I got the shits once and cracked it so I stormed straight through a dry river bed of black berries. I didn't know until I got in the middle that it was a dry river bed. The black berries at their peak and with me standing on the high parts were 5 foot tall and only my head was sticking out. I couldn't turn around and I had to abandon my jacket. It was at this moment I realised I had fucked up. I kept pushing forward and found a fallen tree which I stood on. I was completely surrounded by the devil black berry bushes and it was getting dark. It took me 20 fucking minutes to get back out and I tore everything I was wearing to pieces.
I FUCKING HATE THEM AND TO MAKE IT WORSE I HAD TO TAKE A SHIT IN THE BLACK BERRIES AND I HAD NO TOILET PAPER OR ANYTHING TO WIPE MY ASS THAT DIDNT HAVE THORNS ON IT
