>>2378594>my dad owns this part of the riverDammnnn that sounds so spoiled. One time I was fishing at my local lake, on the dock for panfish. Usually I rig big bass rigs but today it was just hand lining panfish on night crawlers.
I’m doing my thing, and Karen comes up. I was maybe 7 at the time, and Unatended, because my dad had a meeting or something idk.
She comes up behind me, and puts her hands on her hips, and gives me the glare.
>dO YoU hAvE a LIcEnSE tO fiSH HeRE>no ma’am I don’t need a license to fish until I’m 16, and my parents got me my lifetime license anyway. *catches bluegill
>OH MY GOD YOU ARE HURTING THAT FISH YOURE GONNA KILL ITShe RIPS the fish out of my hand, and in the process of doing so, she fuckin fins herself on the bluegill.
Then, she panics and chucks the fish back out into the water and starts yelling at me for hurting her and the fish as I bring the bluegill back on the dock.
The bluegill wasn’t hooked badly at all, so I pulled the hook out and went around the dock to release it because it had a lot of trauma. As I walked down to the shore, the lady followed me and kept yelling at me. Luckily my dad showed up right then and got pissed.
He started cussing the lady out and she threatened to call the cops on us, until y dad had to pull out his Glock and scare her away. Later the cops showed up. (Inevitably) and asked us about the assault and animal abuse charges we were under from Karen. We explained ourselves, the cops took our side, and we got a harrassment charge on Karen and no charges on us. And this sounds made up, but one of the cops was actually on the end of their shift and we were all panfishing together for another hour or so.
Now that’s how you serve and protect the community
