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Anonymous Sat 01 Apr 2023 08:54:30 No.2561371 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>2561376 >>2562599 >>2562715 >>2564707

>time for bed
>climb into my tent
>slip into my sleeping bag
>relax
>5 minutes pass
>start releasing the most toxic farts you've ever smelled
Seriously how do I prevent this? It only happens after I get in to sleep and relax my body. It turns my tent into a gas chamber.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Apr 2023 09:11:47 No.2561376 Report

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>>2561371
Let me know when you find the solution, I have the same problem.
Why does it not happen at home?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Apr 2023 09:10:30 No.2562174 Report

Quoted By: >>2562475

Same here. My conclusions,
>The kind of food you eat on a multi-day hikes cause barroom bawls in your guts
>The body creates farts to warm your tent - it's nature's central heating
>Your farts have always been that disgusting - but you're never in spaces as small + enclosed as tents so the smell is amplified
Why does it matter anyway? Get out there and get gassing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Apr 2023 14:13:56 No.2562226 Report

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I enjoy and embrace the smell of my own farts.
You become this enlightened too, anon.

If someone else farts however, I wish them misery and death.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Apr 2023 00:31:33 No.2562475 Report

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>>2562174
>nature's central heating
Hilarious

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Apr 2023 00:49:05 No.2562479 Report

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Eat less fiber. Like stick to simpler foods. Pretzels, pita chips, tortillas all low fiber. Cheese and meats low fiber. Honey, powdered milk also good. Potato chips. Noodles

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Apr 2023 10:53:52 No.2562599 Report

Quoted By: >>2562612 >>2562948

>>2561371
Flexibility, seriously.
Do alot of lower back stretches until you can bend your head all the way down to your ass and wrap your mouth around your asshole, then forcibly suck the farts out before you tuck in for the night.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Apr 2023 12:08:33 No.2562612 Report

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>>2562599
seriously this, also the increased methane intake will help you find sleep faster

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Apr 2023 12:19:17 No.2562618 Report

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Deep guttural farts huh

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Apr 2023 16:53:30 No.2562715 Report

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>>2561371
Fix your diet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Apr 2023 02:43:23 No.2562948 Report

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>>2562599
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Apr 2023 04:24:00 No.2564707 Report

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>>2561371
Do you not monitor what you eat and how it affects your system? What are you eating on the trail versus at home? Granola is especially good for rank farts if you aren't eating it regularly. Food takes about 24 hrs to pass thru you, half that roughly to start gas problems. Ever notice you get screaming red ass a day after that ghost pepper salsa you had at the mexican place, or the bbq wings from the gas station? Pay attention to what you're eating and what it does to your body, and adjust your /out/ diet.

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