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Anonymous Fri 16 Dec 2022 17:39:25 No.2510707 View View Reply Original Report

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Me and some buddies are going to go spear hunt a moose. We have experience spear hunting large game and are all large men in good shape. We have a chance against a moose, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Dec 2022 17:46:32 No.2510710 Report

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>>2510707
Totally. Moose are easily stunned with loud sounds. Just walk towards it clapping your hands together quickly and speaking in a harsh tone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Dec 2022 17:46:49 No.2510711 Report

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yes, make sure to get it in a corner. Extra points if you can get between a cow and her calf

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Dec 2022 17:53:15 No.2510713 Report

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>>2510707
Post ya mussy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Dec 2022 18:05:29 No.2510716 Report

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Op here, there is 6 of us. It will be in Alaska during the late summer and we are going to try and find a large bull

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Dec 2022 19:26:36 No.2510737 Report

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>>2510707
Probably but you should get your will ready anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Dec 2022 19:55:57 No.2510744 Report

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>>2510707
>all large men in good shape.
Read: we’re fat but no one has had a heart attack yet. Please post routine and physique w/ time stamp.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Dec 2022 21:34:29 No.2510778 Report

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>>2510707
Tim Wells seemed to manage by himself.
https://youtu.be/z6vaxRA-nNg

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Dec 2022 21:43:35 No.2510780 Report

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>>2510778
>baited Elk is the same an ornery moose

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Dec 2022 23:36:53 No.2510805 Report

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>>2510707
Yeah, a chance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Dec 2022 23:44:31 No.2510809 Report

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>>2510716
you'll make your wife a happy lady anon, good for you
>so progressive, so tolerant

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Dec 2022 23:59:30 No.2510813 Report

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>>2510707
A chance in a fight? Yeah, a chance, given all 6 of you don’t turn and run when it charges.
I doubt that you will be able to sneak to within spear-chucking distance of a moose though. I give you 1:50 odds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Dec 2022 08:22:11 No.2510983 Report

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Good on you for giving the moose a chance anon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 17 Dec 2022 12:40:45 No.2511020 Report

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Guys with spears can take down elephants, and you're worries about a moose?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Dec 2022 13:35:39 No.2511027 Report

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Spears? Fuck that anon. Get some baseball bats and take it down caveman style. The six of you walloping a moose at once is the only manly way to do it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Dec 2022 14:11:21 No.2511040 Report

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On the off chance you're serious, yes, OP, there's a small chance you manage to get close enough to one to use spears. Namely if you can get it to charge you. But it is incredibly dangerous, moose are furry hyperviolent tanks, worse than bears in some cases.
Why not drop this idea and use a bow? You're still putting sticks in it. Or just come to your senses and pack a rifle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Dec 2022 15:17:03 No.2511070 Report

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If you can get a good hit (knick a major vein/artery) the drop in blood pressure will probably incapacitate it quickly without injury to yourself. Odds of getting 6 guys in range of a moose without anybody getting hurt is more difficult. Also a bad hit will piss it off and is liable to get somebody trampled.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Dec 2022 18:30:16 No.2511123 Report

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>>2510707
One of you will die but the rest of you will survive and enjoy moose liver. Thats how it goes in pack hunting- somebody has to get got.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Dec 2022 06:08:43 No.2511429 Report

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>>2510707
I mean, considering actual cavemen took down Irish Elk with stone tipped spears back in the day, a moose should be no problem for modern man.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Dec 2022 17:34:29 No.2511598 Report

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>>2510778
Peculiar flex

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Dec 2022 20:18:18 No.2511675 Report

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OP gets steamrolled by a moose after failing to hit vitals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Dec 2022 01:13:09 No.2511762 Report

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>>2510780
The point is that it's possible. Bowhunters regularly get within 15 yards of moose, and there is no reason why you couldn't do the same with a spear.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Dec 2022 06:23:35 No.2511864 Report

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>>2511762
throwing a spear 15 yards accurately would be pretty damn impressive

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Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2022 00:04:42 No.2512225 Report

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>>2510707
make sure to record it for the cops for when they find your mangled corpses.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2022 00:29:50 No.2512235 Report

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>>2510778
Fucking Wells and his "hunting" videos
>"it's the timeless story of hunter vs beast"
>sits in a tree for six hours before dropping a retarded spear on a doe
>"plz like and sub"

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