HEY GUYS
WEEKENDPREPPER123 HERE
SO, TODAY, WE'RE GONNA MAKE SOME EEEEPIIIICCC PREPS YOU GUYS
FIRST YOU WANNA START WITH SOME RAMEN
THEN THROW A KITKAT BAR IN A ZIPLOC BAG
THEN ADD SOME GUMMY WORMS, SALAMI, GAS STATION BEEF JERKY, CUM, SHIT AND PISS.
ADD IN A VACUUM SEALED BIG MAC, SOME CANNED SOUP, AND HALF A POUND OF SUGAR

NOW THAT THERE IS A HEARTY AND NUTRITIOUS AND HEALTHY MEAL THAT WILL KEEP YOU IN FIGHTING SHAPE FOR HOURS!!11!!

Learn to soak beans and cook some fucking lentils, it takes 30 minutes.
Or at least be a consoomer properly and buy premade MREs.
Either prep right or don't fucking do it at all.


Oh, no, wait, I'm sorry, you're CAMPING outdoors, you are too busy CAMPING to cook your food.
Oh, you're ultralighf, right, better take an extra 219 nanograms of plastic packaging than a 50 gram stove or 10 gram flint.
Wait, grams?
Did you say WHOLE GRAMS?

Oh god no