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I've posted here before and ill repost my original story of when i trolled the California urbanites in the Ozarks, but this is a different story that i thought id say here>be me >camping innawoods on my land >be out there all day >have assault pack, mosin, camo, and chest rig with ammo >larp.png >settle in and make a bushcraft style lean-to shelter >lay down on my side with my mosin with me >fall asleep >be asleep for what was around 4 hours, when i here a noise >its getting closer, and closer >it stops >something jumps out from behind my shelter and lands in front of me >finger is on my mosin all night >as the something lands, it startles me >pull the trigger on my mosin >nail the tree directly next to my shelter >the creature jumps four feet up >spins >and then darts off into the woods >later find it, it was an armadillo
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> canoeing from Wausau Wi to Steven's Point Wi on the Wisconsin river > dressed in 18th century french voyageurs clothing > very misty and foggy along the river > cool calm morning with warmer water over cooler air > paddle gently as to not make a sound > come across a camp of Boy Scouts > continue paddling through the fog banks > reach my get out point > pack my gear in my awaiting vehicle > decide to get a hardy breakfast > meatlover scrambler with sausage gravy fuck yea. > bunch of boy scouts enter the diner > all of them hyped about seeing a ghost on the river > i inquire as to the identity of the ghost > mfw they describe my 18th century wear and that in was in a birchbark canoe > mfw I was the ghost > mfw tell the scouts that's old Pierre, a fur trader who was friendly with all the Indian tribes along the river
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>>2478656 Absolute legend.
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>>2478656 Reigniting oral tradition. Absolutely based.
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>>2478656 >warmer water over cooler air Wisconsin is in Australia now?
>>2478649 >camping during a blood moon eclipse because "y not, lol" >on the north side of a backwoods pond, entirely alone, get to see the eclipse in its full glory >at the height of the eclipse its pitch black out, begin hearing crashing thru the brush >nani? >get hit with an overwhelming stench, like 30 dirty armpits rammed into your nose at once >skinwalker_fears.exe >on absolutely high alert, gripping my 10/22 that i brought for squirrel hunting, knowing its not enough to save me >sound of crashing is getting closer and closer >eventually stops at the edge of the clearing, whatever it is has yet to come out in the open >the silence is more terrifying than the impending doom of hearing something come right at you >eventually the crashing begins again, the stench is now unbearable >out of the brush pops out the absolutely largest fucking porcupine ive ever seen, just going about his business without giving a single fuck Anonymous
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>>2478649 What's the Ozark story? I wanna hear about citiots getting btfo
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> staying at a camping RV park for a few nights > friends come out to my Camper to party and drink > big into cosplay > around 830 at night just before dusk he opens his trunk and pulls out a wookie suit. > first thought is lol how random > second thought is how much chewy looks like bigfoot > third thought is how can we fuck with other campers at this camp grounds > Get Jimmy to put on the suit > he's the tallest and also our groups crash test dummy > fucking Jimmy already knows the score > he sprints off into the woods > we continue drinking > we see flash lights all over the RV side of the park > hear yelling and screaming > ignore it while keking > start seeing roaming bands of people walking up and down the road > all talking about seeing a bigfoot > we are giggling like tards > Jimmy burst out of the woods > toss him a beer > jimmy keeps the wookie costume on and dawns a boonie cap and Hawaiian shirt > he sits in his camping chair and chugs his well deserved beers > about an hour later after things quited down > a park ranger shows up > jimmy still hasn't taken off the wookie costume and still sporting the hula shirt and boonie cap combo > jimmy is how hitting a huge Raw cone of some dank bud > ranger sees jimmy and chastised him for causing a panic > Jimmy: "Wadiyatalkinabeet?" > jimmy argues people are morons for believing in bigfoot > the ranger looks at jimmy with nervous laughter > they are not real... right? > ranger refuses to confirm or deny the existence of Sasquatch > Jimmy's antics(that I fully endorsed) get me kicked out of the camp site > Tyler lets me set up my camper in his backyard > it was worth it.
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>>2478656 You're a good person, anon.
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