>>2494856Hi! Yes, I'd like to rent a sleeping bag.
What do I have in mind? Well, I'll be backpacking in Rocky Mountain for a few days, enchaining Longs, Pagoda, Chief's Head and McHenry's. So a down bag would be great.
Heh heh, yeah I know it's a good hike. Naw, no Sherpas this time, but maybe I'll bring O's. Y'all don't sell oxygen do ya?
When do I need it? Next weekend, if this perfect weather holds.
K, lemme look at the list here... Hmm, the Marmot Helium looks good. Nice color blue too. Can I check it out?
Oh the only one you have is out right now?
No, I'll need to see the one I'm renting, not a new one.
Oh I know it's the same bag. I just want to make sure it's OK. I mean, will it be washed after the current renter returns it?
Oh, I see. So you guys check 'em pretty good huh? Do you smell them? To, you know, make sure they're OK?
Well, I don't want to sound weird but I hang out on /out/ and /pol/ and /b/ and so I'm a bit particular about certain things. I mean, I just don't want to sleep in a bag that a faggot used.
No no, it's not like that. That's just a funny word we use. But seriously, I hate trannies and furries too. Also namefags and jannies.
Yes, there's plenty of other things I hate but I don't think they're ALL bad; it's just that stereotypes exist for a reason. So yeah, I don't care if there's fresh poop stains, I just don't want to sleep in a bag that was used by a larper who uses a knife to baton wood.
Hahaha, you hate those too? Hahaha, so you see where I'm coming from? LOLOL, lmao even!
