>>2411729>What's the best tree Oh boy am I glad you asked this question take a seat and let me tell you about the great mighty American fucking chestnut.
The American Chestnut grew all up and down this bitch that we call the United States of America this tree was the Cadillac of trees right. This tree produced asinine amounts of chestnuts the deer loved it the birds loved it hell America could even export their chestnuts. In fact our chestnuts were so fucking good that we were renown across the world for our nuts That's right the entire world wanted America's nuts in their mouth.
But wait there's more just like Billy Mays this tree wasn't done. Not only did this thing make a lot of nuts it's wood was like the best wood out there. Because it was hard as hell and on top of that it was super rot resistant If you built a house with this that thing wasn't going anywhere for a century you wanted to make furniture? Let me tell you how great American chestnut wood was at making furniture It was amazing.
This tree grew all up and down the eastern side of the US and things were great until the goddamn fucking Chinese got involved. Like everything else good in the world bug eyes ruin it. Some asshole probably one of (((them))) decided that he wanted to make a profit off of this thing. So what they did was they brought over some shitty Chinese chestnut trees these things shot up like weeds and grew super fast however their nuts sucked and their wood was awful.The idea was they would cross breed them. With the goal being the strength and mighty nuts of the great American chestnut with the super fast growing of the Chinese chestnut. Well that one over like a fart in church and worse yet they brought over a blight a blight that was so bad it killed over 90% of the American chestnut trees in the US. Thankfully there are some really great people out there that are working to restore the might of the great American chestnut tree It is a slow going process but maybe someday...
