>>2409243>fishing bro thinggod I can’t stand fishing bros.
>be me>at pond>bass fishing>dude pulls up in a truck>walks out and grabs his poles and fishing bro gear>Columbia pfg hat, long sleeve shirt>polarized glasses with dorky wire on the back>some sort of weird boating shoes and pants I’m wearing a Johnny cash t shirt, jeans, and work boots with the same ugly stik gx2 I’ve had for years.
This mf has 5 rods, each of them has some sort of dumb gimmick bait.
He stands there for about a half hour fishing and catches one 6 inch bass.
Dude spends more time in his tackle box then he does casting lures.
While he’s in his tackle box I catch a handful of bass, and he eventually gets frustrated or something.
He walks over and asks what I’m using. I reel up my lure and show him it’s a pumpkin zoom worm texas rig.
He says that my rig is “outdated”
And “doesn’t work”
I hate fishing bros
I have way more stories similar to this
Mfw.
