I decided to take a early morning hike to relax my mind and get some good /out/ therapy instead of being a basement dweller. Well I did that, I got out this morning at 3 am and went for a hike only to be greeted by a massive strobing unidentified ball of light in the distance. I just wanted to have a nice hike but no instead I have to be the one to capture first contact of the aliens. You know how lame I would look to an alien in my north face puffer jacket and Nike sweat pants after finishing a 0.5 km hike from the parking lot to the top of the mountain? Like a fucking retard, I would look like a fucking retard. My god I chose the wrong fucking day to go for an /out/ing.