I am sorry your life was so short
I am sorry the lighting was so bad that this was the best photo i could take
I am sorry i bought you at 6 PM today and that you were dead by 10:30 PM
I am sorry that no one noticed you were sick before i bought you
I am sorry that you didn't get 7 months of life frocking in the woods of Maine before Muslims or Jamaicans ate you
I am sorry that your 25 brothers and sisters might have whatever respiratory infection killed you and i am worried about them
I knew you for less than five hours but i miss you
I will try to remember you by making gloves out of your skin and putting a big enough pile of rocks on top of you so that the crows and coyotes don't touch you
I will never forget you, i wasn't there soon enough to give the half year of fun in the woods you deserved from life.

I'm sorry.