So basically I’ve been going on runs along the river Danube for the past month, and about a week ago I spotted a beaver/platypus type thing just chilling on the bank. First time I saw it I was a bit freaked out but kept on running. On the way back I also saw him and he was just staring at me as I ran by. The next day I decided “why the fuck not” and brought him some fresh brioche I had bought prior to my run. So I went for my daily run and saw him again and slowly approached him and put the whole bun down in front of him. Motherfucker gobbles the thing down faster than the flash and I was so shocked. On the way back I mustered up the courage and tried to pet him. Mission success. He has a leather like sort of tail and I was scratching it and he was making some funny noises. The following day I decided to hit up the plug and went to smoke and try to find this beaver. I think he knows I am his friend at this point so he is friendly with me. Anyways I spark up my joint and start my walk along the path. Then I spot him and go sit on a bench nearby. Shit you not this absolute apex predator approaches and then just stares at me. I say, “sorry buddy I have no brioche today but I’ll bring you some tomorrow.” I finished my joint and gave him some scratches and went about my day. Next day comes and I go to buy some brioche for him and go for my usual run and meet him again. Feed him the brioche and on the way back sit on the beach and admire the natural beauty of this river. Then I decided to take things to the next level and picked him up and put him beside me where we are currently watching the river flow, and I am typing this out!