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Sup /out/ didn't wanna put this on /k/ because my gut tells me no, and maybe yall will get a kek out of it
>be me
>gone innawoods
>with my mosin and revolver
>be innawoods for 10-12 hours
>want food
>sonic sounds nice
>drive up in full larp kit
>order my food
>look screen to see who's serving me
>ohno.png
>stacyfag acquaintance is serving me
>she brings my food
>"OMG ANON, where have you been? What have you been doing? Yada Yada
>sup (Stacy fag name), here's my card for my order
>she goes inside with card
>comes back out couple minutes later
>"thanks (stacyfag name)..."
>she pulls my card back as I'm reaching for it
>"how much money is on this card anon?"
>she looks at me knowingly and curious bitch face
>"none of your business now give it back-"
>"just tell me anon, you can tell me"
>"no, now fucking give it back"
>"if you don't tell me I'm gonna put in my pocket to find out later ;)"
>"no the fuck you ain't"
>she starts to put it in her pocket and starts walking away
>instinctively without thinking draw revolver and point it at her discreetly
>she sees it and freezes with bug eyes
>"give it back now" and I cock the hammer
>fucking like a movie moment
>she slowly and shakily hands me my card
>I lower the hammer and holster my revolver
>"thank you (stacyfag name)"
>tip her 10$ so she doesn't report me
>go home with food, and a feeling of accomplishment at ending a gold diggers advances
Why are they like this?
>be me
>gone innawoods
>with my mosin and revolver
>be innawoods for 10-12 hours
>want food
>sonic sounds nice
>drive up in full larp kit
>order my food
>look screen to see who's serving me
>ohno.png
>stacyfag acquaintance is serving me
>she brings my food
>"OMG ANON, where have you been? What have you been doing? Yada Yada
>sup (Stacy fag name), here's my card for my order
>she goes inside with card
>comes back out couple minutes later
>"thanks (stacyfag name)..."
>she pulls my card back as I'm reaching for it
>"how much money is on this card anon?"
>she looks at me knowingly and curious bitch face
>"none of your business now give it back-"
>"just tell me anon, you can tell me"
>"no, now fucking give it back"
>"if you don't tell me I'm gonna put in my pocket to find out later ;)"
>"no the fuck you ain't"
>she starts to put it in her pocket and starts walking away
>instinctively without thinking draw revolver and point it at her discreetly
>she sees it and freezes with bug eyes
>"give it back now" and I cock the hammer
>fucking like a movie moment
>she slowly and shakily hands me my card
>I lower the hammer and holster my revolver
>"thank you (stacyfag name)"
>tip her 10$ so she doesn't report me
>go home with food, and a feeling of accomplishment at ending a gold diggers advances
Why are they like this?
