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Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2022 23:54:34 No.2480004 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>2480011 >>2480237 >>2480314

How do I successfully beat the living shit out of a coyote? I want to fleece one's teeth for a necklace.
>t. city slicker

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2022 23:55:53 No.2480007 Report

Quoted By: >>2480008 >>2482179

Corner the coyote and put your hand in its mouth

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2022 23:56:43 No.2480008 Report

Quoted By: >>2480010 >>2480128 >>2480221 >>2480273 >>2480833 >>2482179

>>2480007
Nah cunt I'm not that dumb. I'm related to Daniel Boone, my mother's father was a trapper and my father was a roughneck - genetic memory. I'm more concerned about the cunt getting away, and finding the cunt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2022 23:57:52 No.2480010 Report

Quoted By: >>2480015 >>2480622

>>2480008
genetic memory ain't a thing brother

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2022 23:58:26 No.2480011 Report

Quoted By: >>2480015 >>2480237

>>2480004
Just get a knife, dumbass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Oct 2022 00:00:15 No.2480015 Report

Quoted By: >>2480028 >>2480133

>>2480010
blow it out your ass
>>2480011
No shit, but how do I make sure the bastard doesn't get away?
I have an idea; I wear a long-sleeved shirt lined with duct tape on my arms, and chokehold the fucker while I slit and stab its throat in an adrenaline-fueled fury, hopefully having it go into shock before it gets its lower jaw out of my hold.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Oct 2022 00:21:14 No.2480028 Report

Quoted By: >>2480030 >>2480237

>>2480015
>No shit, but how do I make sure the bastard doesn't get away?
Just run after it when you stab it. Anyways, you're better off setting traps to catch one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Oct 2022 00:22:45 No.2480030 Report

Quoted By: >>2480452

>>2480028
aight, but keep in mind I got a bum knee.
also fuck trapping, I wanna risk getting mauled to death by the yappy dog equivalent of wild animals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Oct 2022 05:11:03 No.2480128 Report

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>>2480008
Putting your fist in a canines mouth is probably the one way to prevent them from mauling you, but that’s with a pit bull or domesticated pup.

A yote could have a plethora of diseases

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Oct 2022 05:33:40 No.2480133 Report

Quoted By:

>>2480015
https://youtu.be/n9rGVlYESF8

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Oct 2022 14:49:18 No.2480221 Report

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>>2480008
> t. Daniel Boone Hernandez-Vasquez

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Oct 2022 15:32:02 No.2480237 Report

Quoted By: >>2480446

>>2480004
>>2480011
>>2480028

Just shoot it
>but I want it alive
Just shoot it anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Oct 2022 16:26:32 No.2480273 Report

Quoted By:

>>2480008
He's not trolling

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Oct 2022 18:07:37 No.2480314 Report

Quoted By:

>>2480004
Just shoot it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Oct 2022 22:08:24 No.2480446 Report

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>>2480237
he wants to keep it alive and toothless so he can use it as a living sextoy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Oct 2022 22:26:07 No.2480452 Report

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>>2480030
You're a pussy and a faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2022 00:15:29 No.2480501 Report

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Kys you larping troon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2022 04:16:33 No.2480622 Report

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>>2480010
Yes it is. To an extent. But OP sounds like too much of a dunning-kruger dumbass for whatever genetic memory he might have to be all that useful.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2022 15:16:23 No.2480833 Report

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>>2480008
Just go out there and get yourself eaten already you fucking dork, blood memory only gets you so far when you're a bug man LARPer

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2022 18:42:38 No.2482179 Report

Quoted By:

>>2480007
This anon gets it.
>>2480008
>I'm not that dumb
You are clearly are very dumb.

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