>>2391523Someone's never been to heavily trafficked trails near a large city's metro area. You'll see plenty in groups of 4 or more
You'll miss the classics such as:
Complaining about the bugs, loudly
Complaining about the temperature, loudly
Misidentifying the most basic animals, loudly
Playing rap from their phone, loudly
Asking if they are almost there, loudly
Complaining about the shortest hill being too long or hard, loudly
This of course excludes the based autismos that wear anime shirts and just do the damn hike