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>be me
>go hunting once a year to get a deer and split the meat with a friend that comes with me
>friend's wife decides she wants to be "one of the guys" and come with
>she's diabetic
>can't properly stalk with her fat ass lumbering about, so just sit still with a good view of a clearing
>fat bitch is constantly wheezing, sniffing, and groaning with every movement
>one particularly retarded deer doesn't notice us and goes into the clearing
>friend motions that it's my shot
>friend's wife decides that's the perfect time to check her blood sugar
>loudly says "OH!" when she remembers to do it
>deer somehow doesn't hear that
>fat bitch starts rummaging through her bag that she filled with snacks and a hoodie until she finds her test kit
>deer hears that and runs off
>diabeetus tells us her sugar is too low to stay outside
>but you packed so many snacks
>"I didn't pack any sweet snacks, just chips and trail mix because I'm trying to watch my weight"
>have to leave early so she doesn't keel over and die
>on the way back I start bitching about how we couldn't get a deer and that I'd need to take another day of vacation to try again
>she says "yeah, but it's the experience that matters"
>go hunting once a year to get a deer and split the meat with a friend that comes with me
>friend's wife decides she wants to be "one of the guys" and come with
>she's diabetic
>can't properly stalk with her fat ass lumbering about, so just sit still with a good view of a clearing
>fat bitch is constantly wheezing, sniffing, and groaning with every movement
>one particularly retarded deer doesn't notice us and goes into the clearing
>friend motions that it's my shot
>friend's wife decides that's the perfect time to check her blood sugar
>loudly says "OH!" when she remembers to do it
>deer somehow doesn't hear that
>fat bitch starts rummaging through her bag that she filled with snacks and a hoodie until she finds her test kit
>deer hears that and runs off
>diabeetus tells us her sugar is too low to stay outside
>but you packed so many snacks
>"I didn't pack any sweet snacks, just chips and trail mix because I'm trying to watch my weight"
>have to leave early so she doesn't keel over and die
>on the way back I start bitching about how we couldn't get a deer and that I'd need to take another day of vacation to try again
>she says "yeah, but it's the experience that matters"
