I'm gonna do it, /out/ The forbidden meat. I'm tired of people just wasting them, saying it's "too gross!". They can't all be right, and taste buds are only mouth deep. A full belly is a happy belly. I believe a man can eat anything after enough hard work.

I've been getting more into self sufficiency, and always wanted to cook and eat something, as a learning experience, but deer are too cute (and hard) to kill.
But there's a pack or two of coyotes that run around every night, and the locals are this close to culling them anyways cause they ate someone's husky, and make the farmers mad.

How do i do it?
I have gun but i got no skill, i don't know how to attract one. Can i use a trap?

I wanna spit roast one (pic related) but i don't know for how long or how you jam the pole through like that. Lube?

And what do i do with the interesting bits, like the head and tail and paws? I draw my line at eating feet. I think it would be cool to have a coyote head though.

>It'll be gross
shut up ill use hot sauce
>You'll get parasites
Shut up, jealous cause i'll get real life frens who rely on me and appreciate me for what's on the inside.
>Any counterargument
Hot. Sauce.