>>2546381Tea candles keep a tent warm in winter. Don't suffocate or burn your tent down like a tard.
2 or 3 shitty tarps do just as well as the $400 tent if you set them up right.
If you have pale skin, you're a mark.
If you're fat, you're a mark.
If you have nice shoes, you're a mark.
If you have dangling jewelry, you're a mark.
If you seem nervous, you're a mark.
If you seem trusting, you're a mark.
The woods behind Walmart ARE a good camping spot.
Do not have a fucking fire in street view.
The Police WILL fuck with you at every encounter.
Normal people WILL call the police if they spot you.
Deranged hobos WILL steal all your shit AT LEAST ONCE.
DO NOT STORE YOUR VALUABLES IN YOUR TENT! DO NOT CARRY ALL YOUR MONEY ON YOU!
Everyone is a friend during the day. NOONE is a friend at night.
Cigarettes' are invaluable, especially if you don't smoke.
Bathroom sinks are good sources for non-potable water, but restaurants are required to give free water in certain areas.
The water in the pond is probably not drinkable, but still works fine for washing your clothes/yourself (do so in the dark, out of view)
You had BETTER be able to defend yourself as violently as possible
You had BETTER be able to sew, because an invasive tree branch during the 3am monsoon will make your dollar store rain fly holier than the bible.
You had BETTER have friends in the area.
Not that I would know.
