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Anonymous Wed 16 Nov 2022 02:17:23 No.2496819 View View Reply Original Report

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I have this deep primal urge to hide a little bit off trail and watch people. Has anyone done this before? Share your stories

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Nov 2022 03:21:17 No.2496846 Report

Quoted By: >>2496992 >>2497839

>>2496819
yer gonna need a ghillie suit, a plague doctors mask, and a slide-whistle, don't bother bringing chips they won't help.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Nov 2022 03:42:24 No.2496852 Report

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>>2496819
>I have this deep primal urge to hide a little bit off trail and watch people. Has anyone done this before?
Yes, there are many deviants of your kind. Here is some introductory reading on your heritage:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voyeurism

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Rapists_by_nationality

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_serial_killers_by_country

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Smash_Bros.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Nov 2022 06:41:59 No.2496895 Report

Quoted By: >>2500980

>>2496852
Nothing sexual about it for me

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Nov 2022 14:24:51 No.2496992 Report

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>>2496846
This. Make sure you breath heavy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Nov 2022 22:05:40 No.2497149 Report

Quoted By: >>2497677 >>2498308 >>2499053

>>2496819

yeah, i used to do that when i was twelve:

>be me in like 1987
>me and friend tim are into skateboarding, slayer, guns, milsurp, and being a general nuisance to the neighborhood
>we regularly take his tecumseh powered go kart with no body down to the canyon
>loaded up with my daisy powerline, various knives, and his benjamin .22 air rifle
>go out and make forts, camp fires, shoot at stuff, etc
>we have this one fort that is 100 m inland of a lagoon
>dug out trench around the base of a palm tree, use earth and palm fronds to stealth our joint
>there is a trail that runs along the edge of the lagoon where people now jog, but back in the day it was all the campesinos that used the trail to get to their day labor endeavors
>we of course dug a big hole right in the middle of the trail at a choke point
>covered that hole with palm fronds, sticks, and then dirt
>we gonna grease some gooks
>hanging out, and some campesino some riding down the trail on a fucking ten speed
>slowly, and wobbly, because mucho barracho
>watch with glee as he wobbles into our trap and eats complete shit
>we are silent though, because he is a very drunk adult, and he is pissed off

FIN

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Nov 2022 13:54:53 No.2497354 Report

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>>2496819
It happened many times that if I stand still next to the trail people just don't notice me. Not even wearing camo. Probably listening to some goybeats, and thinking of their favorite supermodel.
Its like they are walking right towards me, and I have to clear my throat so they don't bump into me. And seen plenty of dicks, asses, squating or bathing fembots, masturbation addicts of both sexes. Just this Saturday a naked faggot trailrunner almost ran me over in the fog on top of a mountain.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Nov 2022 15:45:41 No.2497384 Report

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>>2497354
Same here, sometimes I'll just be sitting resting or standing still looking at a plant, bug, or animal and people won't even notice I'm there. What the fuck are they devoting so much of their attention to in the woods if it isn't their surroundings? When I'm hiking with my family, I'm also the one that has to point out spider webs so people don't walk into them. WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT HOW DO YOU NOT SEE ANYTHING?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Nov 2022 18:31:58 No.2497439 Report

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>>2496819
People are the least interesting thing to watch in the woods. I'd rather stare at a pond or a nice plant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Nov 2022 05:38:03 No.2497660 Report

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I was camping on a hilltop once at this local spot and a group of teens showed up after dark and set up below me, not knowing I was there. After they got settled in I started throwing rocks into the trees right around them every few minutes. They ended up getting spooked and leaving

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Nov 2022 07:25:17 No.2497677 Report

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>>2497149
>conducting humerous guerilla operations against spic invaders
wow thats pretty kino, ngl.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Nov 2022 12:59:08 No.2497731 Report

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I used to watch women poop and wash in the river

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Nov 2022 13:25:54 No.2497741 Report

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>>2496819
I prefer to wear my ghillie suit and bird mask while I sit in your tent and watch you sleep anon.

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Anonymous Fri 18 Nov 2022 17:56:52 No.2497839 Report

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>>2496846
unfathomably based.
>>2496819
i prefer the "sneaking behind enemy lines" approach, hid 6 foot away from security at this disused power plant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Nov 2022 17:57:54 No.2497840 Report

Quoted By: >>2498105

>>2496852
wait, how does smash bros fit in?

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Anonymous Fri 18 Nov 2022 18:04:05 No.2497846 Report

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>>2497384
>WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT HOW DO YOU NOT SEE ANYTHING?
they lack the same brain functions as you. We are told that all humans are the same, same brains inside, same capacity for thought and emotion and love and understanding, this is not true. some people have the divine spark, some people's divine spark is extinguished, and other never had it to begin with. I have spent YEARS figuring out what exactly it is, and all I have discovered is that it is very very complex interaction of different qualities and attributes. people say "intelligence" as a catch-all, but intelligence itself is a stat affected by many other factors, it is multi-faceted.

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Anonymous Sat 19 Nov 2022 03:22:17 No.2498095 Report

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>>2497354
this. theres a trail nearby that sees a few casualties a year because the hikers dont understand theyre on a winding, curvy cliff and if they walk in a straight line they are literally doing the wily e coyote and falling off the side if the mountain

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Nov 2022 03:55:35 No.2498105 Report

Quoted By: >>2498202

>>2497840
>t. rapist

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Nov 2022 10:18:45 No.2498202 Report

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>>2498105
... she liked it really.
but seriously, what's the smash bros connection? personally i do enjoy original and melee.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Nov 2022 15:08:15 No.2498259 Report

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>>2496819
>sitting 20' off trail, eating /w my dog
>sundown
>girl walks by, also with dog
>no way she can see me in the trees, it's too dark
>for some reason stops and turns, maybe her dog sensed something
>stares into the trees for 30-40s then screams
>lmao, I step forward and say hi
>she wasn't pissed but I scared the shit out of her, she said so herself
>her dog carried a rock around for some reason

OP Sat 19 Nov 2022 16:50:20 No.2498308 Report

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>>2497149
De donde eres amigo?
No he entendido bien la trampa que has explicado, hiciste un agujero con una mierda dentro y el campesino se cayo?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Nov 2022 18:00:23 No.2498342 Report

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>>2496819
This is a prelude to becoming a rapist, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Nov 2022 18:05:17 No.2498344 Report

Quoted By: >>2498345

>>2496819
DESU this would be insanely boring. If you want to do people watching sit in a cafe. There will be more to observe

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Nov 2022 18:12:44 No.2498345 Report

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>>2498344
Sit on the concourse at Oakland International. You will see all kinds of shit, sometimes literally.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Nov 2022 22:27:27 No.2498952 Report

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>>2496819
Would sneak up on the gate guards in the firebase I was living in. Just listened to them ramble about their leaders and shit. Sometimes they would leave a pack of cigs on the window sill and I would light up and place them back without them noticing. Best times. I I would do it again in a heartbeat.

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Anonymous Sun 20 Nov 2022 22:30:58 No.2498956 Report

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>>2496819
yes, i stumbled across this fetish this summer. i have a good spot a ways off a trail where i crouch with my binoculars and rub my penis with my other hand in my shorts (in minecraft). there was particularly curavaceous woman that walked by at one point, man was she hot i nearly coomed my shorts right then and there (in minecraft)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 01:28:47 No.2499053 Report

Quoted By: >>2499780

>>2497149
>1987
Hey gramps

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 19:22:53 No.2499780 Report

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>>2499053

Wassup kiddo

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2022 02:38:45 No.2500980 Report

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>>2496895
you're doing it wrong

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