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Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2022 01:44:07 No.2517057 View View Reply Original Report

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I’m sorry, but if you’ve never shit in a hole in the woods, your not a real man.
simple as.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2022 01:48:40 No.2517059 Report

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>>2517057
I shit on the trail
No hole, no wiping, just shit, on the trail

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2022 01:49:11 No.2517060 Report

Quoted By: >>2517204

>>2517057
>digs pussy hole with his little dainty scoop
>doesn't shit in the river
>thinks he's a man

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2022 01:51:35 No.2517061 Report

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people who have never shat in the woods are not worth knowing and that includes women

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2022 02:18:11 No.2517068 Report

Quoted By: >>2517186

>>2517057
I met a chick a few weeks ago who talked about going backpacking and she said she would just take a dump near the trail without even digging a hole. She would just plop it right on top of the ground behind a bush a few feet off the trail.
I was in love but then she talked about her girlfriend and I realized she was a lesbo. Fuck, why do the good ones have to be gay /out/?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2022 02:22:21 No.2517071 Report

Quoted By: >>2517075 >>2517186 >>2517204

>digging a hole to shit
>shit is unable to properly decay and return it's matter to the soil
>fossilized useless lump of shit now stuck in that spot forever

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2022 02:25:34 No.2517075 Report

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>>2517071
>fossilized useless lump of shit now stuck in that spot forever
what a good metaphor for you average /out/ poster

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2022 02:29:30 No.2517077 Report

Quoted By: >>2517081 >>2517082 >>2517204

>>2517057
I like to me more discrete. I bring a collapsible bowl (dutch army surplus) and use that for shitting inside the comfort of my tent. It's like having a home toilet but for when you're /out. Just needs a quick rinse after use

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2022 02:35:15 No.2517080 Report

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>>2517057
i live in country that doesn’t have woods wtf did i do ? is shitting in the desert and burying it counts ? because i did

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2022 02:36:10 No.2517081 Report

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>>2517077
oh boy, I can't wait to meet you

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2022 02:37:18 No.2517082 Report

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>>2517077
Imagine the smell. It’s bad enough in a bathroom, but a tent is much smaller.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2022 04:08:47 No.2517147 Report

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>>2517081
you too fren, imagine all the things I can teach you

>>2517082
the smell doesn't stay around for too long, just a few mins, a bit of ventilation = job done

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2022 04:19:55 No.2517150 Report

Quoted By: >>2517155 >>2517163

>>2517147
>job done
Except now you have a tub of shit.
I'd rather get spotted shitting in a bush than walking through a campsite with a tub of human poo and piss

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2022 04:47:13 No.2517155 Report

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>>2517150
well it's really not that hard to get rid of, it's quick and easy. Having a tub to shit in is a more civilised way of doing things rather than the caveman approach.

Just chuck the content of the tub into a bush and give the bowl a quick rinse using some washing up detergent and move on

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2022 04:58:40 No.2517163 Report

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>>2517150
the only time my toilet system let me down was when I had a random morning boner after waking up, it was hard for me to fit my shlong into the bowl so I could both piss and shit at the same time. Had to run outside and do it the old fashioned way like OP. So if you're prone to morning boners then this system isn't for you unless you buy a bigger collapsible bowl I think sea to summit does a 10-20L one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2022 04:59:50 No.2517164 Report

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>>2517057
Damn it feels nice to be understood.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2022 05:15:39 No.2517176 Report

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>>2517057
A hole? Fucking yuppy, I shit in the ground like a man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2022 05:19:49 No.2517180 Report

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>>2517057
Shitting in your toilet at home is a modern perversion pushed by Big Sanitation.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2022 05:27:52 No.2517183 Report

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>>2517180
>Shitting in your toilet at home is a modern perversion pushed by Big Sanitation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2022 05:35:42 No.2517186 Report

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>>2517068
>>2517071
When I take a dump while out hiking I often leave the poo topside and only bury the paper. I figure the flies, bacteria, sun and elements will break it down a lot faster that way. Of course I make sure I'm a good distance from the trail so nobody has to smell it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2022 05:49:27 No.2517192 Report

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>>2517080
just use your shit to fuel your fire if you don't wanna bury it in sand, the smoke repels the mosquitoes

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2022 05:52:47 No.2517193 Report

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>>2517183
Based and toilet-witch pilled.

Always watch your 6

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2022 05:54:26 No.2517194 Report

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>>2517183
You just agreed with my entire ideology. I consider you a loyal and obedient servant of mine now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2022 06:16:57 No.2517198 Report

Quoted By: >>2517202

>>2517183
Designated shitting trail.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2022 06:27:32 No.2517201 Report

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If you never shit in a stream in the woods you arent a real man

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2022 06:27:39 No.2517202 Report

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>>2517198
kek yeah. This is a bit off topic but the best piss of my life was when I went to Egypt. Found a concrete block overlooking the great pyramids and the spynx right in the desert. That was the greatest piss of my life, it was away from all the tourists (entry point). Happened this year

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2022 06:28:23 No.2517204 Report

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>>2517057
>>2517060
>>2517071
>>2517077
>>2517080
>>2517147
Is /out/ being raided again?

MODSSSSS

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Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2022 06:33:56 No.2517209 Report

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>>2517204
>Is /out/ being raided again?
clearly someone has never shit outdoors before

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2022 09:13:58 No.2517253 Report

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>>2517204
why is taking a shit in the woods so strange to you

where else are you going to poop

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2022 10:50:14 No.2517275 Report

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>>2517209
>yeah lets just post shit instead of frogs
are you german by any chance?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2022 11:07:27 No.2517277 Report

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If you've never shit in the same hole as 30 other men that was inside a swamp so the hole had filled with water and all of it was floating you must be some kinda wuss

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2022 16:26:03 No.2517390 Report

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>>2517057
I use my e tool and flip the shovel head 90° so my balls have a sturdy, cool platform to rest on. Feel like a king half squatting, half sitting, balancing off your e tool while you harmonize with your inner Indian.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2022 17:55:43 No.2517440 Report

Quoted By: >>2518061

>>2517057
I once shit into another man's asshole to establish dominance

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Anonymous Sat 31 Dec 2022 01:00:51 No.2517670 Report

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>>2517204
>MODSSSSS
go outside son.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Dec 2022 19:41:30 No.2518061 Report

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>>2517440
based

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