We get it, going outdoors is trendy on social media right now.
But some people just aren't cut out for the outdoors. That's why we we have cities.

But why are so many citidiots trying so hard to be outdoorsy?
You can tell they're out of their element with how much they complain.

It's okay to be a city person, it's not your fault.
Just please keep your garbage in the city instead if bringing it /out/ here, thank you very much.