>>2549336If you want to escape the fat ass people you're shit out of luck. We have a saying, the only way you tell the difference between a Maine woman and a moose is that one's wearing flannel. It's fucking true.
Other than that, though, yeah, it's great. I think our motto should be the state of functional addicts. Everyone is drunk, high, or hopped up on pills all the time but there's like no violence and not even much property crime, people just live and let live for the most part. Old woodsfags are gruff but friendly and we are good about helping people out when they are in trouble, all our population is concentrated along the coast and in the south so the woods in the north and west of the state, places like the Allagash are empty as fuck. We have a very work hard/play hard culture up here, we bust ass at work but then party our ass off at home, no one can work an 8 hour shift while hungover as balls like a Mainefag can. This state is great for hunting, fishing, camping and absolutely stellar for powersports hobbies, if you like dirt bikes, ATVs or snowmobiles this is a great place to go.
Problems you will have to deal with are mostly winter related. Heat and electricity is fucking expensive, our roads are maintained like shit and not plowed well in some areas, so you need to keep a 4WD or AWD car with really good tires on it, and keeping the car legally on the road can be a bitch because our inspection shops are fucking Nazis. Other than that your biggest problem is drunk drivers which is a rampant problem in this state, they're way more likely to kill you on the road than a deer or a moose is.
Fuck people who say fuck off we're full, we need more /out/fags to balance out all the cityfags trying to turn this state into California. Get the fuck up here and help us get that bitch Janet Mills out of the Blaine house
