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>watch alone
>its a perfect shelter until the mice move in episode

Survival show limits aside, id probably go in with tight joints and treesap the whole sumbitch. Cant be living with bugs and pests.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 16:59:29 No.2369111 Report

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>>2369089
I hate spiders fucker make me shiver thinking about them.
But these guys if I saw that I would do what ever it took to get thrown out of the service.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 17:06:15 No.2369115 Report

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>>2369081
Thank you to no mosquitoes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 May 2022 17:09:49 No.2369119 Report

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>>2369089
>reading chinese webnovel
>evil giant centipedes? this is retarded. why are asians so afraid of bugs

oh. OH.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2022 04:03:59 No.2370402 Report

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>>2369081
God I love bugs bros. Now that it's almost summer it's truly /ourtime/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2022 04:08:27 No.2370404 Report

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>>2369089
Wew fuckin lad
I've done some ballsy things but I don't have the mental fortitude to grab a bug like that.

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Anonymous Wed 18 May 2022 05:09:21 No.2370431 Report

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>at cookout
>I look to my right and realize there is a massive wolf spider (picrel) in nearly the exact same spot as picrel
>I am arachnophobic
>I calm ask my brother at the grill to “not panic, but get ready to hit my shoulder”
>he looks up, screams, and slaps my face with a scorching hot greasy spatula
>the spider reacts by running up to my face
>my brother reacts by hitting me with the spatula again and squishing spider guts into my burning flesh

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2022 05:16:50 No.2370439 Report

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>>2370431
Your brother did more damage than that spider could’ve kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2022 06:26:24 No.2370468 Report

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>>2370431
Wolf spiders are kind of like my Rottweiler.
They look scary as shit and are massive, but at the same time retarded and scared of everything.

I just hope they and the writing spiders eat all the orb weavers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2022 09:31:48 No.2370539 Report

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>>2370468
>>2370431
You guys realize spiders are bros right? They kill the actual pests. Just don't cuddle up with one at night and you'll be fine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2022 10:28:49 No.2370550 Report

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>>2370539
>let spider on the corner of the room ceiling live as it traps mosqs and flies
>she thrives and lay eggs
>eggs hatched
>thousands of tiny spiders now on my ceiling hanging by their threads
>wake up at night, looking up, tiny spiders literally centimeters up my nose hanging on the ceiling trying to go down
>there are tiny spiders all over my body and bed
>decide that this is too far
>Vacuum them all and throw them outside
Sometimes you need to draw the line

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Anonymous Wed 18 May 2022 10:30:21 No.2370551 Report

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>>2369089
>>2369119
>>2370404
my dad was in vietnom and used to get those fuckers crawling all over him in foxholes at night. he considered shooting them but would either wait for them to crawl away or spear it with his knife

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2022 11:44:43 No.2370569 Report

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>>2370550
Of course, don't let them fartknock you. If they get cocky you can always go Armageddon. But so long as they stay in the corners and I can't see their kids idgaf. Most of the babies will die out anyway. An ecosystem finds equilibrium. If there isn't enough prey the predator population will stabilize.

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Anonymous Wed 18 May 2022 11:50:57 No.2370571 Report

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Don't go to Korea, not even on accompanied

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2022 13:05:41 No.2370608 Report

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>>2370569
There are some jumping spiders too, a golden orbweaver on my door, and at least one big huntsman in my room, I don't know why they live here there is nothing except mosqs and sometimes flies. Those are cool though they don't crawl all over me like that one spider and her kids.

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Anonymous Wed 18 May 2022 13:15:35 No.2370611 Report

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>>2370431

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Anonymous Wed 18 May 2022 13:25:33 No.2370614 Report

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>>2370468
>orb weavers
Although I’m arachnophobic I have an orb weaver on my garage door that I let slide. I like going out at night and watching him spin

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2022 13:26:57 No.2370615 Report

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>>2370539
Too often have I gone camping with a bug net and woken up to spiders trapped all over it. Now anyone that enters my safety circle gets btfo

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Anonymous Wed 18 May 2022 14:08:55 No.2370633 Report

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>>2370539
>tfw all you want is a pet spider to watch spin webs while high and listening to 1960’s exotica / lounge music

Btw I have Down’s syndrome

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2022 14:24:52 No.2370642 Report

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>>2370611
>wolf spiders
Yeah man if they have the babies on them and you don't want them around you gotta hit em with the hair spray and lighter.
They're bros though. We stopped killing them and our black widow situation dropped to zero.
Actually they seem to be the only spiders around anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2022 15:29:56 No.2370678 Report

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>>2369089
I found a toe biter the other day in a parking lot.

I’m fine with any bug or snake except roaches and toe biters

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Anonymous Wed 18 May 2022 15:31:50 No.2370681 Report

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>>2370539
Spider bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2022 16:35:45 No.2370735 Report

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>>2370678
>toe biter
fuck these shits.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUDvyec5-AQ

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2022 16:54:20 No.2370742 Report

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>>2369081
I had a pet brown recluse for a while that I found in the basement. Originally just caught it because it was huge and just standing still. Didn't even ID it until a day later when I saw the violin on its back and the eye layout. Even the venomous ones are bros. My spider just kinda sat around all the time and ate the bugs I threw in there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2022 19:09:59 No.2370818 Report

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>>2369081
I'm arachnophobic, but carnivorous bugs are ecologically bros

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2022 20:00:35 No.2370852 Report

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>>2370431
you could have just flick it off and nothing would have happened.

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