>>2364750Years ago, in the days before smart phones, I was picking up trash along my road. I picked up an empty bag of chips, and as I began to stuff it into the garbage bag I noticed there was a piece of paper inside. So, I took it out and read the first side.
>Please call me as soon as you can. It's important. I then flipped it over to read the other side.
>I'm pregnant.I guess the guy couldn't have been too upset, because he finished his bag of chips? I've always wondered what happened there.
