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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2023 13:42:27 No.2537128 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>2537136 >>2537170 >>2537293 >>2537327 >>2537386 >>2537682 >>2537921 >>2537961 >>2538146 >>2539288 >>2539408 >>2539728

>you're deep off trail
>all alone
>you've set up camp for the night
>as you admire the last of the sunlight you hear something
>you turn to see
>Bam Margera
>on crack and drunk
>he's staring directly at you rambling incoherently
WWYD?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2023 14:03:07 No.2537136 Report

Quoted By: >>2537150 >>2537685

>>2537128
get close to him, whisper in his ear
>you were the weakest link on Jackass, Dunn died because of you, your wife is fucking other men
walk away

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2023 15:19:14 No.2537150 Report

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>>2537136

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2023 16:49:33 No.2537170 Report

Quoted By: >>2537171

>>2537128
its benzos that give you those puffy cheeks, isnt it? his deformities look exactly like on the pill abusing moms of some of my childhood friends

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2023 16:50:22 No.2537171 Report

Quoted By: >>2537172

>>2537170
I'm sure it's alcohol. I was on xanax for awhile, years, and it thinned my face out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2023 16:52:24 No.2537172 Report

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>>2537171
ah, yea, they did all drink

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2023 17:47:13 No.2537185 Report

Quoted By: >>2537388

Shoot him dead to end his miserable existence

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2023 21:17:31 No.2537284 Report

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look at his face lmfao

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2023 21:42:07 No.2537293 Report

Quoted By: >>2537310

>>2537128
>Bang margarine
>5'8
Kick up some dust and push him like a toddler, or alternatively climb into my hammock, he can't reach it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2023 22:12:08 No.2537310 Report

Quoted By: >>2537313

>>2537293
he could poke you with stick

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2023 22:15:09 No.2537313 Report

Quoted By: >>2537329

>>2537310
my stick is obviously longer, if he picked up a stick thats too long he would fall over from being short.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2023 22:33:07 No.2537327 Report

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>>2537128
When I first saw this I legit thought he was an actor playing a zombie or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2023 22:34:16 No.2537329 Report

Quoted By: >>2537337

>>2537313
this is how you get out of control escalation with both parties finding bigger and bigger sticks until mutually assured destruction is guaranteed

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2023 22:49:08 No.2537337 Report

Quoted By: >>2537338 >>2537359

>>2537329
no, this is how you establish a power hierarchy and put an end to further escalation. the party that is able to find AND wield the bigger stick WILL come out victorious, establishing the undisputable fact that HE is in fact the superior one in the encounter, causing surrender, retreat and/or pleas for mercy from the other (now former) combatant.

me being 6'3 (6'5 on tinder), considerably well built and barang margarita being consideraby shorter at 5'8, and much more inebriated than I am, also his body being much older and weakend by substance abuse, I would be safe to assume that I WILL find a bigger stick, which I WILL be able to wield much more effectively than he could, putting an end to this ridiculous argument about sticks and alcoholics.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2023 22:50:22 No.2537338 Report

Quoted By: >>2537342

>>2537337
what happens if Bam Margera whips out his cock and starts masturbating in a crack fuelled fap session.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2023 22:58:57 No.2537342 Report

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>>2537338
that's where I start shooting. im not getting second-hand horseAIDS or whatever the fuck he likely has, just because he wants to suck my peepee for the 10 bucks i keep in my socks to buy heroin (he wants to buy heroin, I just keep 10 bucks in my socks, figured that was important to note because of the phrasing)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2023 23:49:22 No.2537359 Report

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>>2537337
Ahh, but he’s smaller and therefore more nimble. He could easily whip out his gun and blast you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Feb 2023 01:07:01 No.2537386 Report

Quoted By:

>>2537128
hey man you're DUNN

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Feb 2023 01:08:39 No.2537388 Report

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>>2537185
This plus use him as bait for bears.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Feb 2023 21:07:16 No.2537682 Report

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>>2537128
jesus, bam fell off so fucking hard.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 11 Feb 2023 21:19:14 No.2537685 Report

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>>2537136
sometimes the earth rocks you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Feb 2023 12:41:40 No.2537921 Report

Quoted By: >>2537957 >>2539277

>>2537128
Bam is looking rough but that pic is definitely one of those stupid aging filters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Feb 2023 14:51:41 No.2537957 Report

Quoted By: >>2537977 >>2539277

>>2537921
no that's actually him reverse search the photo

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Feb 2023 14:55:34 No.2537961 Report

Quoted By: >>2538011

>>2537128
I unironically have no idea who this is. Must be another American e-celeb.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Feb 2023 15:27:15 No.2537977 Report

Quoted By: >>2539277

>>2537957
Jesus

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Feb 2023 17:32:00 No.2538011 Report

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>>2537961
I only know who it is because I used to skateboard, apparently he was on a show where he did gross stuff with his friends called Jackass which is way more popular than his skateboarding (which was always shit).

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Feb 2023 18:50:47 No.2538030 Report

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https://youtu.be/ojnpOs2g8No

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Feb 2023 19:40:01 No.2538045 Report

Quoted By: >>2538057

People give Bam so much shit it pisses me off.
He's a real talented and smart guy who has been the mastermind behind a lot of shit throughout his life.
Just because he had/has a drug and alcohol addiction people try to discredit him excessively..
It's fucked up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Feb 2023 20:30:06 No.2538057 Report

Quoted By: >>2539403

>>2538045
It's almost as if everyone fucking hates druggies, now go overdose and die.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2023 00:21:08 No.2538146 Report

Quoted By: >>2538190 >>2538199

>>2537128
I would like to point out that he is only 43.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2023 01:17:33 No.2538190 Report

Quoted By: >>2538196 >>2538199

>>2538146
It’s not always the years, sometimes it’s the mileage and maintenance schedule.

Bam looks like he’s been running on cheap gas and late oil changes for a long, long time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2023 01:28:12 No.2538196 Report

Quoted By: >>2538199

>>2538190
That was kinda my point haha,
Getting facefucked by your own life choices can leave some wrinkles

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2023 01:35:33 No.2538199 Report

Quoted By: >>2538202 >>2539467

>>2538146
>>2538190
>>2538196
I just turned 30 and people are amazed to learn that I'm not 22. Personally I think I'm ugly as fuck but it's nice to hear

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2023 01:48:45 No.2538202 Report

Quoted By: >>2539283

>>2538199
Why would you EVER admit to being a manlet? The CIA could not get this information out of me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2023 11:22:11 No.2539277 Report

Quoted By:

>>2537921
>>2537957
>>2537977
yeah he's turning into what he hates most, his Dad

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2023 11:45:03 No.2539283 Report

Quoted By: >>2539286

>>2538202
I'm 6ft what the fuck are you talking about how did you get height from that post

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2023 11:47:21 No.2539286 Report

Quoted By: >>2539290

>>2539283
Lad... you're 6ft in your dreams. You're closer to 5'6 aren't you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2023 12:02:39 No.2539288 Report

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>>2537128

I throw him a fish so he wouldn't go hungry

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2023 12:07:05 No.2539290 Report

Quoted By:

>>2539286
6ft and 88kg

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2023 19:38:37 No.2539403 Report

Quoted By:

>>2538057
speak for yourself faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2023 19:54:33 No.2539408 Report

Quoted By:

>>2537128
why does he look like that dude that hadnt showered for 80 years or so and was smoking poop

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2023 21:43:17 No.2539467 Report

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>>2538199
I'm also about 30 and people always think I'm 25 at most. I dont understand how, one look at my hairline should make it obvious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Feb 2023 09:49:03 No.2539728 Report

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>>2537128
throw fake plastic snakes at him.

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