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Anonymous Fri 23 Dec 2022 11:42:04 No.2513660 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>2513665 >>2513688 >>2513692 >>2513697 >>2515797 >>2515832 >>2515868 >>2516064 >>2516503 >>2517135 >>2517610 >>2517816 >>2517924

How do i find a girl that will go foraging with me?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Dec 2022 11:45:50 No.2513665 Report

Quoted By: >>2513667 >>2513875

>>2513660
You find a regular girl and show her that it’s fun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Dec 2022 11:49:39 No.2513667 Report

Quoted By:

>>2513665
this

90% of women don't have hobbies, you bring them in the fold

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Dec 2022 13:01:57 No.2513688 Report

Quoted By:

>>2513660
is thats a man

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Dec 2022 13:12:35 No.2513692 Report

Quoted By: >>2513750

>>2513660
go foraging for one

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Dec 2022 13:24:27 No.2513697 Report

Quoted By: >>2513948 >>2515821 >>2516704

>>2513660
Wait, is that mommy Xev?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Dec 2022 13:28:38 No.2513702 Report

Quoted By: >>2513735

Truck stops' . It's 10 degrees F here. I was thinking about driving over to see if any need to be taken inside.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Dec 2022 14:51:43 No.2513735 Report

Quoted By: >>2513873

>>2513702
That's really kind of you, anon. Make sure you make a bowl of eggs for her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Dec 2022 15:09:22 No.2513750 Report

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>>2513692
Lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Dec 2022 18:16:58 No.2513860 Report

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Say where you live and drop your discord here

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Dec 2022 18:44:02 No.2513871 Report

Quoted By:

Have you ever seen Weird Science?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Dec 2022 18:46:39 No.2513873 Report

Quoted By: >>2516896

>>2513735
All the eggs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Dec 2022 18:53:19 No.2513875 Report

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>>2513665
literally this
show her a new weird nature hobby and she will be all over that even after you but really really bad at it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Dec 2022 22:04:55 No.2513948 Report

Quoted By: >>2516449

>>2513697
God I just came to her twice. It really is unfair, I just want her to take care of me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 01:54:16 No.2515595 Report

Quoted By: >>2515597 >>2515672

Several threads have just been deleted
I am so sick of mods trying to control the tone of this board

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 01:58:01 No.2515597 Report

Quoted By:

>>2515595
Thank you Kanye, very cool!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 06:23:31 No.2515672 Report

Quoted By: >>2515680

>>2515595
>Several threads have just been deleted
good

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 06:49:07 No.2515680 Report

Quoted By: >>2515686

>>2515672
Yeah, gotta make room for the ten thousandth thread asking how to find an /out/ gf

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 07:03:19 No.2515686 Report

Quoted By: >>2515737

>>2515680
I'd rather have one dumb thread than someone making a thread for every single piece of clothing in their outfit, which seems to be the threads that got deleted

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 08:50:13 No.2515692 Report

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Take mushroom with one and when you go /out/, she will be crawling all over the place because she knows they are near, she also might be a bit crazy though, expect a lot of tattoos and piercing and dreadlocks, and potentially she will have a wife (but ok with sharing)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 12:59:13 No.2515737 Report

Quoted By: >>2515869

>>2515686
>I'd rather have one dumb thread than someone making a thread for every single piece of clothing

You used to say that every fucking thread
You are an autist and you know it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 15:49:22 No.2515797 Report

Quoted By:

>>2513660
She looks like a smoker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 16:46:21 No.2515821 Report

Quoted By:

>>2513697
yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 17:14:08 No.2515832 Report

Quoted By: >>2515840

>>2513660
get a lot of money and go around talking about foraging

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 17:27:10 No.2515840 Report

Quoted By: >>2515843

>>2515832
>get a lot of money
This is key
Women can tell how much money you have just by looking at you.
Even in a context like hiking, they can size you up with insane accuracy.
When I met my wife I had just gotten a huge raise. I was out with my buddy to celebrate and just happened to end up at a bar where she was foraging for free drinks.
The rest as they say is history.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 17:35:56 No.2515843 Report

Quoted By: >>2515862 >>2516060

>>2515840
>actually marrying a gold digger instead of just fucking her for the price of a few drinks at the bar

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 18:30:49 No.2515862 Report

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>>2515843
I have some bad news for you anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 18:59:19 No.2515868 Report

Quoted By: >>2516420

>>2513660
whos dat nut cracker

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 19:02:11 No.2515869 Report

Quoted By: >>2515870

>>2515737
>he didn't respond
kek, it's definitely that one shitposter

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 19:04:33 No.2515870 Report

Quoted By: >>2516115

>>2515869
Its him alright , but I have to admit he has been behaving much better the last few months or so.
Although I suspect its him that made the winter rainbow thread just to make a point
That thread was a straight up false flag

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 03:31:54 No.2516060 Report

Quoted By:

>>2515843
anon all women are like that
the fact that you do not know this yet makes me worry for your heart

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 03:36:57 No.2516064 Report

Quoted By: >>2516087 >>2516121

>>2513660
I got trapped in a cupboard with her while playing hide and seek yesterday

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 04:04:37 No.2516087 Report

Quoted By: >>2516095

>>2516064
I dont get it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 04:33:12 No.2516095 Report

Quoted By: >>2517486

>>2516087
You wouldn't

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 05:38:07 No.2516115 Report

Quoted By: >>2516239 >>2516444

>>2515870
Get fucked you hoser, I'm a climber and want people to post on the climbing general and not make individual threads for shoes, harnesses, or fuckin belay jackets. Sounds like you're butthurt your shit threads got canned

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 05:53:35 No.2516118 Report

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I'll go foraging with you, anon. But only if we get to look for lizards along the way

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 06:01:10 No.2516121 Report

Quoted By: >>2516300

>>2516064
I was helping her get ready for a dinner party earlier today,

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 13:50:09 No.2516239 Report

Quoted By: >>2516540 >>2517786

>>2516115
>I'm a climber and want people to post on the climbing general and not make individual threads for shoes

Thats only because your autism over precise organization is stronger than your love of climbing

All these generals add nothing to the board and should be abandoned

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 16:40:38 No.2516300 Report

Quoted By:

>>2516121
what does that mean

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 20:20:11 No.2516420 Report

Quoted By:

>>2515868
xev bellringer mah nigga enjoy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 20:39:03 No.2516444 Report

Quoted By: >>2516477

>>2516115
>individual threads for shoes, harnesses, or fuckin belay jackets
can we just get one gearfag general and be done with it? maybe just separate ultralighter and larper ones so they don't argue with each other constantly?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 20:44:32 No.2516449 Report

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>>2513948
just a weekend in a cabin with Xev and then I can supertramp myself out of this world with balls empty to the last drip

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 21:39:18 No.2516477 Report

Quoted By:

>>2516444
>can we just get one gearfag general and be done with it?
What?
Of course not. That is a ridiculous thing to want and would ruin the board if you could make it so.
If you had your way, you would be the only one here

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 22:45:20 No.2516503 Report

Quoted By:

>>2513660
Wait, thats a woman and she is a porno actress ?
Why would people watch that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Dec 2022 00:32:24 No.2516540 Report

Quoted By: >>2516543

>>2516239
You should grow a pair and make decisions for yourself instead of crowdfunding an answer. Sure maybe if its some super expensive mountaineering boots or sleeping bags but you don't need a thread for common items when generals exist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Dec 2022 00:38:02 No.2516543 Report

Quoted By: >>2516568

>>2516540
>but you don't need a thread for common items when generals exist.
You are just wrong
There is not a problem of too many threads here
Every thread has to dead for a week before it goes away

What exactly do you think is the problem here?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Dec 2022 01:46:30 No.2516568 Report

Quoted By: >>2516617

>>2516543
>There is not a problem of too many threads here

There is when they are all such low quality spams with no real discussion happening. Like pic related is a thread made from a shitpost on that arc'teryx general that didn't get any (you)'s so they made a thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Dec 2022 03:48:32 No.2516617 Report

Quoted By: >>2516647 >>2516675

>>2516568
Who cares?
Just ignore shitty threads .
Even if there are 50 of them, they are not hurting anything.
What's way worse is your constant complaining

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Dec 2022 06:34:03 No.2516647 Report

Quoted By: >>2516675

>>2516617
Thank you. Somebody besides me finally had the balls to call out his incessant whining about board quality which ironically lowers the board's quality every time he posts.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Dec 2022 08:25:32 No.2516675 Report

Quoted By: >>2516697

>>2516647
>>2516617
>floods /out/ with shit threads
>mods finally do something
>gets butthurt
>JuSt IgnORe TheM BrO
>multiple users comment on the shittyness
>AcTualLy YoU ComPlaiNiNG iS wOrSe

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Dec 2022 10:40:51 No.2516697 Report

Quoted By: >>2516699

>>2516675
>AcTualLy YoU ComPlaiNiNG iS wOrSe
Unironically this. Shut the fuck up already you boardshitting faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Dec 2022 11:01:57 No.2516699 Report

Quoted By: >>2516700

>>2516697
Go make another thread about how to breath outdoors properly you useless retardbaby

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Dec 2022 11:09:48 No.2516700 Report

Quoted By: >>2516702

>>2516699
Whoever created that thread still contributes more to this board than whiny bitches like you

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Dec 2022 11:15:39 No.2516702 Report

Quoted By: >>2516703

>>2516700
suck my balls retard you are whining too

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Dec 2022 11:18:33 No.2516703 Report

Quoted By: >>2516705

>>2516702
>no u

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Dec 2022 11:24:30 No.2516704 Report

Quoted By: >>2517604

>>2513697
Beat me to it. To this day nine have surpassed her. Her scenes and acting are leagues above any other pornstar. Even though she does pretty mild scenes, most without even showing her flower or a sausage. And she’s still getting better.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Dec 2022 11:26:32 No.2516705 Report

Quoted By: >>2516706

>>2516703
>oh no he's right
>wait I know what to do
>no u

All your shit threads got deleted and you are very mad that the big bad mods took them down, life's tough huh

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Dec 2022 11:37:16 No.2516706 Report

Quoted By: >>2516707

>>2516705
I never create any new threads here. I just have a distaste for persistent whiners. Cry more faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Dec 2022 11:42:10 No.2516707 Report

Quoted By: >>2516752

>>2516706
I will, and then you can complain about me complaining. I will make /out/ great again

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Dec 2022 12:20:35 No.2516713 Report

Quoted By:

degenerate wankers

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Dec 2022 15:05:39 No.2516752 Report

Quoted By: >>2516953

>>2516707
Are you able to hold down a job?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Dec 2022 21:14:41 No.2516896 Report

Quoted By:

>>2513873
why are you doing this

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Dec 2022 22:41:49 No.2516953 Report

Quoted By: >>2516996

>>2516752
Of course dumbass and guess what, I get prodeals on everything outdoor and might be the one saving your life if you get stranded in the backcountry

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Dec 2022 23:50:23 No.2516996 Report

Quoted By: >>2517031

>>2516953
If I am stranded in the backcountry , I hope you can use your autism superpowers to find my trail of shitpoasts

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2022 00:38:53 No.2517031 Report

Quoted By: >>2517038

>>2516996
unfortunately for me, if someone is hurt, I am obligated to help them now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2022 00:58:17 No.2517038 Report

Quoted By:

>>2517031
You may act tough but when you saw my /out/ patch on my little pack and I am laying in the snow half dead, your icy autistic heart would melt and we would be friends

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2022 03:49:52 No.2517135 Report

Quoted By: >>2517148 >>2517178

>>2513660
i litteraly found mine on here, on soc

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2022 04:08:50 No.2517148 Report

Quoted By: >>2517178

>>2517135
you are dating a woman (female) you met on 4chan?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2022 05:19:24 No.2517178 Report

Quoted By: >>2517190 >>2517358

>>2517148
>>2517135
yeah, im gonna need that story too. id be terrified to meet anyone from 4chan let alone have sex with one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2022 05:45:41 No.2517190 Report

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>>2517178
I met that british bloke that hitched across the country a few years ago. He was a good lad
He even kicked a cairn over in honor of /out/

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2022 15:28:20 No.2517358 Report

Quoted By:

>>2517178
I dont think anon is coming back

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2022 19:14:28 No.2517486 Report

Quoted By: >>2517516

>>2516095
well I still dont

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2022 20:21:09 No.2517516 Report

Quoted By:

>>2517486
typical

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2022 22:57:07 No.2517604 Report

Quoted By:

>>2516704
faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2022 23:06:34 No.2517607 Report

Quoted By: >>2517648 >>2517786

I don't trust anyone that says they met a woman on /soc/.
Any of those threads is 99.99% dudes. And those girls have a gorillian replies from lonely men.
But then you ask the guy that says he has met a girl from /soc/ and he's always like
>yeah bro, i have met dozens!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2022 23:16:56 No.2517610 Report

Quoted By:

>>2513660
>How do i find a girl that will go foraging with me?
Hike the PCT or AT
Lots of people meet their soul mates on these hikes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Dec 2022 00:35:30 No.2517648 Report

Quoted By: >>2517702 >>2517732

>>2517607
Every time I reveal I’m a woman anywhere on 4 Chan I get told to post tits and prove it and it turns into a 10 hr long argument so I just gave up on meeting people

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Dec 2022 01:51:32 No.2517702 Report

Quoted By:

>>2517648
>>2517648
>Every time I reveal I’m a woman

What you revealed here is that you are a liar

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Dec 2022 02:36:53 No.2517732 Report

Quoted By: >>2517757

>>2517648
why not just post tits

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Dec 2022 02:55:38 No.2517757 Report

Quoted By:

>>2517732
agreed, seems like the best way to save time
alternatively , he could also not pretend to be a woman on 4chans

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Dec 2022 04:14:46 No.2517786 Report

Quoted By:

>>2516239
>>2517607
I agree with this, highly unlikely

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 31 Dec 2022 05:23:16 No.2517816 Report

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>>2513660

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Dec 2022 14:22:01 No.2517924 Report

Quoted By: >>2517961

>>2513660
for once and for all , who is this person

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Dec 2022 16:09:14 No.2517961 Report

Quoted By: >>2517996

>>2517924
His name is Robert Paulsen, semi-famous mycologist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Dec 2022 17:48:36 No.2517996 Report

Quoted By:

>>2517961
how can you be famous just for being a misogynist ?

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