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Anonymous Fri 24 Mar 2023 22:57:47 No.2557892 View View Reply Original Report

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> toss whole potato into fire
> wait 30 minutes
> enjoy

there is no /out/ cooking that is more convenient

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Mar 2023 23:11:00 No.2557901 Report

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Does this actually work

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Mar 2023 23:18:05 No.2557904 Report

Quoted By: >>2558231

>>2557892
>take the bus to the edge of town because gas for your Citroen is too expensive
>walk 3km down a private farm road
>hide in a small patch of bushes for two days
>eat plain potatoes with burned skin covered in ash
>tell everyone about your epic backpacking trip
Sounds fun Anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Mar 2023 23:46:50 No.2557916 Report

Quoted By: >>2561249

>>2557901
Yep. I've done it with a whole onion in aluminum foil as well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Mar 2023 23:56:08 No.2557922 Report

Quoted By: >>2557937

>>2557892
Carrying bloody potatos is not convenient or worth it, but that does look delicious with some butter and a good dash of salt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Mar 2023 23:58:19 No.2557925 Report

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>>2557892
Are you upset because you were called out in the food thread?

>>2557901
Yup congrats you just wasted a potato.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Mar 2023 00:03:41 No.2557929 Report

Quoted By: >>2557971

>>2557892
>You’ve never camped more than a few days, and only in fair weather. You’re fat. You’ve never hiked more than a few miles, and even then your focus was on camping rather than hiking. Your feet are softer than the inside of a vagina. You think pemmican and whole potatoes are a good choice for hiking food. You don’t have a plan (probably the most important). You think pack weight isn’t important. You have no idea what you’re doing.

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Anonymous Sat 25 Mar 2023 00:12:15 No.2557934 Report

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>>2557892
You can do this with every fruit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Mar 2023 00:14:16 No.2557937 Report

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>>2557922
>carrying a potato is not convenient
You need someone to spoon-feed you from the gerber jar or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Mar 2023 00:20:36 No.2557941 Report

Quoted By: >>2557945 >>2557955

>cold day
>throw a potato in some foil and put it over the fire for a bit
>put it in pocket as a hand warmer
>open it up later and enjoy a baked potato
literally no downsides

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Mar 2023 00:21:52 No.2557945 Report

Quoted By: >>2557958

>>2557941
The downside is that afterwards, you have one less potato

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Mar 2023 00:31:18 No.2557955 Report

Quoted By: >>2557981 >>2558014

>>2557941
>literally no downsides
baked potatoes are 26 kcal/oz
typical hiking food is 80kcal/oz to 120kcal/oz
an endurance athlete's diet would likely have no food items below 120kcal/oz
and all foods without water weight are ateast around 145kcal/oz
most of a potato's weight is water. that means most of what you're carrying isn't food just dead weight/space.
guess it doesn't matter if you only hike 10 miles before setting up camp but it does if you're doing anything remotely challenging outdoors.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Mar 2023 00:33:04 No.2557956 Report

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powdered mashed potatoes are the real outdoorsman's choice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Mar 2023 00:37:16 No.2557958 Report

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>>2557945
But the good folks of Idaho are always growing more

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Mar 2023 01:09:23 No.2557971 Report

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>>2557929
Holy crap, that’s mine. Keep fighting the good fight, Anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Mar 2023 01:18:09 No.2557981 Report

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>>2557955
A lot of /out/ and nearly all of Europe doesn’t know the difference between hiking and camping. In Europe, even the term “backpacking” just means taking a train from town to town.

So if you’re camping, there’s nothing too terrible about a backed potato. But yeah, it’s a shitty hiking food.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Mar 2023 01:40:38 No.2557986 Report

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>>2557901
Obviously not. Besides the disgusting burnt tater taste you will waste 40% of the tater. The proper way to cook any tuber/bulb/rhizome without any cookware or foil is to heat rocks inna fire, put em inna pit, wrap food in wet grass or leaves, put it on the hot rocks, cover with dirt, and leave it for a few hours. When you dig it up it'll be cooked tender but not burned. This works for meat too. I cooked a whole pig for a wedding this way, but I wrapped it in wet burlap.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Mar 2023 01:51:42 No.2557988 Report

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>>2557986
>Chaos erupts at local wedding as uninvited man digs up charred pig corpse wrapped in wet fabric and offers it to bride in exchange for feet pics: more at eleven

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Mar 2023 01:58:50 No.2557991 Report

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>>2557901
No

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Mar 2023 02:22:56 No.2558000 Report

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>>2557901
kinda
depends on the size of the potato.
it's better to wrap them so the skin isn't ruined

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Mar 2023 02:50:45 No.2558005 Report

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>>2557988
Ha! It was my brother's wedding and the mushroom tea was strong, but the pig turned out perfect. It cooked for 12 hours.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Mar 2023 03:17:17 No.2558013 Report

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>>2557986
>you will waste 40% of the tater.
oh right, good point anon,
doing a tater that way is probably like 10-15 kcal/oz tops because you're wasting half of it.
>>2557986
>>2557988
i used to fuck a lot of yellow bitches which led to cooking a lot of whole and half pigs in public seattle parks. coincidentally i was also probably on shrooms or something not far off every time i've cooked one too :^)
that's not far off from how lechon is traditionally cooked, and that method comes out way better than the open flame method.
next time you do a pig that way let the skin go extra crispy and get like 5 bottles of mang tomas all purpose sauce. paired with beer of course.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Mar 2023 03:22:36 No.2558014 Report

Quoted By: >>2558019

>>2557955
read the fucking post sperg. nothing about hiking. just convenient /out/ cooking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Mar 2023 03:33:21 No.2558019 Report

Quoted By: >>2558065 >>2558066

>>2558014
you said theres no downsides
love me a tater too (eating one right now because of this thread) but there is a big one that may or may not matter depending on what you're out there to do.
>sperg
try athlete
l2nutrition

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Mar 2023 03:41:15 No.2558022 Report

Quoted By: >>2558082

>>2558005
And the feet pics?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Mar 2023 03:52:48 No.2558029 Report

Quoted By: >>2559085 >>2561253

> toss whole potato into fire
> fire tosses potato back
what do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Mar 2023 04:20:26 No.2558034 Report

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>>2557901
No, you throw them deep into the ashes once the fire is almost out, than it works and its super tasty. I've done that since childhood, its common knowledge here (Europe).
Throw them in the fire and they get burnt, obviously.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Mar 2023 07:22:56 No.2558065 Report

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>>2558019
I ain't said shit about downsides. Just noting that you did not read OP and that you are, in fact, autistic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Mar 2023 07:23:57 No.2558066 Report

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>>2558019
>try athlete

post physique or kys

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Mar 2023 10:39:04 No.2558078 Report

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>>2557901
wrap them in aluminium and throw in hot ash

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Mar 2023 11:13:08 No.2558082 Report

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>>2558022
No pics. I'll get some this summer though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Mar 2023 11:14:49 No.2558085 Report

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>>2558013
I'll try that mang tomas sauce, thanks for the tip.

Madsen Maskingevær !!o9Rj2xAYif5

Madsen Maskingevær !!o9Rj2xAYif5 Sat 25 Mar 2023 11:36:26 No.2558092 Report

Quoted By: >>2558232

>>2557892
this is kinda like when i discovered "ash eggs"
>use your knife to drill a small hole in the top of the egg shell
>take small twig, into hole, swirl around
>place on damp coals, not super hot
>when egg starts bubbling out the hole, done
fucking delicious

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Mar 2023 11:59:54 No.2558097 Report

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>>2557901
Yes but you have to use two of them. The first burns more than the second because it is first, so the second one comes out just right.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 25 Mar 2023 15:37:17 No.2558165 Report

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>>2557988

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Anonymous Sat 25 Mar 2023 17:21:46 No.2558231 Report

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>>2557904
>>take the bus to the edge of town because gas for your Citroen is too expensive
>>walk 3km down a private farm road
>>hide in a small patch of bushes for two days
>>eat plain potatoes with burned skin covered in ash
>>tell everyone about your epic backpacking trip
that actually sounds like a hell of a good time. you dont have to climb the hanshu pass to have a satisfying camping trip anon, finding some hidden spot within close proximity to civilization is arguably more based as it requires some ingenuity to discover and maintain. i have a few secret spots in my area that are dead quiet and you wouldnt even know the city is beyond the next ridge

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Mar 2023 17:23:18 No.2558232 Report

Quoted By: >>2558244

>>2558092
>>take small twig, into hole, swirl around
>>bits of twig break off into the egg
>>consume unknown poisonous tree bark material
>>start hallucinating madly and end up cutting off your own penis with your hatchet thinking it was a mushroom
captcha: gw GAY

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Mar 2023 17:50:53 No.2558244 Report

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>>2558232
Retard, you're suppose to strip the bark before hand, just like you would when roasting marshmallows, or cooking hotdogs or fish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Mar 2023 18:07:02 No.2558253 Report

Quoted By: >>2558255

>>2557892
>>2557901
Wrap it in aluminum foil and it takes longer than 30 minutes but it works

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Mar 2023 18:08:02 No.2558255 Report

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>>2558253
That's just a baked potato at that point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Mar 2023 18:09:59 No.2558257 Report

Quoted By: >>2558321

>>2557986
How hard is it to cook a whole pig? My buddies and I want to do it but it looked complicated. How do you know when it's done if it's buried and covered? And what finishing temperature do you go for, do you get it up to like 200F to make pulled pork or what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Mar 2023 20:17:33 No.2558321 Report

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>>2558257
We cheated and cut the pig up first. It was really easy and maybe I just got lucky but there's a few key things: Use more rocks or hot coals than you think you'll need, soak the burlap overnight, and give it plenty of time to cook. If you use enough hot rocks/coals and wet burlap (or banana leaves it you do it Hawaiian style) it'll come out with the meat falling off the bone. I think we just settled on 12 hours because that's what I remember from childhood. You could practice with any smaller chunk of meat like a pork or beef roast.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Mar 2023 22:44:22 No.2558379 Report

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>>2557892
Based papa a las brasas bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Mar 2023 11:10:17 No.2559080 Report

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This >>2557892 kill the hiker.

Good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Mar 2023 11:15:31 No.2559085 Report

Quoted By: >>2561253

>>2558029
>"hot potato!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Mar 2023 11:41:51 No.2559092 Report

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Protip: Always order an extra order of fries. Dehydrate them on the counter and save them up until you have a 5 pound bag. Take them with you on camping trips and add them to your Mountain House™ meals.

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Anonymous Mon 27 Mar 2023 14:37:09 No.2559170 Report

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I do this when going to my favorite camping spot. It's a 110km bicycle ride to get there, and 1 hour before getting to my spot there's a store. So I stop there and stock up on potatoes and whatever other food items I want.

I am salivating already!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 31 Mar 2023 06:34:47 No.2560935 Report

Quoted By: >>2561249

>>2557901
>>2557892
Yes. Slice the potato in half, a dash of salt and a dollup of butter, wrap in foil, put near fire for thirty minutes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 31 Mar 2023 06:40:44 No.2560936 Report

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>>2557892
https://youtu.be/1sFyrfqTdcg

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 31 Mar 2023 13:31:26 No.2561008 Report

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>>2557901
works a lot better in foil. you waste a ton of the potato if you toss it in whole with no protection.

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Anonymous Fri 31 Mar 2023 23:35:11 No.2561249 Report

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>>2557916
>>2560935
just coat it in a thick layer of clay.
works great and no foil

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Anonymous Fri 31 Mar 2023 23:43:20 No.2561253 Report

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>>2557988
>>2558029
>>2559085
Haaaa

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Apr 2023 10:17:52 No.2561400 Report

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>>2557901
Yes, just dip it in water first

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Anonymous Sat 01 Apr 2023 20:23:11 No.2561595 Report

Quoted By: >>2561602

I just wrap them in foil and put them under the hood of my Jeep. The thing about a Jeep is that it can go anywhere, unlike things that are not a Jeep. With aluminum foil and a Jeep I can eat “Jeep Potatoes” whenever and wherever my Jeep takes me, which is whenever and everywhere because the Jeep is a Jeep. I understand that most of you don’t understand what having a Jeep is like, but I encourage you to join the Jeep Life, or as I call it, Life with a Jeep. Yes caloric density has no meaning when a Jeep is carrying one’s food, neither do paths, trails or rules, Jeeps will carry anything anywhere anytime, this is why we call it Life with a Jeep.

I own a Jeep and because of my Jeep I can eat Jeep Potatoes wherever my Jeep goes, whenever my Jeep goes there. Jeep.

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Anonymous Sat 01 Apr 2023 20:39:33 No.2561602 Report

Quoted By: >>2561829

>>2561595
Hold on a sec… Zoom in. Dang. Sorry bro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Apr 2023 11:09:08 No.2561797 Report

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>>2557892
protip, sprinkle some shredded mozzarella on top

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Apr 2023 12:16:57 No.2561815 Report

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>toss stones into fire
>place meat onto it
>epic winbox

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Apr 2023 12:27:59 No.2561818 Report

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>>2557892
All food threads on /out/ separate the people who go on extended outings (generally hiking) from those who don’t.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Apr 2023 13:18:55 No.2561829 Report

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>>2561602
This sign makes me so angry, I’m going to go stress eat some Jeep Potatoes and Jeep Bacon.

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Anonymous Sun 02 Apr 2023 16:24:07 No.2561879 Report

Quoted By: >>2561881

You can cook bannock directly on the coals after a fire, if you rake them out evenly. You'd think it'd come out all stuck with sticks and ash, but it really doesn't.
Pic related (stuffed with crabapples and haws)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Apr 2023 16:25:17 No.2561880 Report

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>>2557892
I'll toss your potato if you catch my drift

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Anonymous Sun 02 Apr 2023 16:26:27 No.2561881 Report

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>>2561879
OK I was proud of that photo from the thumbnail but now I realize it looks disgusting. Still, it works great.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Apr 2023 03:09:26 No.2562519 Report

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>>2561881
This is easily the best post on /out/. I'm inspired.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Apr 2023 18:47:35 No.2562758 Report

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are there any downsides to eating too many potatoes

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