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Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2022 22:22:01 No.2483982 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>2484003 >>2484013 >>2484046 >>2484427 >>2484609 >>2484611 >>2484830 >>2485439 >>2485452

How do I live off the grid without ever returning to civilization?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2022 22:25:55 No.2483990 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2022 22:48:45 No.2484003 Report

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>>2483982
here we go again!
just get a shitty parttime fastfood job and your mom will probably stop threatening to throw you out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2022 22:54:11 No.2484005 Report

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>>2484003
Fucking shit is annoying. These faggots don't realize what they want to do is work, which is what they're refusing to do already.

sage

sage Thu 20 Oct 2022 23:06:11 No.2484013 Report

Quoted By: >>2484342

>>2483982
zoom-zoom wants to be spoonfed on how to be an adult without any introspection.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Oct 2022 00:10:54 No.2484046 Report

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>>2483982
>How do I live off the grid
You can't. No one can live alone with zero help. Humans have always lived in interdependent villages, tribes and clans.

>without ever returning to civilization?
This one is easy: Walk into forest, an hero, you are now free.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Oct 2022 00:54:48 No.2484073 Report

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inb4 OP whining he's not getting pp rubs and muttering about wage slavery

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 21 Oct 2022 13:26:27 No.2484342 Report

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>>2484013
>Wakes up
>Watches tiktok for 5 hours
>Faps to FNAF porn
>Plays fortnite for 4 hours
>Gets hungry
>Mom is out getting railed by a stranger
>"I'll make my own food!"
>The cook book is written in a alien language
>"How to do tell what is bussin?"
>Gives up
>Settles for beans on toast
>He stares at a can of beans and can opener in utter bewilderment
>"How to get the beans out?"
>Gives up
>Orders Uber Eats with the pocket money his mom gave him
>He was saving that for V bucks
>Resentful towards his mom for not being home to make food
>While eating his slop he get's an idea
>"I'm 23 now, I can do anything, fuck this world"
>Open 4chan
>Writes this post

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Oct 2022 17:03:57 No.2484427 Report

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>>2483982
the best way would be to kys

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Oct 2022 19:23:11 No.2484530 Report

Quoted By: >>2484596

>>2484003
>>2484005
Remember that complaining about board quality is against the rules.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Oct 2022 20:30:06 No.2484596 Report

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>>2484530
Talking shit about zoomers isn't complaining about board quality you fucking faggot

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 21 Oct 2022 21:12:52 No.2484608 Report

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>>2484342
imagine being this butthurt after being told
"no zoomlite, it's not possible to Minecraft in real life"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Oct 2022 21:14:27 No.2484609 Report

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>>2483982
You need to know how to find and process your food and water, how to maintain a basic level of hygiene, and how to administer first aid in case you get hurt. If you can reliably do those three basic things, you'll be well on your way to freedom.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Oct 2022 21:16:04 No.2484611 Report

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>>2483982
I used to post Dan Becker related stuff for lols and even I think this board has gone to shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Oct 2022 03:54:05 No.2484830 Report

Quoted By: >>2485109

>>2483982
not possible, property tax exists specifically to prevent this. If you want to live off the grid go to a shithole country where there is less civilization and structure to society and live off the grid there. Then not only will you avoid property tax, but you will also be far far away from anywhere where your stupidity might be contagious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Oct 2022 18:53:08 No.2485109 Report

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>>2484830
Just live in a national forest far away from trails, no one will find you unless you're doing some real retarded shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Oct 2022 23:12:21 No.2485256 Report

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>>2485109
Which one do you recommend

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Oct 2022 23:44:08 No.2485266 Report

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>>2484608
Post was aimed at OP, I fucked up

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Oct 2022 09:34:07 No.2485439 Report

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>>2483982
Why would you want to do that? Is there anything you don't like on civilization, or did you tried to live off grid for a while and like the challenges it brings?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Oct 2022 10:11:48 No.2485452 Report

Quoted By: >>2485528

>>2483982
Just get a few other people to build a village with you, buy land which will probably cost you too much already, work 16 hours a day and manage to make winters end meet. Repeat from there. You cannot live off grid alone without ever returning to some form is civilisation. Your tools will break, your food will run out, you will get a nasty infection.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Oct 2022 15:17:28 No.2485524 Report

Quoted By: >>2485789

>>2485256
One that's where you live. . .

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Oct 2022 15:32:45 No.2485528 Report

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>>2485452
>Your tools will break
Gatherers need no tools
>your food will run out
No food can run from hunter if he has greater stamina than his prey. .
>you will get a nasty infection
Infections are caused by modern lifestyle and processed meals

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Oct 2022 01:08:32 No.2485789 Report

Quoted By: >>2485805

>>2485524
But i wanna live near you

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Oct 2022 01:51:43 No.2485805 Report

Quoted By: >>2485829

>>2485789
No, the swamp is mine

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Oct 2022 02:16:12 No.2485829 Report

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>>2485805
okay Shrek.

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