fine for a day or so if there's an emergency. It's not your 'oh the feds have me surronded, better take my secret floor tunnel and go live in the woods until the heat wears off while i wage a gurrilla war against my neighbors' bag.
yeah, so why the fuck do you need toothpaste and condoms for a day or two in the woods in an emergency?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Apr 2022 01:11:26 No.2354166 Report

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>>2354161
have you not seen the memes of stacies whining that they haven't had sex in a week?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Apr 2022 16:05:43 No.2354627 Report

Quoted By: >>2354802

>>2353674
>what is morale
Toothpaste literally weighs nothing and you can stick it up your flabby ass. The little things are important for keeping your will to live high especially when you are actually using your bugout bag for an actual emergency.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Apr 2022 20:10:34 No.2354802 Report

Quoted By: >>2354804

>>2354627
would make sense if these weren't also the same people that go
>"uhh yikes, this knife weights 3g more than this other one, pounds add up and wear on your knees and heels through these insane treks that I definitely go on and not just LARP about online."

also
>will to live because you have some toothpaste
don't forget your supermariosunshine 8, gotta keep that morale up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Apr 2022 20:14:10 No.2354804 Report

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>>2354802
What a dumb reply. To be expected of a frogposter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Apr 2022 23:22:13 No.2354944 Report

Quoted By: >>2354988

Toothpaste/toothbrush is very much needed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2022 00:37:18 No.2354988 Report

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>>2354944
Wrong. Been using a sonic toothbrush sans paste for years.
>how do you charge it?
solar

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2022 03:59:56 No.2355105 Report

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>>2353695
They have poor hygiene.

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