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Anonymous Thu 12 May 2022 21:42:45 No.2366078 View View Reply Original Report

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NGMI General …

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2022 22:02:01 No.2366092 Report

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comfy snake

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2022 22:03:15 No.2366094 Report

Quoted By: >>2366100 >>2366122

OP we already know you don't go outdoors, and you have your own reasons for doing so.
But you don't need to waste space on this board by starting a thread to look for more excuses

Just face it, some people are /out/doorsmen, other people are citidiots. It's not so bad, get over yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2022 22:09:30 No.2366099 Report

Quoted By: >>2366118 >>2375167

>>2366078
what kind of bivy is this?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 May 2022 22:09:41 No.2366100 Report

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>>2366094

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2022 22:51:53 No.2366118 Report

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>>2366099
Tent, looks like a Zpack the one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2022 22:58:36 No.2366122 Report

Quoted By:

>>2366094
look at his well combed chinese garden though

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2022 23:14:30 No.2366131 Report

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Is pepe allowed?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2022 23:50:14 No.2366156 Report

Quoted By: >>2366301

>>2366078
Just take out the pole from the rear of the tent and use that to clear him out.
Simple

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 May 2022 03:51:20 No.2366301 Report

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>>2366156
>poke it with a stick
Not saying you’re wrong, I just think it’s funny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 May 2022 19:06:11 No.2366706 Report

Quoted By: >>2366755 >>2366958

>>2366078
That's dinner.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 May 2022 19:07:44 No.2366708 Report

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Free lunch, whats the problem

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 May 2022 20:19:38 No.2366755 Report

Quoted By: >>2366771 >>2366772 >>2368812 >>2368819 >>2368980 >>2370372 >>2370440 >>2371914 >>2372122 >>2372519

>>2366706
How would you kill it if you were there?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 May 2022 20:42:04 No.2366771 Report

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>>2366755
>grab trekking pole
>use it to flop groundsheet over snek, pinning it down with pole
>grab big stick on right hand side
>gg wp

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 May 2022 20:43:05 No.2366772 Report

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>>2366755
even just throwing your shirt at it would probably result in a decisive victory.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 May 2022 02:04:19 No.2366958 Report

Quoted By: >>2366960 >>2366979

>>2366706
what if he bites you first

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 May 2022 02:09:37 No.2366960 Report

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>>2366958
That's foreplay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 May 2022 02:40:56 No.2366979 Report

Quoted By: >>2366980 >>2371857

>>2366958
Do you not know what a long stick is? Multiple heavy rocks? Or dare I say it on /out/... A gun?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 May 2022 02:44:08 No.2366980 Report

Quoted By: >>2371724 >>2371857

>>2366979
yeah but aren't sneks like supah fast

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 May 2022 04:17:45 No.2367022 Report

Quoted By: >>2371949

>>2366078
i would do a 360 and walk away

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 15 May 2022 03:47:41 No.2367877 Report

Quoted By: >>2375171

>>2366078
Certified camping snakes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 May 2022 04:14:40 No.2367902 Report

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>>2366078
>you got killer in your eye son?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 May 2022 04:25:42 No.2367911 Report

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He's just having a nap bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 06:49:23 No.2368812 Report

Quoted By:

>>2366755
Find a stick to pin its head, carefully cut head off and bury head, skin snek, roast snek, eat snek.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 07:22:35 No.2368819 Report

Quoted By: >>2368956 >>2369762

>>2366755
why would I kill it? I'm the invader

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 13:00:09 No.2368956 Report

Quoted By: >>2371180

>>2368819
you are an apex predator. start acting like one.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 13:27:32 No.2368980 Report

Quoted By:

>>2366755
with kindness, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 20:16:28 No.2369245 Report

Quoted By:

>>2366078
You should not go into others camp sites.
But I do wonder how he set it all up?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 May 2022 13:29:09 No.2369762 Report

Quoted By: >>2371180

>>2368819
>t. cuck

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 May 2022 16:35:58 No.2369871 Report

Quoted By: >>2369978 >>2370389

I need a silent ranged weapon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 May 2022 18:24:39 No.2369978 Report

Quoted By: >>2369979

>>2369871
hunting bow are quite loud

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 May 2022 18:26:50 No.2369979 Report

Quoted By: >>2370907 >>2370953

>>2369978
slingshot?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2022 03:26:32 No.2370372 Report

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>>2366755
a true /out/chad would pull the tarp out from underneath in one swift move, without moving the snake, then laugh at it until it goes somewhere else

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2022 03:50:24 No.2370389 Report

Quoted By: >>2370954

>>2369871
Atlatl.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 May 2022 05:17:26 No.2370440 Report

Quoted By: >>2370444 >>2370987 >>2370991

>>2366755

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2022 05:31:58 No.2370444 Report

Quoted By: >>2370871

>>2370440
What wheely gat is that? Model 10?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2022 20:32:17 No.2370871 Report

Quoted By: >>2371762

>>2370444
Nice eye. I believe it is but have had trouble looking up the serial number. The guy at the pawn shop just knew it was a 38 special.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2022 21:12:27 No.2370907 Report

Quoted By:

>>2369979
HAHAHA. Let me show you it's features

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2022 21:13:40 No.2370909 Report

Quoted By:

>>2366078
new friend achieved

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2022 22:23:17 No.2370950 Report

Quoted By: >>2370985

>>2366078
Snake has a decent set up going, why is it ngmi?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2022 22:28:41 No.2370953 Report

Quoted By:

>>2369979
slingshots are based

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2022 22:31:49 No.2370954 Report

Quoted By:

>>2370389
i remember once when camping, i was like what, 19? i made an atlatl, it was shitty, it was crude, but that thing launched a spear, spot on, thumb distance into a beech tree, i´d love to someday actually take my time making one

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2022 23:18:42 No.2370985 Report

Quoted By:

>>2370950
No thumbs to roll it up when he's ready to move on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2022 23:20:21 No.2370987 Report

Quoted By:

>>2370440
over compensating.pcx

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2022 23:25:26 No.2370991 Report

Quoted By: >>2371762

>>2370440
>1911
>hammer down
I see why you're posting it in a ngmi thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 May 2022 05:50:51 No.2371180 Report

Quoted By: >>2371186 >>2371762

>>2368956
>>2369762
Imagine being so gay that you need to "confirm" your confidence by btfoing a fucking snek. What is next, you gonna be killing some lizard sunbathing on a rock to show others what an apex predator you are lmao.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 May 2022 06:12:31 No.2371186 Report

Quoted By: >>2372203

>>2371180
Forgot to mention, I am tranny btw if that matters

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 May 2022 22:26:29 No.2371724 Report

Quoted By:

>>2366980
Just throw a fucking rock at it, its not going to be fast enough to dodge a hard throw when its standing still

Best case scenario the rock lands near it and it fucks off, if that doesn't happen, a big rock will fuck a snake right up and you can then throw more rocks then go find a stick or something to push the corpse away with

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 May 2022 23:20:34 No.2371762 Report

Quoted By: >>2371862

>>2370871
>most common revolver
>nice eye
>>2370991
>glock doesnt have a mag
>>2371180
yeah its like people who get anxious about small cats

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 May 2022 01:44:19 No.2371857 Report

Quoted By: >>2371941

>>2366980
rule of thumb is that a rattler can strike two thirds its body length, meaning a really big one can strike from around 4 feet or so at worst, so find a stick as long as you are tall and you'll be fine, or throw rocks
>>2366979
>A gun
waste of a fucking bullet, save them for something with legs

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 May 2022 01:47:41 No.2371862 Report

Quoted By: >>2371952

>>2371762
>small cats
Underestimating small kitty … NGMI.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 May 2022 02:45:35 No.2371914 Report

Quoted By:

>>2366755
I probably wouldn't? Drag him off with the tarp and go about my day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 May 2022 03:04:35 No.2371941 Report

Quoted By: >>2371952

>>2371857
Bullets are cheap anon, .22 are like 8 cents.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 May 2022 03:12:08 No.2371949 Report

Quoted By:

>>2367022
But wouldn’t you be walking back towards the snek?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 May 2022 03:12:39 No.2371952 Report

Quoted By: >>2371971

>>2371862
I don't fear what I befriend. I wear my Japari lapel pin with pride.
>>2371941
>this post is from 2009

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 May 2022 03:19:06 No.2371971 Report

Quoted By: >>2371974

>>2371952
>t. noguns
https://ammoseek.com/ammo/22lr

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 May 2022 03:20:45 No.2371974 Report

Quoted By: >>2372126

>>2371971
>what are taxes
>what is shipping
Keep on projecting.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 20 May 2022 07:44:33 No.2372122 Report

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>>2366755

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 May 2022 07:53:28 No.2372126 Report

Quoted By: >>2375175

>>2371974
You're still wrong Anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 May 2022 11:57:04 No.2372203 Report

Quoted By: >>2375556

>>2371186
>Forgot to mention, I am tranny
Then I'd assume you'd be used to severing snakes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 20 May 2022 20:11:57 No.2372499 Report

Quoted By: >>2372535 >>2372777

>>2366078
>all these posters worried because someone brought their camp snake

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 May 2022 20:39:56 No.2372519 Report

Quoted By:

>>2366755
Lol. I wouldn't. I've moved moved plenty of snakes. Long stick and shoo it along.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 May 2022 21:03:20 No.2372535 Report

Quoted By:

>>2372499
>fucking audiophiles
>baka

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 May 2022 05:01:25 No.2372777 Report

Quoted By:

>>2372499
Thats a whole lot of snek.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 May 2022 18:09:52 No.2375167 Report

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>>2366099
>what kind of bivy is this?

Mojave Surprise.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 May 2022 18:18:14 No.2375171 Report

Quoted By: >>2375174 >>2375175 >>2375514 >>2375740 >>2376880

>>2367877
Man I wish it was the 1970s and I could have a van with flames and cheap gas and loose women
Why did everything have to get so shitty as soon as I got here?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 May 2022 18:19:28 No.2375174 Report

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>>2375171
>saved my picture
Nice

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 May 2022 18:21:14 No.2375175 Report

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>>2375171
>saved my picture
Nice
but the 70s sucked, its why the gild of the 80s was nice in comparison
we're living in our version of shitty 70s
the 20s are equivalent
>>2372126
>is a stubborn fool
yeah okay

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 May 2022 18:36:28 No.2375184 Report

Quoted By: >>2375431

>be snake
>find comfy place to sleep
>get rocks thrown at you until you have to slither away

Sad life for a snake.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 May 2022 23:30:54 No.2375431 Report

Quoted By: >>2375440

>>2375184
Why do you think they get so upset and bitey?
Snakes who get cuddles just smile.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 May 2022 23:36:35 No.2375440 Report

Quoted By:

>>2375431
Snakes who try to cuddle gets the cudgel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2022 01:31:30 No.2375514 Report

Quoted By:

>>2375171
loose women are the worst.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2022 03:13:54 No.2375556 Report

Quoted By:

>>2372203
savage

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2022 03:17:26 No.2375560 Report

Quoted By:

>>2366078
looks like food to me

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2022 11:36:58 No.2375740 Report

Quoted By: >>2376804

>>2366078
>shoo away snake
>but it's been keeping the scorpions out of your sleeping bag
tough decisions

>>2375171
People in positions of power didn't make sustainable decisions and blew through all their resources inefficiently while convincing everyone else to take actions that supported and depended on blowing through resources.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 May 2022 13:32:05 No.2376804 Report

Quoted By:

>>2375740
How much wood for bonfires would an /out/ist be allotted each year, if it was managed sustainably?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 May 2022 15:58:30 No.2376880 Report

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>>2375171
70s had leaded gasoline. Fuck being poisoned from a young age and ending up like a Boomer.

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