>>2567444>Why are they such bitches? Because we deal with cunts like you, all day, all night.
>Are they wannabe forest rangers? No. We'd shoot you if we had guns.
>Why don't they clean the damn toilets? Twice a day is the standard. The problem is the swine guests who spray shit all over the place like they don't have to clean up after themselves and they have no self-respect, it seems.
>Are they zogbots?No.
>Why do they come running up as if I won't pay the campsite fee? Because the first sign of a lowlife deadbeat is procrastination.
>Why do they always have yappy little dogs? Bear alarms.
>Why do even exist?People overgrown mental vacationists like you come and slop up the pristine wilderness, but beer cans, plastic, and fucking lawnchairs in the firepits, move picnic tables onto the beach, into the lakes, and just fuck off like they are 4 years old going to watch cartoons now.
