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Anonymous Sat 21 May 2022 14:57:46 No.2373007 View View Reply Original Report

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>go to national park
>get lost for 2 hours
>almost cry
i just got back
my knee joints are killing me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 May 2022 15:00:27 No.2373008 Report

Quoted By: >>2373010

>>2373007
I told you
Map and a compass

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Anonymous Sat 21 May 2022 15:06:07 No.2373009 Report

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>>2373007
>this image triggers the mods

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 May 2022 15:06:48 No.2373010 Report

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>>2373007
Shit is scary, OP. You have my sympathies. I got lost in a foreign country once and the worst thing about it was feeling like a helpless child. Very unnerving.
I'm glad you made it back OK. Time for choccy milk and to remember >>2373008

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 May 2022 15:50:03 No.2373025 Report

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>>2373007
Which did you neglect to bring?
1) Map
2) Compass
3) Radio

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 May 2022 17:19:35 No.2373077 Report

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>>2373007
Lose weight fatty Bo batty

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 May 2022 23:35:39 No.2373393 Report

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fattie fattie fattie haha

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 May 2022 23:46:45 No.2373411 Report

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>>2373007
Tough shit. Just be glad you didn't have to carry anyone out. Did that off a 10230ft peak once.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 May 2022 23:50:37 No.2373418 Report

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Just tie a string to your car when you hike.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 May 2022 00:38:26 No.2373490 Report

Quoted By: >>2373494

>>2373007
At least you went outdoors and didn't kill another thread with gearfaggotry. Everything hurts but life is pain. Just keep doing it and get better each time. I believe in you anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 May 2022 00:39:32 No.2373494 Report

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>>2373490
>At least you went outdoors and didn't kill another thread with gearfaggotry.
I see no proof in this thread to suggest so. I could come home from a 10 hour office shift and make the same thread. Not sure why you bump to ride OP's dick with your copy-paste post

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 May 2022 00:42:31 No.2373498 Report

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>>2373007
That's why I always bring white bread and leave a trail back to my car

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 May 2022 00:46:45 No.2373505 Report

Quoted By: >>2374015

Glad you made it home safely OP.
How did you get lost?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 May 2022 05:47:49 No.2373790 Report

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on my last trip I went in a big circle for about 3 hours, because I have a phone case with a magnetic latch that was throwing my compass off. im lucky I ended up back where I started or I would have never figured out something was wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 May 2022 05:52:28 No.2373792 Report

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>>2373007
>walk for 2 hours
>knees hurt
lose weight

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 May 2022 06:05:49 No.2373795 Report

Quoted By: >>2374033

>>2373007
>walked around the woods
>2 hours
>knees sore
obese vitamin d and calcium deficient tard is scared shitless by the colour green

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 May 2022 12:14:43 No.2373939 Report

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>>2373007
I had to abandon my Jeep yesterday afternoon. Big storm came in for like 30 minutes. Crazy wind.

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Anonymous Sun 22 May 2022 12:17:33 No.2373940 Report

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Anonymous Sun 22 May 2022 12:20:52 No.2373941 Report

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Anonymous Sun 22 May 2022 12:23:57 No.2373942 Report

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Anonymous Sun 22 May 2022 12:26:31 No.2373945 Report

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Anonymous Sun 22 May 2022 12:43:11 No.2373950 Report

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Anonymous Sun 22 May 2022 12:47:49 No.2373957 Report

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Anonymous Sun 22 May 2022 12:49:21 No.2373960 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 May 2022 12:56:17 No.2373961 Report

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>>2373007
When are you going back?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 May 2022 12:57:27 No.2373962 Report

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>>2373940
Where were these taken? I know a bretty big storm passed through Louisiana and Mississippi yesterday and all of their NF’s are used for logging.

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Anonymous Sun 22 May 2022 13:09:26 No.2373967 Report

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>>2373007
Sounds like you need to take calcium and fish oil pills, worked for me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 May 2022 13:14:32 No.2373969 Report

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>>2373962
Yesterday Afternoon. I had to walk 6 hours for my gf to come pick me up.
I'm going to wait a few days before going back with a chain saw to get my Jeep lol.
South Eastern Ontario

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Anonymous Sun 22 May 2022 13:17:25 No.2373971 Report

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I found this as well, thought it was pretty cool.
Also a good idea to keep waterproof clothes, food, water, and a battery pack in your car because If I didn't I would have been absolutely miserable.

Instead, it just became a really long nature hike.

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Anonymous Sun 22 May 2022 13:21:43 No.2373974 Report

Quoted By: >>2374007

Stopped to look at the Trilliums on the way.

All in all this was probably the worst experience I've had out doors.
Abandoned vehicle, 6 hour hike, mosquitoe clouds, hot, humid, wet.

I also learned that Beretta makes one hell of a waterproof jacket. 11/10. My Helly Hansen jacket and pants were dog shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 May 2022 13:44:30 No.2373993 Report

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>>2373007
How fat are you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 May 2022 13:57:57 No.2374007 Report

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>>2373974
>puts on a jacket to stay dry
>”oh wow it’s so hot!”
No shit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 May 2022 14:14:14 No.2374015 Report

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>>2373505
I was chasing a cute butterfly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 May 2022 14:25:58 No.2374018 Report

Quoted By: >>2374020

>>2373007
Am I the only one Who finds it hard for me to imagine getting lost in any forest if i'm walking on a trail ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 May 2022 14:27:30 No.2374019 Report

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>>2373007
>my knees hurt
How fat are you exactly? I'm 230lbs and walk 11-12 miles every day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 May 2022 14:29:31 No.2374020 Report

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>>2374018
Are you an easterner who goes to little babby national parks like shenandoah with markers everywhere?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 May 2022 14:48:40 No.2374032 Report

Quoted By: >>2374063 >>2374072

>go to national park
>find some lost retard
>lost retard expects me to stop everything I'm doing to turn completely around and walk them out
>every single one of these retards never has a map
I should leave you citiots to die 1 mile from the parking lot, Jesus christ.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 May 2022 14:50:01 No.2374033 Report

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>>2373795
The vitamin D would also help with cognition and memory too so maybe the retard would stop getting lost on moderate trails.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 May 2022 15:32:06 No.2374063 Report

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>>2374032
They see you as an authority figure or at the very least a man who looks like he knows what he’s doing. Also forest customer service.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 May 2022 15:38:22 No.2374072 Report

Quoted By: >>2374893 >>2375067

>>2374032
carry extra print out maps, and water bottles. its what i do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 May 2022 08:14:07 No.2374866 Report

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>>2373960
>>2373957
>>2373950
>>2373945
>>2373942
>>2373941
>>2373940
what has the dog done

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 May 2022 09:09:18 No.2374893 Report

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>>2374072
Damn, bro. You are nice af. I've never considered doing that. I'm more the type to give a vague description on how to get back, then continue on my merry way. I could care less if cidiots get lost or have a miserable time outdoors. If anything that benefits me because they'll not bother leaving their containment zone and clogging up trailheads or bagging their dogs shit but then leaving the plastic bag of shit on the side of the trail like some fucking retard thinking they did a good deed by encasing something that breaks down quickly and cleanly in something that never breaks down.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 May 2022 16:06:05 No.2375067 Report

Quoted By: >>2375466

>>2374072
>carry an extra tent, and some logs for their fire
adversity is a great teacher; giving hikers actual welfare for taking up space and being unprepared does not help them

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2022 00:23:26 No.2375466 Report

Quoted By: >>2375470

>>2375067
its pretty cool that you were born and experienced woodsman, but i was once retarded myself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2022 00:26:45 No.2375470 Report

Quoted By: >>2375478

>>2375466
No, I had a father figure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2022 00:34:36 No.2375478 Report

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>>2375470
right on the money honestly. I've had to teach myself everything I know, but tell me, how does my helping other people upset you in any way? very strange thing for a well adjusted adult such as yourself to do.

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Anonymous Tue 24 May 2022 00:52:56 No.2375487 Report

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>>2373007
Is this you?

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