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Anonymous Thu 09 Feb 2023 20:31:44 No.2536816 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>2536820 >>2536825 >>2536832 >>2536885 >>2536918 >>2536988 >>2539779 >>2539782 >>2539831 >>2539967 >>2541380 >>2541409 >>2542305 >>2542326 >>2543568 >>2543781 >>2543792 >>2544696

Your bush plane has just crash landed in a large forest with nobody around for 500 miles.

How do you survive?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Feb 2023 20:36:34 No.2536820 Report

Quoted By: >>2536821

>>2536816
Find a river and start walking

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Feb 2023 20:37:26 No.2536821 Report

Quoted By: >>2536972

>>2536820
You can't possibly walk 500 miles without provisions.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Feb 2023 20:45:43 No.2536824 Report

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>you live in a tree
how do you survive?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Feb 2023 20:46:51 No.2536825 Report

Quoted By: >>2536828 >>2536830

>>2536816
Which forest? What time of year? What kind of plane? What am I wearing? What are the other people in the plane wearing? What supplies was the plane carrying?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Feb 2023 20:49:11 No.2536828 Report

Quoted By: >>2536860 >>2536988

>>2536825
Same scenario of the book "Hatchet"

Not sure about the plane. Some single engine thing. Wearing normal clothes; denim pants and a cotton shirt. There is a survival kit but it's at the bottom of the lake you crashed into. It's only you and the pilot, who is dead and wearing the same clothes as you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Feb 2023 20:50:37 No.2536830 Report

Quoted By: >>2537793

>>2536825
Also it's the boreal forest in mid summer

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Feb 2023 20:56:54 No.2536832 Report

Quoted By: >>2536836

>>2536816
My mother was a whore and I don’t deserve to live.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Feb 2023 21:01:23 No.2536836 Report

Quoted By: >>2536843

>>2536832
I'm sorry to hear that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Feb 2023 21:14:22 No.2536843 Report

Quoted By: >>2536848

>>2536836
Did you actually read the book?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Feb 2023 21:22:39 No.2536848 Report

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>>2536843
Long ago.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Feb 2023 21:33:57 No.2536860 Report

Quoted By: >>2536862 >>2539145

>>2536828
I think I read that book in 2nd grade. I don't remember any of it.
With what I know now? I'd probably butcher out the pilot and see if I could dry some of the meat or at least attract an animal that I could eat. I'd probably see how much forest I could get burning and just wait for the firefighters. I'd be out in a day. I'd spend the wait time coming up with a story to explain why the pilot is was cut open.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Feb 2023 21:36:49 No.2536862 Report

Quoted By: >>2536875

>>2536860
>I'd be out in a day
Maybe with suuuper luck from the forest fire fighters. It's still going to take a while to even make a fire.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Feb 2023 22:18:02 No.2536875 Report

Quoted By: >>2536880

>>2536862
>It's still going to take a while to even make a fire.
I literally have a plane. The battery alone will start a thousand fires.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Feb 2023 22:34:05 No.2536880 Report

Quoted By: >>2536891

>>2536875
in the book the plane us under water, but ok.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Feb 2023 22:36:07 No.2536881 Report

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i'd the emergency button on my garmin and take a nap till the helicopter taxi arrived. ciao!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Feb 2023 22:56:49 No.2536885 Report

Quoted By: >>2536888 >>2536896

>>2536816
>Take a picture of the crash site asking if making it back counts as backpacking or thru hiking.
>Wait for the heated discussion to turn into a competition about who can do it the fastest.
> Kill the ultralight 110 pound manlet who turns up without supplies, muscles or energy to defend themselves
> Hike back

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Feb 2023 22:59:59 No.2536888 Report

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>>2536885
You are alone in the woods. Sicko.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Feb 2023 23:18:13 No.2536891 Report

Quoted By: >>2536930

>>2536880
My EDC includes firestarting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Feb 2023 23:24:42 No.2536896 Report

Quoted By: >>2536975

>>2536885
Alternatives...

Start fishing, doesn't matter whether you have equipment. It's better if it's out of season, and you don't have a license. Get a ride from the fish and game ranger who comes to give you shit.

Carry a piece of fiber optic cable in your EDC. If you're lost, bury it in a shallow trench. Get a ride from the backhoe driver who tries to cut it.

Scratch the words "Convenience Store" into a piece of wood and lay your EDC out on a log. Craft a deadfall to kill the melanin enhanced individual who shows up to rob you, and take his ride.

Start jerking off. Get a ride from your mom when she walks up on you with the laundry.

Start making "it's ok to be white" memes with a stick in the dirt. Steal the DNC bus that brings in the "mostly peaceful" protestors.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Feb 2023 23:52:57 No.2536910 Report

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i'd enjoy some goddamn peace and quiet for once

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2023 00:13:42 No.2536915 Report

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If this was a sceneio where i would be picked up after a search party I would stay put and have some signal fires ready. If nobody was coming I would fashion a flotation device out of the wreckage and float down the nearest river. I could make 15 miles in a day just floating, and if it was summer I wouldnt get cold. I would eat bugs and crustations raw. No fire or supplies needed

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2023 00:22:02 No.2536918 Report

Quoted By: >>2536970

>>2536816
Didn't this actually happen to a woman? She just followed a river until she found a fishing shack an waited there until the owner came.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2023 00:42:07 No.2536930 Report

Quoted By: >>2536938

>>2536891
Horizon is roughly 15 mi of visibility at ground level, pretend it’s 100 from a small plane, maybe a S&R team following the flight plan would spot your fire, but it’s far from a guarantee.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2023 00:55:34 No.2536938 Report

Quoted By: >>2536941

>>2536930
In a conifer forest, it's pretty easy to make a fire big enough to be seen from space. I'll be fine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2023 00:57:06 No.2536941 Report

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>>2536938
That’s truly unfortunate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2023 02:34:55 No.2536970 Report

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>>2536918
scandinavian chick i think, put jet fuel/gasolene in a cut she had to get rid of maggots or whatever, went down a river and found a village

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2023 02:39:47 No.2536972 Report

Quoted By: >>2536983 >>2537798 >>2538225

>>2536821
Nowhere in the US has any land that's more than 10 miles from the road.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2023 02:43:31 No.2536975 Report

Quoted By:

>>2536896
Kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2023 02:55:15 No.2536981 Report

Quoted By:

Wasn’t part of this book series that there was some Native American dude living out in the woods like a mile from where the plane crashed? And he didn’t go looking for the kid when he saw smoke because he figured it was just another guy living out there

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2023 02:56:42 No.2536983 Report

Quoted By: >>2541400

>>2536972
there's plenty
central idaho has a lot of it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2023 03:09:13 No.2536988 Report

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>>2536816
>How do you survive?
use the radio in the plane to call for help
>b.but y-
shortwave
>THE PLANE IS AT THE BOTTOM
if the plane crashes into water and I can't use the radio then I would be underwater but you never stated that so I have time to use the radio and the dead piolet as a flotation device

>>2536828
>There is a survival kit but it's at the bottom of the lake you crashed into.
swim down if possible

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Feb 2023 03:51:13 No.2537793 Report

Quoted By:

>>2536830
>boreal forest in mid summer
Easy mode. Any healthy fully-grown man can survive for a few weeks just by finding a river and eating random bugs, fish, and shellfish. The only demoralizing thing is knowing if someone's searching for you or not. But I guess a large enough forest fire can do the trick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Feb 2023 04:03:17 No.2537798 Report

Quoted By: >>2538240 >>2539924

>>2536972
Dumbass. The Bridger-Teton Wilderness in Wyoming and the Frank Church-River of No Return Wilderness in Idaho both have many, many spots that are more than that far from a road. And that's "as the crow flies" - there are far more places that require more than 10 miles of offroad to access.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2023 02:51:24 No.2538225 Report

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>>2536972
Lmao pure retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2023 03:28:20 No.2538240 Report

Quoted By: >>2538241 >>2538254 >>2541400

>>2537798
Oh wow two places, TWO places. Remind me how your country isn't hyper modernized again?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2023 03:29:18 No.2538241 Report

Quoted By: >>2538244

>>2538240
>your country
you don't even live here and know jack shit
LOL

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2023 03:32:17 No.2538244 Report

Quoted By: >>2538247

>>2538241
Congrats turbo autist, you're still stuck on the previous post. Hyper modernized failure Tbh.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2023 03:37:16 No.2538247 Report

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>>2538244
t. faggot cuck who has never been anywhere in the u.s. and has utterly no comprehension of how vast and varied the geography is
LOL

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2023 03:45:39 No.2538254 Report

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>>2538240
fucking turbo autists lmao
just admit you're wrong

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2023 03:23:47 No.2539145 Report

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>>2536860
>I'd probably butcher out the pilot and see if I could dry some of the meat or at least attract an animal that I could eat
Funny you say that because that's close to what happened in the book. The plane crashed into a small lake, and the main character was surviving on fish for a while. He took a swim to see if there was anything salvageable off the plane and found out the fish he'd been eating had been feeding off the dead pilot.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 16 Feb 2023 14:00:18 No.2539779 Report

Quoted By: >>2539808 >>2539827

>>2536816
befriend an injun

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Feb 2023 14:09:04 No.2539782 Report

Quoted By:

>>2536816
I don't survive. I thrive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Feb 2023 15:04:02 No.2539808 Report

Quoted By:

>>2539779
I don't think there are any more wild injuns in the boreal forest.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Feb 2023 16:01:03 No.2539827 Report

Quoted By:

>>2539779
holy shit that's the first novel I ever read when I was a kid. I forget it existed. thanks for the nostalgia.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Feb 2023 16:15:08 No.2539831 Report

Quoted By: >>2539832

>>2536816
It is 2023 and I am not poor, so I pull out my iPhone 14 Pro and use the built in Satellite SOS feature to call for help.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Feb 2023 16:16:27 No.2539832 Report

Quoted By: >>2539906

>>2539831
You crash landed in water. Might not work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Feb 2023 19:27:38 No.2539906 Report

Quoted By:

>>2539832
Good thing the iPhone is water resistant and I keep mine in a waterproof case.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Feb 2023 20:38:22 No.2539924 Report

Quoted By: >>2540006

>>2537798
I'm looking at Bridger-Teton and the farthest spot from a road I can find is still only 17 miles from one.
And that spot is less than 3 miles from a ranger station, several established campsites, and an outfitters camp.
Is this really the best "wilderness" the Lower 48 can boast?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Feb 2023 20:47:56 No.2539930 Report

Quoted By: >>2539941 >>2540329

if it's alaska im dead from the water unless i can start a fire within 10minutes, which i probably can't from the shaking and being unprepared. (oh no the planes crashing, let me just sit here and not grab my emergency water proof duffle bag that's always under my seat when i travel)

if it's any other state i just turn 360 degrees and walk out. there will be a cabin, logging road, highway or camp ground within a days walk.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Feb 2023 21:23:44 No.2539941 Report

Quoted By:

>>2539930
It's the dead center of the boreal forest

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Feb 2023 22:40:48 No.2539967 Report

Quoted By: >>2540380

>>2536816
My name is Brian so I got the nickname Hatch in elementary

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Feb 2023 00:43:48 No.2540006 Report

Quoted By:

>>2539924
central idaho
https://youtu.be/w3sRHar1Buk?t=553

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Feb 2023 16:41:33 No.2540329 Report

Quoted By:

>>2539930
It's the boreal forest in summer time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Feb 2023 18:42:31 No.2540380 Report

Quoted By:

>>2539967
not a bad nickname, did it stick?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2023 16:56:55 No.2541369 Report

Quoted By:

I build comfy shelter and fish gor fud :D

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2023 17:12:48 No.2541380 Report

Quoted By: >>2541387

>>2536816
I build a 400 log sky scraper, harvest local cannibals for bones, build endless traps, search caves for more items, etc

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2023 17:16:10 No.2541387 Report

Quoted By: >>2541441

>>2541380
This isn't minecraft

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2023 17:32:48 No.2541400 Report

Quoted By:

>>2538240
>a couple backcountry roads that lead to a local town with less than 100 people
>hypermodernized
Do you think all of Idaho is Boise or something?

>>2536983
Was just in Challis not long ago, Copper Basin is great fun

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2023 17:39:12 No.2541409 Report

Quoted By: >>2541415 >>2543589

>>2536816
Stay put. It most likely has a tranponder and gps tracking. Create a bonfire to light when search parties start searching.
And why dont you have a sat phone or Garming inreach for a bush plane.
Its 2023 if you get stranded you made poor decisions.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2023 17:45:42 No.2541415 Report

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>>2541409
This

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2023 18:05:58 No.2541441 Report

Quoted By:

>>2541387
You are correct, it isn'

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2023 23:28:56 No.2542305 Report

Quoted By:

>>2536816
Well assuming I'm stuck in a limbo where no help is coming, I don't think I'd last for a very long time. I'd probably die of exposure or I'd starve to death

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Feb 2023 00:05:44 No.2542326 Report

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>>2536816
I probably dont.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Feb 2023 07:14:03 No.2543568 Report

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>>2536816
If he had zero hesitation and had understood his predicament immediately, then he could have sliced some bacon off that dead pilot....

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Feb 2023 08:33:26 No.2543589 Report

Quoted By: >>2544206

>>2541409
>Its 2023 if you get stranded you made poor decisions.
I wish it wasnt 2023. Shave off 60 years and I might enjoy myself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Feb 2023 19:14:08 No.2543781 Report

Quoted By:

>>2536816
Fix the plane and leave

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Feb 2023 19:47:21 No.2543792 Report

Quoted By: >>2543875

>>2536816
I pray to mother earth and thank her for keeping me alive.

I meditate to become one with my environment and to awaken my instinctual survival skills honed by my ancestors.

I forage for my food while collecting enough for my animal brethren to pay tribute to them for allowing me to live off their land in peace.

I sleep under the stars naked just as nature intended.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Feb 2023 22:47:22 No.2543875 Report

Quoted By: >>2543877

>>2543792
>Sir, this is a Wendys

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Feb 2023 22:57:15 No.2543877 Report

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>>2543875

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2023 07:55:53 No.2544206 Report

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>>2543589
all that safety takes the fun out of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Feb 2023 06:29:01 No.2544670 Report

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Start a cheeky fire and see if anyone comes to find me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Feb 2023 08:39:20 No.2544696 Report

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>>2536816
>Begin cutting dog hair and standing dead trees with my katanaboy.
>Make a camp to store all of the dead wood I'm collecting.
>Spend half of the days I have food rationed for, cutting dead wood.
>At the midway point, make the mother of all bonfires.
>Imma show up on every downward facing satellite camera from the UV to the fat infrared.
>If I don't have much food? Find my way to low elevations and set a hill or mountainside on fire.

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