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Quoted By: >>2507720
>be me
>going for a walk on a beautiful day
>decide to take a shortcut through the park
>suddenly, see a group of dogs playing
>one of them runs over and starts jumping on me
>trying to pet it and be friendly
>dog's owner comes over and says "oh no, that's not a dog, it's a squirrel!"
>realize I've been petting a squirrel the whole time
>everyone around me is laughing their ass off
>feeling like a complete idiot
>quickly run away with my tail between my legs
never taking shortcuts through the park again
>going for a walk on a beautiful day
>decide to take a shortcut through the park
>suddenly, see a group of dogs playing
>one of them runs over and starts jumping on me
>trying to pet it and be friendly
>dog's owner comes over and says "oh no, that's not a dog, it's a squirrel!"
>realize I've been petting a squirrel the whole time
>everyone around me is laughing their ass off
>feeling like a complete idiot
>quickly run away with my tail between my legs
never taking shortcuts through the park again
