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Fishin Stories

Anonymous Wed 04 May 2022 03:50:33 No.2359061 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>2359141 >>2359235 >>2359254 >>2359939 >>2360167

Let's hear your best fishing stories, boys and girls.
Here's mine:
>be me
>be fishing crankbait in spillway
>starts looking stormy
>hook into something crazy
>starts pulling drag like a mfer
>exhaustingly pulls in three foot long paddlefish
>snagged in the tail
>starts getting windy, thunder and lightning start flaring up
>had close calls with lightning when younger
>become nervous with my 7 foot lightning rod
>can't give up fishy
>fish goes on another run
>then another
>then another
>finally breaks line
>relieved
>go home happy even though I lost the fish. Absolutely hardest fight of my life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 May 2022 05:26:31 No.2359099 Report

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>be me
>go fishing
>catch nothing

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 May 2022 07:39:10 No.2359141 Report

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>>2359061
>be me
>go fishing
>catch nothing for hours
>throw egi for shit and giggles before going home
>instantly got a gigantic squid
>go home eating calamaries

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 May 2022 11:51:14 No.2359210 Report

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>be me
>fishing for hours with mates
>baking in the Australian heat
> everyone has left for food
>just me and one mate left.
>sitting on the jetty depressed
>rod falls over
>think nothing of it
>walk over to rod,pick it up
>decide to reel in and call it a day
>notice that there is some resistance
>reel in a massive, retard of a carp
>worth it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 May 2022 12:16:07 No.2359235 Report

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>>2359061
>live in SE Louisiana
>literally everyone claims they know the best way to catch crabs or crawfish (with nets rather than traps)
>they know the right place, time, weather, and bait
>hear this bullshit hundreds of times
>keep listening and keep trying like a retard
>never really pays out (not always empty handed, but never as good as anyone claims)
>a few years ago my brother tells me the same thing
>he found the secret spot; gotta leave my house at 4am to beat the crowd
>don’t believe him at all because boy who cried wolf
>tiny bridge in a marsh on Lake Pontchartrain in Lacombe, LA.
>arrive around 5am and he already has half an ice chest filled with crabs
>using 6 nets
>by the time you empty the last net, go back to the first and there are crabs in it
>”I told you so” for the following decade

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 May 2022 12:48:16 No.2359254 Report

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>>2359061
>9 years old
>car camping in Florida
>Dad takes me fishing in the evening
>leaves my brothers behind lol
>cane pole, bread for bait, bucket to sit on
>caught more perch (may have been bluegill) than I have ever seen in my life
>hook is in the water for maybe 3 seconds before I get a bite
>pull it up, toss it in another bucket, repeat
>bucket full of perch

The time my dad caught a cormorant
>Florida again
>probably 7 years old
>fishing on a crowded pier
>Dad has a bite!
>whatever it is, it’s fighting like crazy
>must be pretty big
>everyone comes looking
>reals up a duck breed that swims under water

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 May 2022 22:28:08 No.2359690 Report

Quoted By: >>2359948 >>2360108

>>2359235
I live in pearl river and stealing your spot. If i catch you two there i will rape you. I am 5'5 roided jacked with red hair and vig beard. Expect me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 May 2022 23:02:16 No.2359722 Report

Quoted By: >>2359937

>late one afternoon
>fishin off Muir beach
>with Larry LaLonde
>grabbed a tuna salad sandwich
>started to chew
>pretty soon Ler's yellin

FISH ON! FISH ON!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 03:23:39 No.2359937 Report

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>>2359722
Based
We used to pull the strippers out if San Pablo Bay
Now the delta waters go down SoCal

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 03:32:32 No.2359939 Report

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>>2359061
>be me
>little bitty guy (5ish?)
>want to cast my pole myself because I was an obstinate little bastard
>keep getting hung up in the weeds because little bitty guy
>dad has finally had enough and tells me to just leave it
>worm is just dangling off some reeds, maybe two inches into the water
>proceed to catch a 24 inch brown trout

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 03:38:11 No.2359945 Report

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>>2359939
another story

>be me
>little bitty guy
>dad is a journeyman electrician and I wasn't in school yet so we lived in a camper and traveled with him from job to job
>park we were staying at has a little river behind it just smack full of bullheads
>could damn near cast out of the back window of the camper and hit water
>neighbor is a guy that worked with dad, cool dude named Donny that used to fish with us
>one day Donny doesn't come fishing but I catch a nice bullhead
>decide I want to show Donny
>me and dad go to Donny's camper and he invites us in
>proceed to immediately stick the tip of the fishing rod into the A/C
>cue angry bullhead slapping the shit out of my dad and Donny as they attempt to get the fishing rod out of the A/C
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 03:41:26 No.2359947 Report

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>>2359254
I've never caught a bird, but I accidentally caught a bat while catfishing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 03:44:52 No.2359948 Report

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>>2359690
That’s a lot of hair dye for a little nigger

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 10:34:51 No.2360087 Report

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>have friend who has nothing in his head but fishing
>he's poor, ultimate poorfag gear
>he's clumsy
>he hooks himself often, once so deep he even called the ambulance. the remove the hook and he continues fishing
>worst of all, he can't tie knots for shit. I mean it, couldn't do one single fishing knot. He fucking does a simple children double knot
anon it just holds
>IT FUCKING DOES
saw him pull out an almost one meter eel from a small brook. He got pikes on his shit line we didn't even bring a dip onetime and a random bystander saw my friend struggling to get that dumb pike out of the water, he ran home and brought his. Said to us never to forget our net again

fishing is just luck

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 11:24:53 No.2360108 Report

Quoted By: >>2360653

>>2359690
You’ll never get there early enough, little guy. Also, you can swim, right? Someone recently fell off that bridge and drowned. Probably a black.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 12:32:39 No.2360142 Report

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been going to the same camping shelter for decades, nice lake, good little wooden shelter, little "beach" type sandy spot right infront, never caught anything here because its pretty shallow
>take best friend camping for first time in his life
>first time fishing in his life
>just standing at the little beach teaching him how to cast
>YOINK yo wtf
>rod bends 90´ in an instant
>i try to talk him through it but this aint no normal fish
>take over the rod, this thing is B I G
>Haul in the biggest fucking pike ive ever seen in my life
>hand it over to him
>"i-i cant take responsibility for this! .. dont worry you dont need to pay child support
great times

later we went to another spot and both of us caught a perch each on the first catch

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Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 12:42:14 No.2360146 Report

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i caught a dead duck or possibly a coot, once

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Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 13:22:42 No.2360167 Report

Quoted By: >>2360349 >>2360378

>>2359061
>fishing with high school buddy at local causeway
>buddy hooks/tangles a young green sea turtle
>carefully get it to shore and unhook it
>release him into the shallows
>suddenly a bunch of Mexicans that were watching the whole episode start hollering and running towards us
>they grab the turtle out of the water before he can get to deep water and throw him in their minivan

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 17:17:51 No.2360349 Report

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>>2360167
why did you do nothing?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 17:24:32 No.2360359 Report

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> day out on the lake testing my new Mepps spinner
> catching all kinds of fish left and right
> get snagged on something
> "fuck! I can't lost this spinner, it's too good."
> luckily it was snagged on a small hollowed-out log that I could pull up to the surface
> see this
> he doesn't seem bothered, just stays in the log
> reach down to unsnag the spinner
> he swims away
> had eggs in the log
> unsnag my spinner and let the log sink back down
you think he went back?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 17:41:04 No.2360378 Report

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>>2360167
Spics should be genocided

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 23:36:49 No.2360653 Report

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>>2360108
Explains why the crabbing is so good kek.

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