>be me, floridafag
>go out hiking at a hunting area in the brush
> ~85 degrees out (not even that bad desu)
>get 3/4 of the way to my destination, realize i forgot to bring enough water
>cant make it back, eventually have to call ambulance
>heat exhaustion and dehydration, have to get an IV for three hours

here's the thing: when i was trying to get back to my truck, i was so thirsty that I drank a little bit from a stream. I made sure to only drink where the water was moving, but anyone in florida knows how fucking disgusting the water here can be. it didn't taste bad, but there was algae and tadpoles nearby. I don't have any health insurance so when they offered me treatment for it i declined since i'm fucking poor now probably and can't afford it

should I be prepared to start shitting all over myself within the next 24-48 hours? what do?
also
>by the time i was released from the hospital, the park gate was closed with my truck still inside (parking lot is much further down, out of sight)
>fate of my truck is unknown

How was YOUR saint patrick's day, /out/?