Hey YOU! Yeah YOU! I just hiked the Appalachian Trail! Bet you feel pretty jealous eh? Not everyone can hike a trail as long as the APPALACHIAN TRAIL! Heh yeah you might go hiking but it’s child’s play when compared with what I went through. Stick to the state park kiddo, because I’ve seen things on the APPALACHIAN TRAIL that would make your FUCKING skin crawl. Believe me it’s not for the faint of heart, so leave it up to the big boys okay?