>>2399867We spend the majority of our lives looking at images on screens. This is an opportunity to experience that image in 4-d render. i am not saying it is Disneyland.
I am saying there are ~350,000,000 players operating on the map of the USA right now (given a lot of them are babies and small children who are necessarily excluded from playing this quest at this time).
Any of the adults or runaway-age adolescents are available to attempt this quest. If they can find a way to some place waaaay out in the National Forest. Sketch. As. Fuck.
Only a tiny few people will actually make it all the way there. And a significant number of people who see the "parking area" get super freaked out and leave immediately.
The players who make it to the map are now members of a tiny set inside a large national forest being monitored by insane levels of Federal Agents. That is where *we* want to help. For those of you seeing this who might possibly make it out there. We want to reward your skill and playthrough; it got you to this place.
We can do Coachella if you want that lame ass overpriced fetish-fashionist scene. Sure. Aspire to that. But it will meet all your normal capitalist expectations.
Sure we are all living on the excesses produced by the American Juggernaut. Sure the supermarket makes all of this possible. But there are some aspects that are really outside your normal player experience.
Like picture yourself on a crescent moon night with no light pollution shitting over a slit trench looking at the Milky Way. You are not going to get that experience outside of a detention camp in North Korea. It ain't happening.
Maybe you don't want to unlock those kind of achievements for your player experience. I get it. Don't, then.
Just that... if you make it out there... come find us.
