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Story time /out/ frens.
>Picrel is Robert Hansen
>Robert was born and raised in Iowa
>His dad was a baker
>Probably got to eat lots of sweets
>In school he got bullied a lot and was a typical incel often getting rejected for being a glasses wearing, skinny, sperg, with acne scars
>Robert said fuck this shit and went full Into the Wild
>Except he wasn’t a faggot and a retard so he didn’t die homeless
>He packed his shit
>Moved to Alaska
>Proceeded to become a pilot and renowned hunter
>Sets archery record for a trophy Dall ram
>But then what?
>What does a man do when he has achieved this level of based?
>When he has accomplished a goal no man can realistically expect to top in his lifetime?
>He decides to somehow become even more based
>His next trophy game species?
>The most dangerous threat to man and nature itself
>Roastie whores
>Robert proceeds to abduct, rape, torture, prostitutes
>But he didn’t stop there
>This absolute fucking mad lad flew these skanks out to his cabin in the middle of nowhere and proceeded to release them into the woods with a head start before hunting them down like animals with a Mini 14 and Buck knife
>Like all based things eventually glowie faggots ruined it and threw him in a cage
>The End…?
>Picrel is Robert Hansen
>Robert was born and raised in Iowa
>His dad was a baker
>Probably got to eat lots of sweets
>In school he got bullied a lot and was a typical incel often getting rejected for being a glasses wearing, skinny, sperg, with acne scars
>Robert said fuck this shit and went full Into the Wild
>Except he wasn’t a faggot and a retard so he didn’t die homeless
>He packed his shit
>Moved to Alaska
>Proceeded to become a pilot and renowned hunter
>Sets archery record for a trophy Dall ram
>But then what?
>What does a man do when he has achieved this level of based?
>When he has accomplished a goal no man can realistically expect to top in his lifetime?
>He decides to somehow become even more based
>His next trophy game species?
>The most dangerous threat to man and nature itself
>Roastie whores
>Robert proceeds to abduct, rape, torture, prostitutes
>But he didn’t stop there
>This absolute fucking mad lad flew these skanks out to his cabin in the middle of nowhere and proceeded to release them into the woods with a head start before hunting them down like animals with a Mini 14 and Buck knife
>Like all based things eventually glowie faggots ruined it and threw him in a cage
>The End…?
