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Quoted By: >>2489588
>Driving down a 187 mile road in Australia to get a didgeridoo
>Facken petrol is 12 lizard skins per gallon now so I stocked up on some by digging randomly around me back yard
>Bout to take the first turn in 12 hours in me ute
>Fackin roo thinks oi threatened it by calling it a cunt while passing by it
>Kicks me and me ute through 12 4 inch tall bushes (our tallest trees)
>Some facken aboriginal siphons me petrol and huffs it all in the span of five seconds
Hate it in this facken place
>Facken petrol is 12 lizard skins per gallon now so I stocked up on some by digging randomly around me back yard
>Bout to take the first turn in 12 hours in me ute
>Fackin roo thinks oi threatened it by calling it a cunt while passing by it
>Kicks me and me ute through 12 4 inch tall bushes (our tallest trees)
>Some facken aboriginal siphons me petrol and huffs it all in the span of five seconds
Hate it in this facken place
