>>2372485Get a few large pyrex bowls, a submersible blender, a few cheap silicone spatulas, cheap silicone soap molds, some lye, and some neem oil Then go to the grocer and get some olive, coconut, and castor oil. If you want it to be nicer, order a stick of pure shea butter, and a small bit of cedarwood and tea tree oil extracts.
soapcalc.netFiddle around with this until you have a recipe that works for you. You want 10% superfat and 10-15% neem oil.
Chill the proper amount of water, and carefully add the lye without getting it on you. While you rechill the water back to the right temp, gently warm your oils except the neem (warm that separately) to the right temp and put them in the big pyrex bowl. Slowly add the lye solution and blend it like mad. Once it's saponified, add the neem oil and your scent oils (cedar/tto) to it and continue blending like crazy. Once it's done, pour it into the molds and put the molds out in your garage.
Wait 3 months before using it. When you do, the mosquitos will avoid you like the plague. It works on ticks too.
Do not wash vagoos with this or it's near instant vaginosis. You've been warned. Also, if you exceed 15% neem it can be irritating, as well as making you smell like you crawled out of a hobo's rotting colon.
Do not reuse anything used in soap making for food. Ever.
