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Anonymous Wed 19 Oct 2022 20:26:07 No.2483428 View View Reply Original Report

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What happens if you meet someone on trail who is evolutionary your better and they mean you harm? How are you gonna defend yourself?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Oct 2022 20:36:22 No.2483433 Report

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>>2483428
You fucking die man. You're the rabbit, he's the wolf. It's just life. But I'd rather die to someone who outclasses me due to sheer genetics than die to a fat pedo who just happened to be born in the 1%.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Oct 2022 20:40:06 No.2483436 Report

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>>2483428
Gun goes pew-pew-pew.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 19 Oct 2022 21:23:55 No.2483453 Report

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>>2483428
>How are you gonna defend yourself?
Attack before he does.

>be me on trail
>see some guy in the distance
>leave the trail and wait some hours
>go back on trail and go in the direction the guy goes
>night has come and i see his fire in the distance
>pull my socks over my boots so they make less noise
>start walking slowly in his direction
>his face when i get him

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Oct 2022 21:44:08 No.2483469 Report

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>>2483428
>How are you gonna defend yourself?
Appear as pathetic as possible by offering him my Yuru Camp granola in exchange for sparing my life. He will be tempted to kill me and end my loathsome existence, but his superior intellect will make him understand that keeping me alive is a greater punishment. Then after he turns around I blugeon him in the nape of the neck with my Yuru Camp hatchet, skin him and eat him and absorb his strength.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Oct 2022 22:54:18 No.2483504 Report

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>>2483428
Appeal to his sense of morality, while infiltrating and dismantling from the inside.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Oct 2022 23:29:13 No.2483517 Report

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The round tube goes towards the pecker wood

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Oct 2022 23:38:19 No.2483521 Report

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>>2483428
Not gonna happen, I am the apex predator of my area, I routinely hunt and kill campers who set up shop, my favorite are Hispanics and black women, but I'm mostly a creature of opportunity, I like to think I'm doing the ecosystem a favor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Oct 2022 23:52:21 No.2483524 Report

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>>2483428
Recall that the gun is the great equalizer

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2022 00:52:47 No.2483546 Report

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>>2483428
He may be evolutionarily superior but he doesn't know I trained to crush soda cans with my anus. He's in for a painful surprise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2022 00:53:57 No.2483548 Report

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Feed him to his own dogs and sleep in his bed

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2022 11:03:05 No.2483738 Report

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>>2483469
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