>walking to lake
>show up to the dock with a wacky worm
>friends are there
>haha why did you guys go fishing and not tell me
>”yeah we’re tired of you catching a bunch of fish and us not catching anything”

It’s not my fault is it? Bass fishing is easy. Bass are stupid and will eat anything you throw at them anons. I’m never an asshole about it either. At maximum celebration of catching a bass I’ll say “oh nice I got a fish”

How do I cope anons?