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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 18:20:13 No.2464693 View View Reply Original Report

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How do I go /out/ when I have to take a shit? I’m Muslim I have never used tissues to wipe my ass I find it disgusting I’m used to strong water pressure hitting me and cleaning me is there a mini bidet I can carry with me while camping?

sage

sage Mon 19 Sep 2022 18:22:31 No.2464695 Report

Quoted By: >>2464712

>>2464693
>/out/
>muslim
no such thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 18:29:19 No.2464704 Report

Quoted By: >>2464712

>>2464693
>/out/
>muslim
Don't. Stay home. Wherever you're from.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 18:30:19 No.2464707 Report

Quoted By: >>2464719

There are cheap bidet nozzles you can connect to water bottles and bladders.
I used them for a while and they are so so.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 18:32:40 No.2464712 Report

Quoted By: >>2464725 >>2464755 >>2465210

>>2464695
>>2464704
Why all this hate for us man? We don’t steal or act loud and obnoxious we just pray and follow god's commandments

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 18:36:33 No.2464719 Report

Quoted By: >>2464815 >>2464929

>>2464707
But the problem with those is they don’t have any pressure you might as well use a bottle of water and squeeze I need something with high pressure to hit the spot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 18:41:09 No.2464723 Report

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>>2464693
I wipe with leaves or tree twigs. smooth rocks like those found in the desert or riverstones also work well, as do soft shelf mushrooms like birch polypore or ganoderma.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 18:42:08 No.2464725 Report

Quoted By: >>2464734 >>2464768 >>2465269 >>2465281

>>2464712
we hate you because you come to the western world try to change our way of life (removing Christmas trees / decorations fro schools, etc) and wherever there are a lot of you the area turns into a 3rd world crime infested shithole. Personally I have no issue with the muslim guy doing what he wants in Pakistan but you are not and never will be welcomed in the western world.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 18:47:23 No.2464734 Report

Quoted By: >>2464742 >>2465207

>>2464725
But brazza think about it for a second why would we come in the first place? You destroyed our region you waged war upon us over fake weapons you wiped stabilization and made the countries become shithole if you fuckers never intervened we would never have crossed but since you did you have to pay for it by mass immigration and mass impregnating of native women

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 18:52:07 No.2464742 Report

Quoted By: >>2464745

>>2464734
move to Qatar, UAE, Kuwait, Saudi Arabia, Turkey, etc. They're wealthy and you'll fit in.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 18:55:38 No.2464745 Report

Quoted By: >>2464749

>>2464742
But brazza it’s too late for that

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 18:55:53 No.2464746 Report

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>>2464693
>is there a mini bidet I can carry with me while camping?
Ponce

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 18:57:25 No.2464749 Report

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>>2464745
>move to a country you fundamentally hate
Damn the stockholm syndrome is strong with this one

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 18:58:07 No.2464750 Report

Quoted By: >>2464753

>>2464693
YEAH THERE IS A BIDET ITS CALLED SHITTING IN A CREEK.

THE STREAM WATER FLOWS ACROSS YOUR BUNG CLEANS IT RIGHT UP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 18:59:38 No.2464753 Report

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>>2464750
Based giardia enjoyer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 19:00:08 No.2464755 Report

Quoted By: >>2464776

>>2464712
Assuming you aren't a troll, imagine this. Imagine if I went to fucking Bangladesh or wherever you're from and started requiring the locals to live by my rules. I'd get positions in government, as school teachers, and so on. And then all of a sudden, you people are no longer allowed to mutilate your children's genitals, you're not allowed to fuck little boys on the bus, and so on and so forth. I'm sure you'd be upset at that too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 19:06:08 No.2464768 Report

Quoted By: >>2464771

>>2464725
You're thinking of Jews.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 19:07:44 No.2464771 Report

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>>2464768
Jews do it too

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 19:12:15 No.2464776 Report

Quoted By: >>2464857

>>2464755
But brazza why would you go to Bangladesh in the first place if my home country is good?
> started requiring the locals to live by my rule
Brazza this never happens name one rule a western nation implemented because of us? The opposite is true though France a secular nation placed rules and banned the hijab and Denmark is following next
> And then all of a sudden, you people are no longer allowed to mutilate your children's genitals, you're not allowed to fuck little boys on the bus
Brazza are you sure you are not projecting? Last time I heard western counties are giving hormone blockers to 5 year olds and changing their genders which Muslim country does that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 19:44:10 No.2464815 Report

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>>2464719
Bring a super soaker watergun

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 20:42:04 No.2464850 Report

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>>2464693
Deuteronomy 23:12 explains this concisely. Do you not have a similar verse in the Quran?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 20:42:56 No.2464851 Report

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>you have to pay for it by mass immigration and mass impregnating of native women

This is a troll who overplayed his hand. Post holy book about magical jews or fuck off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 20:51:19 No.2464857 Report

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>>2464776
>name one rule
The army's rations is halal in several European countries. I don't want your filthy Semitic abracadabra rituals performed over my freeze dried chicken curry.
>which Muslim country is trans
Iran and Pakistan off the top of my head. I'm guessing Israel too.
>inb4 those are the Joos
Same thing. All Semitic cultures are weird child-mutilators. Your prophets are Jewish, your genitals are destroyed, you have been separated from the natural world before you could even walk, and now you think you can come live somewhere where you end up suffering from chronic fatigue and depression because of your brown skin's inability to absorb enough Vit D.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 20:51:26 No.2464858 Report

Quoted By: >>2464910

>>2464693
This has to be one of the weakest trolls ive seen in a while.
Hint: running water is not the defining feature of the muslim world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 21:52:51 No.2464910 Report

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>>2464858
No, but it is their highest achievement since inventing arabic numerals to count their free range sex partners.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 22:07:02 No.2464923 Report

Quoted By:

>>2464693
>wipe your ass...
Manly. Men, pinch off, hitch up and move out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 22:17:01 No.2464928 Report

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This thread is off-topic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 22:18:32 No.2464929 Report

Quoted By: >>2464932

>>2464719
Good bait meme. Bob or Robert means bright fame. Kyle means a straight, as in a channel for water. Tyler is tile maker (which is admittedly lame). Tim means honoring God.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 22:23:30 No.2464932 Report

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>>2464929
Semitic (incl. Christian) names tend to refer to serving, bowing before, obeying, kneeling before, fearing and so and so forth, combined with either Yahweh, Yahweh's law or Yahweh's judgment.
Germanic names tend to refer to warriors, fame, ancestors, weapons, advice, rulership, family, kin, wolves, bears and various natural phenomenon represented by the Æsir and Vanir.
t. Etymology and linguistics nerd.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Sep 2022 00:19:56 No.2465007 Report

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>>2464693
take your dirty water bottle
find another cap for it
poke a hole in the cap for it, with a strategic angle and diameter
practice getting the angle down in your bath tub or yard or something
you can buy pre-made ones too just search "backcountry bidet"
you won't get the high pressure action so just bring a composable wipe to check your work at the end
if all else fails you can do as your ancestors did and wipe with the left, wash with the right. no shame in the game i've had to do it a few times.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Sep 2022 02:06:31 No.2465064 Report

Quoted By:

>>2464693
has your neighborhood run out of goats?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Sep 2022 08:58:19 No.2465207 Report

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>>2464734
found the larping /pol/tard

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Anonymous Tue 20 Sep 2022 09:14:48 No.2465210 Report

Quoted By: >>2465212

>>2464712
Because you follow barbaric religion in age when humanity wants to colonize Mars. No sane man with self determination, insight and developed world view would follow islam or christianity. Just stay in the desert, stone your women, and fuck goats as the chechens in Ukraine ffs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Sep 2022 09:26:23 No.2465212 Report

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>>2465210
Kek. Thermal optics in the middle east have been a great source of hilarity. A colleague of mine showed me a video from inside his IFV, where they were trolling two dudes fucking a small donkey or a big goat miles away by slooowly sweeping the area with visible searchlights while observing them through thermals. They'd scamper and hide like cartoon characters behind slender trees that didn't fully cover them, and then go back to goatfucking when the spotlight had passed them. This continued for a while until the crew just beamed them with the spotlight, causing them to finally give up and run for it.

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Anonymous Tue 20 Sep 2022 10:24:57 No.2465222 Report

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miht be hard to fill

beargunman !nLc4izblOo

beargunman !nLc4izblOo Tue 20 Sep 2022 12:16:04 No.2465255 Report

Quoted By: >>2465263 >>2465272

>>2464693
I too am finicky about butt clealiness. I like to use wipes called simply water by mama and baby, or something. I like to use latex gloves. This is my at home routine even. Still plenty of handwashing, despite gloves. Here's how this would translate to outdoors. Dig a hole nearish a river or lake. Poop in the hole. Wipe with the wet wipes. Add water to the wet wipes to make them extra wet if you have to. Throw away the wipes and the glove. Also use toilet paper to dry your hole or else it'll crack like your hands when you don't dry them. Use plenty of soap and water at the river/lake. Don't poop in the river or lake. For extra special awesome, consider burning everything in the hole. ...that is now wet. I'm still working out the details. I've only pooped outside a few times, and this is what I did, but I didn't burn it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Sep 2022 12:41:32 No.2465263 Report

Quoted By: >>2465266

>>2465255
>Throw away the wipes and the glove
Please stay inside your designated urban area, and never come /out/ in nature ever again.

beargunman !nLc4izblOo

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beargunman !nLc4izblOo Tue 20 Sep 2022 12:44:03 No.2465266 Report

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>>2465263
lol. lmao even.
make me

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Sep 2022 12:47:15 No.2465269 Report

Quoted By: >>2465286 >>2465292

>>2464725
Christians did the exact same thing in Europe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Sep 2022 12:56:29 No.2465272 Report

Quoted By: >>2465278

>>2465255
>hygiene obsessed freak
>liberally dumps plastic in natural waterways
You could have chosen between being a retard or a hypocrite but you just had to go for both at once

beargunman !nLc4izblOo

beargunman !nLc4izblOo Tue 20 Sep 2022 13:01:29 No.2465278 Report

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>>2465272
I clearly meant throw away the wipes and natural latex glove in the same hole as the poop. And to make this hole nearish the water, not right up to it.
Gloves are latex. Wipes are bamboo. Seethe more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Sep 2022 13:03:35 No.2465281 Report

Quoted By: >>2465286

>>2464725
>removing Christmas trees / decorations fro schools, etc
it's not muslims who do that it's west-hating liberals

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Sep 2022 13:11:40 No.2465286 Report

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>>2465269
>>2465281
There's many kinds of traitors. Liberalism is secular Semitism for atheist goys. Christianity is theist Semitism for simple-minded slave mentality goys. Islam is theist Semitism for Semitic child mutilators and molesters. There's all kinds of Semitism, and it is all foreign trash to Europeans.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Sep 2022 13:13:55 No.2465289 Report

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>>2464693
You don't. Stay home and be comfortable when you shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Sep 2022 13:32:28 No.2465292 Report

Quoted By: >>2465293 >>2465342

>>2465269
Yeah but Christians made Europe better. They created the world's greatest art and literature, oversaw the most important scientific discoveries, and were generally hard-working people who built an amazing civilization. Muslims are turning Europe into a third world shithole.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Sep 2022 13:39:21 No.2465293 Report

Quoted By: >>2465295

>>2465292
>Christians did X
Europeans did. There's no reason to assume violently genociding Europe's indigenous religions helped speed up artistic and technological advances. I'd argue the contrary, and it is in fact only with the rise of nationalism (which is modern ersatz-paganism) and the associated gradual decline of Christianity in the 19th century that we really made great strides. Christians destroyed native art and culture, and genocided people for wrong-think, just like Muslims and Jews and Cananites and Edomites and all the other Semitic peoples and cultures always do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Sep 2022 13:42:52 No.2465295 Report

Quoted By: >>2465342 >>2465349

>>2465293
>Europeans did.
No. Christians did. Look at the greatest contributors to civilization and they were all practicing Christians who were inspired by their faith.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Sep 2022 13:50:35 No.2465298 Report

Quoted By: >>2465322

>>2464693
Interesting. What do you do at work? I hope the answer is "don't shit" rather than "climb up onto the sink and run the tap over my soiled anoos".
Ffs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Sep 2022 14:11:00 No.2465322 Report

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>>2465298
>muslim in the west
>at work
Kek. Where do you think your taxes go, anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Sep 2022 14:42:05 No.2465342 Report

Quoted By: >>2465344 >>2465345 >>2465347 >>2465348

>>2465292
>>2465295
Total bullshit. Christianity destroyed the beautiful material culture of Antiquity. Between 5th and 14th century CE there was a period called DARK AGES. A name given because of the shadow of religion over the cultural development of Europe. Look for the material culture between 1st century CE and everything after 7th century. The real technological and cultural advance was after the end of the Middle Ages and during the Renaissance aka FuckTheChruch

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 20 Sep 2022 14:46:17 No.2465344 Report

Quoted By: >>2465345

>>2465342
post nose

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 20 Sep 2022 14:47:18 No.2465345 Report

Quoted By: >>2465347

>>2465342
>>2465344

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Anonymous Tue 20 Sep 2022 14:50:36 No.2465347 Report

Quoted By: >>2465348

>>2465342
>>2465345

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Anonymous Tue 20 Sep 2022 14:53:06 No.2465348 Report

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>>2465342
>>2465347

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Sep 2022 14:53:42 No.2465349 Report

Quoted By: >>2465351 >>2465577

>>2465295
>Look at the greatest contributors to civilization and they were all practicing Christians who were inspired by their faith.
The names of European heroes echo through the ages. Alexander, Caesar, Tacitus, Vercingetorix, Aurelius, Epictetus, Hercules, Arminius and many more. None were Christian. A thousand years of Dark Ages followed Christianity, until it began to whither and once more allow for growth. I don't care what faith the great European masters of the Renaissance and the Romantic eras professed to - Christianity rejects beauty in favor of equity, and thus cannot be inspirational.

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Anonymous Tue 20 Sep 2022 14:59:15 No.2465351 Report

Quoted By: >>2465353 >>2465367

>>2465349
>Christianity rejects beauty in favor of equity, and thus cannot be inspirational.
Never heard anything to stupid in my life. 100% chance you have a hook shaped nose.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Sep 2022 15:08:09 No.2465353 Report

Quoted By: >>2465363

>>2465351
Yes, I'm one of those famous Roman-loving Jews kek. You have a Semitic parasite in your soul, and the dissonance forces you to accuse everybody else of being a Jew, rather than recognize that your faith is an alien Semitic faith.
I'm a shoe-size 46 milk-guzzling Aryan straight out of a eugenics handbook from the early 20th century, and my faith is in my people and in nature. Unlike you barbaric iconoclasts, I think the Christian artefacts you will leave behind ought to be preserved, so that we may be wary of repeating the mistake. You won't see me smashing statues of saints or killing innocent children of Christians.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Sep 2022 15:12:20 No.2465363 Report

Quoted By: >>2465367

>>2465353
imagine being 46 and posting this childish pagan larp shit on 4chan's /out/ board. No one wants to be in a club that you're in.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 20 Sep 2022 15:15:32 No.2465367 Report

Quoted By: >>2465368

>>2465351
>>2465363
>Age 46
Jewish literacy must be getting worse. Nice pilpul pivot though.
>The faith of your ancestors is childish
Kek. Enjoy calling Yahweh "father", retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Sep 2022 15:16:37 No.2465368 Report

Quoted By: >>2465371

>>2465367
lmao what retarded country has shoe sizes that go into the 40s. Israel maybe?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Sep 2022 15:19:29 No.2465371 Report

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>>2465368
>Doesn't know about standard European shoe sizes
>Denigrates European ethnic religion
Sounds about right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Sep 2022 15:31:39 No.2465379 Report

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>*crickets*
>t. Abrahamics

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Sep 2022 19:45:14 No.2465559 Report

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>>2464693
I'm not sure how being a Muslim has anything to do with your question, but the only type of mini-bidet you can get in the wild is a plastic bottle with a small nozzle, with hand powered squeeze water pressure. Just stop being a faggot and wipe? What's the part that's disgusting to you? Your hands being close to your ass? You can carry a small bottle of hand sanitizer with your toiletries. Is it your ass still feeling gross? You can wet a small piece of cloth and wipe, or bring some wetwipes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Sep 2022 20:13:12 No.2465577 Report

Quoted By: >>2465622

>>2465349
>A thousand years of Dark Ages followed Christianity
Burn in hell, historically illiterate kike rat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Sep 2022 21:35:11 No.2465622 Report

Quoted By: >>2465624

>>2465577
Post glass of milk and boot size.
My kin are historians. You're just some mutt retard clinging to a magic Semitic book.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Sep 2022 21:37:30 No.2465624 Report

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>>2465622
>My kin are historians.
>talks about le christian dark ages
Chances are you are some 5'1 overweight spic, pretending to be white.

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